Everyone died laughing as Taylor made her announcement.

Anna took a sip of wine and went on with her presentation. “Now the most sensitive part of man’s dick is the head. Be sure to pay particular attention to this area. To start you should lick up and down his shaft. Get to know his sensitive areas.”

Anna began licking up the cucumber and motioned with her hand for us to do the same. “Now, put your mouth on the top of the head. No teeth ladies. Using a sucking sensation, go down a little ways.” Anna started moving her mouth up and down her cucumber dick.

“Move your head some ladies . . . like a corkscrew.”

Okay this is awkward.

“Keep that dick wet, ladies.” Libby and Grace were giggling as they took their cucumbers and hit them together like they were toasting each other.

Alex cursed, “Damn it. I took a nipple off my cucumber!”

“Don’t forget the balls, but be mindful if he is overly sensitive in that area. Don’t be afraid to play with them. Sometimes right before they come, a slight pull on the scrotum will heighten his orgasm. Some men don’t like a lot of sucking. Listen to him. Learn what pleases him and what doesn’t.”

“What if the penis is too big to fit in your mouth all the way?” Taylor asked.

Anna smiled. “Great question, Taylor! If that is the case, use your hand in that up and down relaxed motion I showed. Apply a little pressure with the hand but not too much.”

As we continued to practice on our cucumber dicks, I was growing more and more confident I would be able to give Colt a good blow job. Anna kept talking as we all laughed, practiced and drank.

Maegan cleared her throat and said, “Let’s talk deep throating.”

Anna picked up a dildo and began talking. “For me, I practiced on a dildo. The deeper you go, the better you train your throat. The best position for deep throating is a sixty-nine.”

“Yeah,” Grace said as she and Alex high-fived each other. Libby made a shuddering move as she rolled her eyes and said, “Again, don’t need that visual, Alex.”

Maegan nodded her head and placed her cucumber dick in her mouth and moaned.

Grace looked at Maegan, “Yeah, Meg, get into that shit!”

What Maegan did next had all of us gasping.

“Oh my glitter!” I shouted. “You just bit off the head of your dick!”

Anna’s mouth dropped open, as she stood there stunned. “Maegan. Why?”

Taking another bite of her cucumber, she shrugged. “I was hungry damn it! You can’t have us sucking on cucumbers all night and not expect us to get hungry for Christ’s sake!”

Grace reached over and hit Maegan. “I cannot believe you just ate your dick!”

Maegan smiled and said, “I’ll tell you one thing, it sure as shit tastes better than any cum I’ve tasted.”

“Gross,” Taylor said as she took another drink of wine and rolled her eyes.

“Jesus, Meg, what in the hell is wrong with you?” Grace asked as she busted out laughing.

We spent the rest of the evening laughing, drinking, and learning tricks to please our men. My favorite part of the evening was learning how to apply a condom with your mouth. Taylor kept gagging every time she tried until she finally gave up. “That’s it. I’m not meant to be the type of girl who gives blow jobs. I’ll end up puking on the poor bastard.”

Laughter echoed through the room as Libby said, “Don’t worry, Tay. You can’t help it if all that knowledge went to Meg!”

Maegan raised her glass of wine and smiled proudly. “Hell yeah it did!”

After taking a break and eating some food and chatting, Anna got back down to business. Picking up one of the silicone looking blobs she held it up. “Now, for the masturbation sleeve. This can be a lot of fun for your man, especially if you’re not feeling it, maybe it’s that time of the month, or you both want to just play, this can be a great tool to use.”

Taylor reached for one and said, “What if he likes this better than you?”

Grace grabbed it from Taylor. “Tay, if any guy ever tells you he wants to use this thing rather than stick his dick in your pussy . . . you better kick him in his junk and walk out the door.”

Anna chortled and pointed to Grace. “That was way better than my answer.”

BY THE TIME I walked Anna to the door and thanked her for everything, I was feeling pretty damn good. My buzz was borderline being tipsy, which probably meant I was drunk. Taylor for the first time ever had a pretty strong buzz going on but she wasn’t drunk. She knew when to back off and quickly began drinking water for the rest of the night.