Size 12 Is Not Fat
“Sure,” I say, in what I hope sounds like a cool, assured voice, but which I’m pretty sure comes out sounding more like a bleat. I gesture for Cooper to sit down, and curl up in my desk chair, wishing I could have a bottle of whatever it was Mrs. Allington had been nipping at all morning.
“Listen, Heather,” Cooper says. “About last night…”
No! Because if there are three words in the English language worse than Got a minute? they can only be About last night…
And now I’ve had all six of them, one right after the other. It isn’t fair!
And what had even happened last night? Nothing! I’d gotten out of the cab Cooper had put me in and gone straight inside to bed.
Okay, maybe I’d stayed up for an hour or so working on a new song.
And maybe that song had been about him.
But he couldn’t have heard it. I played super softly. And I never even heard him come in.
Oh, why me? WHY ME???
“I think I owe you an explanation” is the next unexpected thing out of his mouth.
But wait. I owe you an explanation? That doesn’t sound like a prelude to asking me to move out. In fact, it almost sounds like an apology. But what on earth does Cooper have to apologize for?
“I met with a friend from the coroner’s office last night after we left the ball,” he begins. “And she said—”
Wait a minute. She said? Cooper ditched me for another girl?
“That’s where you went?” I blurt out, before I can stop myself. “To meet a girl?”
Oh…my…God. What’s wrong with me? Why can’t I be cool and self-assured like…well, like Rachel? Why do I have to be such a complete spaz all the time?
Fortunately Cooper, being completely ignorant of my plans for him (you know, the fact that he’s going to marry me and be the father of my three as yet unborn children and the inspiration for my Nobel Prize–winning medical career), doesn’t catch on that I’m jealous. He seems to think I’m still angry because he made me leave the party early.
“I didn’t want to say anything to you before,” he says. “You know, in case she didn’t have anything to tell me. But the fact is, there was something a little strange about those girls’ bodies.”
I just stare at him. Because I can’t believe it. Not that his “friend” in the coroner’s office had found something strange about Elizabeth’s and Roberta’s bodies. But that he’d bothered to consult with her on my behalf in the first place.
“B-but,” I stammer. “But I thought…you thought…I was just making the whole thing up. Because of missing the thrill of performing…”
“I do,” Cooper says, with a shrug. “I mean, I did. But I figured it wouldn’t hurt to ask.”
“And?” I lean forward eagerly. “What is it? Drugs? Were they drugged? Because I thought Detective Canavan said no drugs were detected in their systems.”
“None were,” Cooper says. “It wasn’t drugs. It’s burns.”
I stare at him. “Burns? What kind of burns? Like…cigarette burns?”
“No,” Cooper says. “Angie isn’t sure.” Angie? Cooper knows someone in the coroner’s office named Angie? Just how had he and Angie met, anyway? Angie didn’t sound like the kind of name a medical examiner would have. An exotic dancer, maybe. But not a doctor…
“And you have to take into account that those bodies,” Cooper goes on. “Well, they’re kind of a mess. But Angie says they did find burn marks on both girls’s backs, marks they can’t explain. It’s not enough for them to change the coroner’s ruling—you know, that the deaths weren’t accidental. But it is…strange.”
“Strange,” I repeat.
“Yeah,” Cooper says. “Strange.”
“So…” I can’t look him in the eye. Because I can’t believe he’s actually taking me seriously. Me, Heather Wells, of “Sugar Rush” fame!
And all it had taken were a couple of murders…
“So maybe I’m not just making it all up out of displaced aggression toward my mother?” I ask.
Cooped looks taken aback. “I never said you were.”
Oh, right. That had been Sarah.
“But you believe me now?” I prod him. “I’m not just your little brother’s crazy ex-girlfriend? But maybe, like, a rational human being?”
“I’ve never thought of you as anything but,” Cooper says, a flash of annoyance in his blue eyes. Then, seeing my expression, he says, “Well, crazy, maybe. But I never thought of you as irrational. Honest, Heather, I don’t know where you get this stuff. I’ve always thought of you as one of the—”
Most beautiful, ravishing creatures you’ve ever met? Most intelligent, stunningly gorgeous women of your acquaintance?
Sadly, before he gets a chance to tell me what he’s always thought of me—or to fall to one knee and ask me to be his bride (I know. Still, a girl can dream), the phone rings.
“Hold that thought,” I say to Cooper, and pick up the receiver. “Fischer Hall, this is Heather.”
“Heather?” It’s Tina, the desk worker on duty. “Hold on, Julio wants to talk to you.”
Julio gets on the line. “Oh, Haythar, I sorry,” he says. “But he’s doing it again.”
“Who’s doing what again?” I ask.
“That boy, Gavin. Ms. Walcott told me—”
“Okay, Julio,” I say, careful not to let Cooper catch on, considering what happened last time. “I’ll meet you at the usual place.” Then I hang up.
Talk about bad timing! Right when Cooper had been about to tell me what he really thinks about me!
Although, come to think of it, I’m not sure I want to know. Because most likely it’s going to be something like “one of the best data-entry typists I’ve ever known.”
“Stay right here,” I say to Cooper.
“Is something wrong?” Cooper asks, looking concerned.
“Nothing I can’t handle in a jiffy,” I say. Oh my God, did I just say jiffy? Well, whatever. “I’ll be right back.”
Before he can say another word, I hightail it from the office, running for the service elevator, where I tell Julio, who meets me there, to take the control lever, and Go, go, go!