“Ooh!” Jennifer mock shuddered.
“You will be powerless against it.”
Jennifer dropped to the ground and sat, arms crossed, a defiantly amused expression playing across her face.
“Okaaay …” Sosie said in warning. She stood perfectly still, her hands held stiffly before her chest, her head tipped to one side, a blank expression on her doll-like face. With startling precision, Sosie’s feet began to move one way while her torso inched the other direction. Her hands jerked up and down like pistons. “Dance, earthling, dance.”
Jennifer’s mouth twitched toward a smile. “Are you doing … the robot?” She spelled out robot. “Oh. My. God.”
Sosie frowned. “Robot. Is. Sad. Because silly bitch. Will. Not. Dance.”
With that, Sosie dropped quickly to her knees and backed up, moving with tremendous skill. It was as if she were made of liquid and elastic. Her arms worked independently of her shoulders, and her neck swiveled back and forth like a pendulum. Somehow, she incorporated a mechanical beauty queen wave, which exploded into a motion where she seemed to pull herself up by an invisible string. It was ridiculous — and amazing.
“Sad. Sad. Sad.” Sosie lurched toward Jennifer, who laughed.
“That is messed up! Get away!”
“Dance, silly bitch,” Sosie intoned.
She made a strange whirring sound and watched wide-eyed as her arm shot out, machinelike, toward Jennifer’s. She pulled Jennifer to her feet, and this time Jen didn’t object. Sosie snaked an arm around Jennifer’s waist and bent her side to side as if they were a robot couple taking a turn around some factory dance floor.
“Robot. Getting. Happy. Robot. Like. Girl. Who. Can’t. Dance.”
“Hey!” Jennifer said, but she couldn’t stop laughing.
“Robot girl give rhythm chip for disability,” Sosie said, starting to lose it. “Do not let bad-dancing disability define you, bad-dancing girl. We will have benefit concert to help you. Can’t-Dance-For-Shit-A-Thon.”
Both girls laughed uncontrollably — full, body-shaking guffaws. In the laughter, the girls’ feet became entangled and they fell to the ground, Sosie on top of Jennifer, their faces separated by no more than an inch of warm jungle air. Jennifer looked into Sosie’s eyes. A small, involuntary sigh escaped. Sosie felt the breath soft and warm on her face and something fluttered deep inside her. A dance she did not yet know had begun.
Sosie tensed and jumped to her feet. “Robot leave girl alone now.”
“Thank God,” Jennifer said, but she didn’t mean it.