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Rock with Me



“I’m not sixteen, Sam. I’m not hiding for anyone.” He crosses to me and pulls me in his arms, and kisses my forehead. “We’ve established this isn’t a one night thing.”

“Right.”

“Our families were bound to find out sometime.”

I swallow hard. Fuck. “Right,” I whisper.

“Don’t worry.” He smiles reassuringly just as the doorbell rings.

“Get your pants on,” I hiss at his smiling face and cringe when Luke knocks on the door. Leo pulls his jeans up and fastens them and I can’t wait any longer for him to pull a shirt on.

I open the door to a grinning Livie, but a scowling Luke.

“Gee, thanks,” he mutters sarcastically and hands me the baby, pushing past me into my living room. Natalie happily follows him, grinning at me, when she sees Leo in the kitchen washing his hands. Luke is struck dumb.

“Hi, Leo.” Nat grins and waves.

“Hey Nat. How are you feeling?” Leo asks and kisses her cheek, drying his hands on a towel.

“If you’re going to touch my wife, you’d better put a shirt on. Dude, what the fuck are you doing with my sister?”

Livie’s eyes fill with tears at her daddy’s harsh voice. I kiss her forehead and bounce her in my arms.

“Luke, chill out.” I pin him with a glare, but he doesn’t care.

“We’re going to be late,” Nat reminds him and offers me a sympathetic smile.

“We will talk about this.” Luke kisses Liv and leans in to whisper in my ear. “Be careful.”

“We won’t be long,” Nat says. “She has snacks, diapers and toys in her bag. She just had a nap so she should be fine until we get back.”

“Nat, I’m fine,” I assure her and guide them out the door. “Go.”

“She’s cute,” Leo murmurs and runs his hand down Liv’s plump cheek. The baby immediately grabs his finger and sticks it in her mouth.

“Here, take her and I’ll get her some juice.”

“Whoa, take her?” He takes a step back, his eyes suddenly scared. He’s hilarious.

“She’s a baby, Leo, not a weapon of mass destruction.” I thrust the baby in his hands, pull Livie’s sippy cup from her bag and head to the kitchen.

“Can I put her on the floor with her toys?” He calls out to me.

“Sure, just put a blanket down for her to crawl on.”

Damn, he’s funny.

“I think the baby is about to kill your cat,” Leo says dryly and I hurry back to the living room while capping the cup to find Livie with a handful of the cat’s fur, trying to put it in her mouth.

“Or eat her,” I agree and laugh as Leo tries to untangle Liv’s tiny, and surprisingly strong, grasp from my poor cat.

We sit with her and entertain her with her toys for a while, chuckling at how cute she is.

“This isn’t too hard,” I tell him and he grins at me.

“Nah, not too hard.” He runs his hand over her soft brown hair and then frowns. “Wait, do you smell that?”

“No.” I stop what I’m doing and sniff. “What is it?”

Leo scowls and glances down at Liv, who’s grinning widely at him, slobber dripping down her cute little chin. “I think she shit herself.”

“Stop swearing in front of her.”

“Me swearing is not our biggest problem right now.”

We stare at each other for a minute and then he digs around in the diaper bag, pulls out a diaper and wipes and hands them to me. “Here.”

“Why do I have to do it?” I ask.

“Because you’re her aunt. Duh.”

“I don’t do poop.” I scowl down at the little girl, like she’s done this to me on purpose.

“What do you normally do when this happens and you’re watching her?”

“My mom changes her.”

“Haven’t you watched her alone before?” Now he’s laughing, Liv is laughing with him, enjoying the joke, and I’m scowling at both of them.

“Dear God, what did they feed her?” I hold my hand over my nose. “Don’t you know how?”

“She’s a girl. I’m not going to jail.”

“Don’t be an idiot. You won’t go to jail for changing her diaper. You might go to jail for not changing her diaper.”

“Come on, Auntie Sammie,” he winks charmingly, “You got this.”

“Leo is going to lose his manhood if he ever calls me Sammie again,” I tell Liv and she giggles. Then, suddenly, it’s as if she realizes what she’s sitting in, her pretty face crumbles and she starts to cry.

“Shit, we need to change her.”

“I’m calling Meg.” Leo pulls his phone out and dials Meg’s number.

“Why?”

“She’s a nurse. She deals with crap all the time. Hey, I’m at Sam’s. There’s an emergency, and I need you to come here asap. Uh huh. No, no ambulance, just need your help. Okay thanks.” He hangs up and stuffs the phone back in his pocket. “She’ll be right here.”

“You totally just lied to her.”

“She’ll be here in ten.”

It’s the longest damn ten minutes of my life.

Finally, the doorbell rings. The only reason I hear it is because Liv has taken a moment to take a breath, thus giving us zero point three seconds of silence.

“Thank God,” Leo pulls her into the apartment and she scowls when she sees the baby in my arms.

“What’s wrong with her?” She asks.

“She has a shitty diaper,” Leo tells her.

“So change her.”

“Leo’s afraid he’ll be considered a pedophile and I don’t know how.”

Meg takes the baby from my arms and stares back and forth at us, her face incredulous. “Are you fucking kidding me? You said it was an emergency. I worked all night last night, and you woke me up for this?”

“Don’t you smell that? It is an emergency.”

“Jesus, you two are worthless.” Meg finds the diaper and wipes, lays the baby on the floor on her blanket, and gets to work. “This is nothing. At least she didn’t blow out the diaper.”

“What does that mean?” I’m not sure that I really want to know.

“When the poop goes up their back, into their hair, all over the place. Now that’s gross.”

“Isn’t the point of a diaper to catch the poop?” Leo plants his hands on his hips, frowning at Meg. “I mean, if they don’t do their job, what’s the point?”
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