Kiss Me

I decide to text Mom, hoping she’s still awake.



Me: How did you get Tom to fall in love with you? You said you knew instantly. Did he?



Mom: He knew it too. I could feel it.



Me: How do I make the God of all Hotties fall in love with me?



Mom: Isn’t it a little fast? It’s been a day.



Me: Yes, it’s too fast. But I cannot help it. I am in LOVE with this boy. And all he will do is kiss me! And I’m talking a NO TONGUE KISS!!! Other boys make out with me, why won’t he?



Mom: Other boys?! Just how many boys have you kissed?



Me: Uh, like three.



Mom: !!!!!!!!! You don’t want to get a bad reputation your first week! Why have you kissed so many boys? Did you get drunk? What kind of place did we send you to?



Me: Calm down. And no. I kissed this boy, Dallas, the first night. It was like fun, and he’s sweet, but it’s like a friend thing, a chill thing. Then the god kissed me on the cheek and gave me a four-leaf clover and it WORKED! I made Varsity soccer AND the dance team! Oh and this gorgeous guy kissed me too, but he was drunk and it was gross, so it really doesn’t count. So two, technically.



Mom: Dance team? Really? I’m so proud of you!



Me: I got to dance on stage tonight, Mom. I loved it. Loved being up there. Back to the hottie.



Mom: You belong on a stage. You always have. And the god sounds sweet.



Me: But that’s just it. He IS sweet. And he’s supposed to be a player. He had 8 gfs last year. He gets kinda flustered when he’s around me. Players don’t get flustered, do they? And the things he does to me!



Mom: Wait, I thought you said he wasn’t doing anything to you.



Me: I mean like I can barely breathe when he’s around. When he touches me, I feel like I’m getting shocked. And tonight, I was at this party and he took me to this empty dorm room. And he DIDN’T attack me! He just gave me these slow, amazing, tender and TONGUELESS kisses. He looked deep into my eyes and, I swear to God, he looked into my soul.



Mom: Wait. What time is it there? And what were you doing at a party? It’s your second night!



Me: Can we PLEASE stick to what is important here? HOW DO I MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?



Mom: Maybe he already is.



Me: No! He’s not. He was a total gentleman. He doesn’t want me. Should I like sneak over to his room and just attack him?



Mom: Sex is not going to make him fall in love with you. It sounds like he likes you.



Me: OMG!!!!??? You think??!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Mom: Yeah. Go to bed! And make good decisions please. And call Garrett tomorrow when you’re free. He wants to talk to you.



Me: Okay. I love you. Kiss the girls for me.



Mom: I love you too. And I will.



Saturday, August 27th



You don’t have a bra on.



10:30am



Clearly missed breakfast. Can’t remember what is supposed to be going on today. Did we miss something already?



I grab my phone and read a few texts.



The love of my life