"Don't you find some minks are too...fluffy?" Daisy asks.
"Some minks are too fluffy." Libby this time.
"Silver fox is very popular," Daisy murmurs.
"Beige tones are also increasingly popular," Libby says.
"Which ones are those?" someone asks.
"Lynx. Chinchilla. Ermine. Beaver - "
"Hello?" Taylor wakes up, blinking. "I'm here."
"Go back to sleep, Taylor," I sigh.
"Where's Mr. McDermott?" he asks, stretching.
"Wandering around downstairs. Looking for coke." I shrug. "Silver fox is very popular," one of them says.
"Raccoon. Fitch. Squirrel. Muskrat. Mongolian lamb."
"Am I dreaming," Taylor asks me, "or... am I really hearing an actual conversation?"
"Well, I suppose what passes for one." I wince. "Shhh. Listen. It's inspiring."
At the sushi restaurant tonight McDermott, in a state of total frustration, asked the girls if they knew the names of any of the nine planets. Libby and Caron guessed the moon. Daisy wasn't sure but she actually guessed... Comet. Daisy thought that Comet was a planet. Dumbfounded, McDermott, Taylor and I all assured her that it was.
"Well, it's easy to find a good fur now," Daisy says slowly. "Since more ready-to-wear designers have now entered the fur field, the range increases because each designer selects different pelts to give his collection an individual character."
"It's all so scary," Caron says, shivering.
"Don't be intimidated," Daisy says. "Fur is only an accessory. Don't be intimidated by it."
"But a luxurious accessory," Libby points out.
I ask the table, "Has anyone ever played around with a TEC nine-millimeter Uzi? It's a gun. No? They're particularly useful because this model has a threaded barrel for attaching silencers and barrel extensions." I say this nodding.
"Furs shouldn't be intimidating." Taylor looks over at me and blankly says, "I'm gradually uncovering some startling information here."
"But a luxurious accessory," Libby points out again.
The waitress reappears, setting the drinks down along with a bowl of grapefruit sorbet. Taylor looks at it and says, blinking, "I didn't order this."