Neanderthal Seeks Human
Sandra took the bottle of tequila from my hand and held it to Marie, “We need to get some cups. I love you girls but I have no desire to drink ya’all’s backwash all night.”
“Let’s order takeout.” Kat hugged me from behind, lifting her head from my shoulder. I placed one of my hands on her arm and returned the squeeze.
“Chinese food or pizza?” Marie stood and crossed to the kitchen, pulling takeout menus from their place on the fridge, still holding the bottle of tequila in her hand.
I wiped at my eyes, sniffing, feeling the warm numbness one associates with good friends and three rapid-fire shots of tequila. Love really was a pit and I was at rock bottom. I didn’t know how but I knew these women were going to help pull me out of it, out of the dark place. But first, I needed to order my thoughts, organize the data. I needed to process the last half hour and figure out what- precisely- I saw, felt, and believed.
However, before I could even begin to pick up the pieces of reality let alone study them with the careful attention required, the sound of Quinn’s voice, saying my name, was a proverbial chainsaw to the fragile remnants of my heart.
“Janie!”
I glanced up and towards the sound of my name- confused, eyes wide and… confused- to find Quinn hurrying toward me. He pushed the table out of the way and knelt in front of me, reaching for and sliding his arms around my waist. It took me a moment to register that he was searching me, my body, for something, as though he expected part of me to be missing or damaged.
It took me several more seconds to understand that he was there, that he was touching me, that he was speaking.
“Are you ok? Has anyone approached you? And why the hell was your door open?”
As soon as I overcame my shock I pulled away from him and held my hands up between us. My mouth opened and closed as my brain struggled to understand his abrupt presence, the anger behind his words, the relief in his eyes, as I was clearly lagging behind real-time event comprehension.
I broke the stunned silence, “Quinn- what- what are you doing here?”
As though everyone else was equally dumbfounded by his presence, and my words were the cure to their stunned silence, the room erupted in noisy feminine outrage.
“The hell-!” I registered Elizabeth’s angry growl somewhere over his shoulder.
“Listen, Mister-” Sandra tried to insert herself between us.
“I think you should leave.” Marie walked in to the living room from the kitchen, holding the bottle of tequila as though a viable weapon.
Kat squeezed my hand.
Quinn tried to talk to me, over the insistent gaggle of my friends and Sandra’s angry body barricade, “Janie, please, listen- you are not safe, your guards should have been with you today, we need to get out of here. They never would have let you come to the building-”
The buzzer sounded again and, amidst all the chaos I discerned Fiona’s voice over the speaker. Elizabeth pressed the button while continuing to shoot daggers at Quinn; “Because you were there ‘hiding the salami’ with her sister?” Elizabeth accused, pulling out her cell phone, “I’m calling the police, Quinn. You need to leave. Now!”
Quinn didn’t move from his position in front of me and met her censure with all the flexibility of granite, “I wasn’t- with Jem-”
“We saw you!”
“No- you don’t understand,” He turned to me but Sandra anticipated his movements and blocked me from view, “Janie- I wasn’t with her, we weren’t hiding salami- I was trying to help-”
“Then why was your shirt off, Quinn- if that even is your real name.” Elizabeth punched in three numbers on her cell, sounding a little like a suspicious Sherlock.
“Because Jem is bat-shit crazy and burned me with a cigarette then bit my-” he huffed, pinched his nose with his thumb and forefinger, “We don’t have time for this!”
“Seriously, big guy, you just need to make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.” Sandra crossed her arms over her chest, her voice low with warning.
Quinn stuttered for a moment, his eyebrow lifting at Sandra’s crude dismissal, “I can’t, I can’t leave until I know she is safe.”
Marie crossed her arms over her chest, “Safe from who?”
Elizabeth spoke into the phone at her ear, giving the 911 operator our address before adding, “I need the police-”
Elizabeth didn’t finish the sentence because the phone was roughly pulled from her grip and she was knocked to the floor. A collective shocked breath fanned through the room; all eyes fitfully rested on three very large, very sinister looking skinheads- with neck tattoos- pouring into the small space, made significantly smaller by their looming thickness.
One of the men was holding Fiona around the waist. He had a gun in his hand which was currently directed at Quinn but their collective attention was rigidly affixed on me.
“Well, hell- Jem. It’s been a long time.”
The taller of the three addressed his comment to me and I recognized him as the scary stranger from the park.
“What the hell are you doing, Sam? Does Seamus know you are here?” Quinn stepped in front of me and, therefore, Sandra and Kat, hiding us from Goon# 1, Goon#2, and Sam.
I heard rather than saw Sam’s harsh reply, “You shut the f**k up, Quinn. You said you didn’t know where she was-”
“You are making a serious mistake.” Quinn’s voice made me shiver. Even though they held a gun on him, his tone made it perfectly clear he was not to be bothered with trivial things- like bullets. “Like I told Seamus, this is not Jem.”
I noticed Marie shifting on her feet, her hand still around the bottle of tequila, her eyes wide as they moved between Quinn and the skinhead called Sam.
I heard the click of something, which I guessed was the safety of a gun, because Quinn became suddenly rigid, the threatening tenor of his slowly spoken words almost tangible, “What do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m taking that bitch, I’m taking her back to Seamus and he can decide if she is Jem or not but I’m sick of dicking around Chicago-”
Unexpectedly, it was Marie who spoke next, “Like. Hell.”
A few things happened at once.
I didn’t really see everything as I was behind Sandra who was behind Quinn and Kat was to my right, also partially blocking my view. But, what I did see was the aftermath and was therefore able to put the pieces together.
Marie must have thrown the bottle of tequila at Goon#1, the one who had been holding Fiona, because his gun went off and the bullet hit the wall somewhere above the window. But he staggered backwards holding his head. Fiona must have been preparing for his moment because she withdrew two long Susan Bates knitting needles from her project bag, the long thick ones that beginners typically learn on with the white nobs at the end, and stabbed Goon#1 in the shoulder. Immediately the gun dropped from his hand.
Elizabeth, who had been on the floor the whole time, reached for the gun as Goon#2 tripped over her legs and fell heavily against the bookshelf.
Kat yelped when the gun went off and grabbed my hand. To my surprise she threw both of us behind the couch. I landed on the floor quite ungracefully, taking the brunt of my fall on the left side of my body.
Quinn flipped the coffee table up on its side, presumably to offer a modicum of cover against the potential impending rain of bullets, and reached for a previously hidden glock in the back of his pants, training it on the skinheads just as Sam pulled out his handgun. However, before Quinn or Skinhead-Sam could fire a round, diminutive and petite Fiona screamed and pushed Sam forward.
She was small and he was big; therefore, other than a momentary inability to balance, Sam quickly recovered and turned his rage and weapon on Fiona. At this point, Elizabeth was able to fire one round. It hit Sam in the stomach and he promptly doubled over with a gurgled curse before Goon#2 reached Elizabeth and wrestled the weapon from her grip, elbowing her roughly in the face as he did so.
“Oh, shit! Ow! That hurt!” Elizabeth cried.
Before Goon#2 could raise the weapon, however, Marie and Sandra launched themselves across the room, Sandra yodeling like Tarzan. I heard Quinn exclaim, “Damn it!” before he jumped over the coffee table a second later.
Surprisingly, Marie and Sandra made very efficient work of tackling the big man to the ground. Admittedly, he was still on his knees, trying to scramble upwards, when they reached him and- yes- Marie kicked him in the groin area with pointed boots immediately upon entering his sphere of personal space. Sandra grabbed the 9mm from him while he was distracted and, to my very great surprise, after promptly switching back on the safety, proceeded to clobber him with the butt of the gun.
“I-”
clobber
“-am going-”
clobber
“-to f**k-”
clobber
“-you up-”
clobber
“-bitch!”
It took me a moment to realize that Sandra was holding a ball of yarn in her other hand, the one not holding the gun. She stuffed it in the mouth of Goon#2 even as she brought the gun down for another bone crunching blow.
Fiona scrambled over to Elizabeth, cupping her face and trying to shield her from further violence and Quinn pistol whipped Sam, knocking the tattooed menace out with a single blow.