FtLouie
Yeah, well, I may watch a lot of movies, but at least I don't go around with my face glued to a camera lens, the way you do. I prefer to WATCH movies not invent drama FOR the movies. Furthermore, I will have you know that Lesley Cho asked me to cover a hard news story for the paper just the other day.
This is what I just got in reply.
WomynRule
Yeah, a story I made possible. You are so weak. Go back to pining over the fact that
you have to spend your summer in a palace in Genovia (wah-wah-wah) and that my brother doesn't want to go to the prom with you, and leave the REAL problem-solving to people
like me, who are better equipped intellectually to handle it.
Well, that's the last straw. Lilly Moscovitz is no longer my best friend. I have taken all the abuse I can stand. I am thinking about writing back to her to tell her that.
But maybe that would be too childish, and not INTELLECTUAL enough.
Maybe I'll just ask Tina if she'll be my best friend from now on.
But no, that would be too childish, too. I mean, it's not like we're in third grade any more. We're practically women, like my mom said. Women like my mom don't go around declaring who is their best friend and who isn't. They just sort of ... know. Without saying anything about it. I don't know how, but they do. Maybe it is an oestrogen thing, or something.
Oh, my God, I have such a headache.
Monday, May 5, 11 p.m.
I almost burst into tears just now when I checked my email one last time before bed. That's because this is what I found there:
LinuxRulz
Mia, are you sure you aren't mad at me about something? Because you hardly said three words to me all day. Except during the whole Boris thing. Did I do something wrong?
Then another one, a second later:
LinuxRulz
Nevermind that last email. It was stupid. I know if I'd done something to upset you,
you'd have told me. Because that's the kind of girl you are. That's one of the reasons we're so good together. Because we can tell each other anything.
Then:
LinuxRulz
It's not that thing from your party, is it? You know, where I wouldn't beat up Jangbu for making out with my sister? Because getting involved in my sister's love life is never a good idea, as you might have noticed.
Then:
LinuxRulz
Well, whatever. Goodnight. And I love you.
Oh, Michael! My sweet protector!
WHY WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO YOUR PROM ???????????????????????
Tuesday, May 6, 3 am.
I still can't believe the nerve of her. I have learned A LOT about writing from watching movies. For instance:
Valuable tips I, Mia Thermopolis, learned about writing from the movies:
Aspen Extreme
T J. Burke moves to Aspen to become a ski instructor, but really he just wants to write. When he is done penning his
touching tribute to his dead friend, Dex, he puts it in an envelope and sends it to Powder magazine. A hot-air balloon and
two swans fly by. Then you see a mail carrier put a copy of Powder magazine in TJ.'s mailbox. On the cover is a blurb
about TJ.'s story! It's that easy to get published!
The Wonderboys
Always keep a back-up disk.
Little Women
Ditto.
Moulin Rouge
When writing a play, do not fall in love with your leading lady. Especially if she has consumption. Also, don't drink anything green offered to you by a midget.
The Bell Jar
Don't let your mother read your book until after it's published (when there's nothing she can do about it).
Adaptation
Never trust a twin.
Isn't She Great, The Jacqueline Suzann Story
Publishers don't actually mind if you turn in a manuscript written on pink stationery. Also, sex sells.
How DARE Lilly suggest I've wasted my time watching TV?
And if I happen to choose a career in the medical profession, I am still golden, because I have seen practically every
episode of ER ever made.
Not to mention M*A*S*H.
Tuesday, May 6, Gifted and Talented
Horrible day so far, in every way:
1. Mr. G gave us a pop quiz in Algebra, which I flunked because I was too worked up over the whole Boris/ Lilly/prom thing last night to study. You would think my own stepfather would be kind enough to drop me a hint or two when he's going to
give a pop quiz. But apparently this would violate some teacher code of ethics.
As if. What about the stepfather code of ethics? Anyone ever thought about THAT?
2. Shameeka and I got caught passing notes again. Have to write a thousand-word essay on effects of global warming on ecosystems of South America.
3. I had no one to be my partner on the disease projects we are doing in Health and Safety because Lilly and I aren't speaking. She is doing the full-on avoidance thing. She even took the subway to school today instead of riding with Michael and me in the limo. Not that I mind. Plus when we drew diseases, I got Asperger's syndrome. Why couldn't I have got a cool disease, like Ebola fever? It is so unfair, especially as I am now considering a career in the health field.
At lunch I accidentally ate some sausage that was mistakenly baked into my supposedly cheese-only Individual Pizza. Also, Boris spent the whole period writing the word Lilly over and over again on his violin case. Lilly didn't even show at lunch. Hopefully she and Jangbu hopped a plane back to Tibet and won't be bothering any of us any more. Michael says he doesn't think so, though. He says he thinks she had another press conference.
5. Michael did not change his mind about the prom. Not that I brought it up, or anything. Just that I happened to be walking with him past the table where Lana and the rest of the Prom Committee are selling tickets, and Michael went, “Sucka,” under his breath when he saw the guy who hates it when they put corn in the chilli buying prom tickets for himself and his girlfriend.