The Perfect Match

Goggy waved to Mrs. Lunqvist. “Young people,” she called.      “They’re so fussy!” Mrs. Lunqvist, who used to terrorize the kids in Bible study      with tales of fiery devastation of Biblical cities, nodded in agreement. “So      you’ll meet him?”

What have you got to lose? the eggs      asked, looking up from their quilting. Didn’t you hear what       she said about menopause?

Honor sighed. “Sure,” she said.

“I just thought it’d be nice,” Goggy said. “I have a soft spot      for his family, that’s all. You’d be surprised at how many times I think of      Peter and what my life would be like if he hadn’t died in World War II.      Protecting freedom and saving the world. So when I heard his grandnephew was in      town, all by himself, lonely, depressed, British—”

Such a prize. “You can stop now,      Goggy, I just said I’ll meet the guy.”

“You did?”

“Yes.”

Goggy smiled triumphantly.

“Don’t go planning any weddings,” Honor warned. “I’m just doing      it to be polite.” An image of a balding man with large, horselike teeth and a      love of sharing math theorems popped into her head. “What’s his name?”

“Tom Barlow.” A completely ordinary name. Not like Brogan Cain,      for example. “I told him you’d meet him tonight at O’Rourke’s.”

“What?”

“And put on lipstick, for heaven’s sake. You’re such a pretty      girl. And be nice! It wouldn’t kill you to smile. Oh, there’s Henrietta      Blanchette. I heard she got food poisoning from that slop they serve here. I’ll      go say hi.”

Honor’s mood was soft after the movie. First, the wine had been      fantastic, this lovely Tempranillo with hints of strawberries, cherry jam and      leather. Then the Rushing Creek residents, who loved Watch and Wine and always      had something nice to say (once they’d gotten their kicks out of mentioning her      catfight, that was). But in general, whatever barriers seemed to exist between      Honor and her peers evaporated with old people, who called her honey and dear and told      her about their kidney stones and varicose veins. Also, one couldn’t rule out      the movie itself. Keanu Reeves, amen, sister. The kiss in that movie—the kiss, the babymaker—had she ever been kissed like      that?

Er, no.

Nope, no man had ever been desperate to kiss her. No man had      ever kissed her like he’d die if he didn’t. No sirree. Didn’t happen. Didn’t      seem like it was going to happen, either, not when a      middle-aged British math teacher was her only prospect.

That could change. She’d update her dating website profiles.      Ask Faith to help her out with things like push-up bras and flirting. Maybe some      of the men she did business with were single, and maybe they’d notice her. It      could happen.

It’s just that no one was like Brogan.

Nope, nope. No more thoughts like that. So over him. Almost.      Well, getting there. Okay, not at all, really.

As she walked through Rushing Creek, she heard a familiar      laugh.

Right. Dana cut hair every other Thursday at Rushing Creek’s      salon. Honor had recommended her for the gig, actually.

The sound made Honor stop in her tracks, her stomach suddenly      flooded with a cold rush of emotion. Anger, embarrassment, jealousy,      loneliness...

Yeah. Loneliness.

Don’t let her see you.

Dana looked up and saw. “Honor!” she called. “Do you have a      second?”

Fungus. Feeling her face flush,      Honor nodded. She went into the salon, which, though small, was a lot nicer than      House of Hair.

“Mrs. Jenkins, I just need to take out your hearing aid, okay?”      Dana asked, slipping it out. “There,” she said to Honor. “Now we can talk. The      old bat’s deaf as dirt.”

An unexpected yearning swooped through Honor’s chest. For five      years, since Dana moved to Manningsport, they’d been friends, the type of friend      Honor hadn’t had since college. Hanging out, calling for no reason,      commiserating over work, family, men. They’d had a lot of good times together. A      lot of laughs.

Honor didn’t say anything. Then again, she didn’t leave,      either.

“That’s some haircut,” Dana said. “Not bad. Where’d you get it      done? Parisian’s?”

Still, Honor didn’t answer. They were not      going to talk about hairstyles (but yes, it was Parisian’s).

“Look, you gave it your best shot, Honor. Okay?” Dana went on.      “He didn’t love you. You’re the one who said you were done with him, and he and      I just ran into each other one night at O’Rourke’s, and one thing led to      another. It was a complete shock to us both.”

“I’m actually surprised you had waited as long as you did,      Dana.”

Bitter Betty, table for one. But it      had only been six weeks since she’d been...betrayed. No other word would do.

“Honor, I’m sorry, I really am. I know you wanted Brogan to      love you, but it’s not my fault he didn’t.”

“Could you lower your voice, please?” Honor said, her face      burning.

“Oh, please. She hasn’t heard anything since Clinton was      president.” Dana cut her a glance, her face softening. “How many times have you      and I talked about just this exact thing? The guy you least expect to fall for      and then boom, you’ve fallen. And he happened to fall for me, too. We were just      chatting at the bar.” She gave Honor a small, smug smile. “And all of a sudden,      there was this charge in the air.”

Dana was gloating. Brogan and she knew each other, of course.      Sometimes, the three of them had gone out together. If there’d been any charge      in the air, Honor hadn’t noticed.

Dana was quiet for a minute. “I know you had a crush on him      since the dawn of time.”

“It was more than a crush, Dana. Don’t minimize my feelings to      make yourself feel less guilty.”

“I don’t feel guilty,” she said,      turning back to Mrs. Jenkins, her scissors flying in a sinister hiss. She got      paid sixty-five dollars a haircut, Honor knew. Sixty-five bucks for taking a      millimeter off someone’s hair. “Look, I know you were surprised. But I still      think you owe me an apology.”

The noise that came out of Honor’s mouth was somewhere between      a sputter, a choke and a laugh. “An apology?”

“Just a little trim around the ears,” Mrs. Jenkins said. “Not      too short, dear.”

“Got it, Mrs. Jenkins,” Dana barked. “Not too short.” Her voice      lowered, and she looked at Honor. “Yeah, an apology. I don’t appreciate having      wine thrown in my face, not to mention being shoved in a restaurant in front of      the guy I love.”

Honor’s mouth opened and closed a few times. “You have got to      be kidding me.”

“Listen. I’m sorry it didn’t work out for you, but does that      mean that both Brogan and I are supposed to ignore what we feel for each other?”      Her words might’ve had more impact if her tone hadn’t been as sharp as her      scissors. The horrible, beautiful engagement ring flashed as her hands moved      over Mrs. Jenkins’s head. “Seriously, we didn’t plan it. It just happened.”

Oh, that infuriating phrase! Nothing just happened. Vaginas didn’t just happen to fall on penises.      Unspoken words bubbled up like lava. Do I look that stupid?       You were supposed to be my friend. You made me a martini that night. I cried       on your couch! We watched Shark Week! And a few       weeks later, you were sleeping with the guy who broke my heart. For crying       out loud, you told me in a bar. Two against one, in a bar.

Yes, she could say those things, and denigrate her pride even      further. Remind Dana just how pathetic she’d been...and give Dana more chance to      gloat. Because wasn’t that what she was doing?

“I guess we have different ideas of what it means to be      friends,” she said tightly.

“Yeah. Friends don’t throw wine in their friends’ faces.”

“Fine. I was very surprised, and I reacted badly. But I seem to      remember you reacting just as badly in return.”

“Someone throws wine into my face, yeah, I do react badly.” She      gave Honor a little smile. “So. Are we good?”

In the mirror, Honor saw her own mouth fall open. She closed      it. “I don’t know that we’re ever going to be good, Dana.”

“Why? Water under the bridge, right? It was dramatic, you feel      embarrassed, so do I, a little.” She shrugged, still smiling. “Let’s get past      it. I mean, what else are we gonna do? Hate each other forever? Okay. I have to      put this hearing aid back in or the old bag will start to suspect something.”      Unexpectedly, she gave Honor a quick hug. “I’m glad we talked. I mean, yeah,      things’ll be weird for a while, but we’re still best friends, right? And hell’s      bells, girl, I have a wedding to plan!”

“Oh, I love weddings,” Mrs. Jenkins said, adjusting her hearing      aid.

“Come by the salon, and I’ll shape up your bangs,” Dana said.      “See you soon!”

And, because she didn’t know what else to say, and really,      really wanted to get out of there, Honor left.

 

 

CHAPTER FOUR

HAVING TWO GLASSES of whiskey probably wasn’t the most brilliant idea before a fix-up, Tom thought. But he wasn’t driving. And also, though he hated to point out the obvious, even to himself, it was too late. One could not undrink whiskey, unless one vomited, which Tom was not going to do.

“Off to meet the future Mrs. Barlow,” he told his reflection. “Excited, mate?”

This did not have a good feeling to it. First of all, the whole criminal aspect of the night cast a bit of a pall, didn’t it? And secondly, his great-aunt was fixing him up. He still had a tiny shred of pride left after Melissa, but this would probably kill it. But for whatever reason, when Candace had called, clucking in excitement, he’d said he’d love to meet her pen pal’s granddaughter.

He walked the three blocks to the town green. There was another thing. If he did manage to stay in this godforsaken town, he’d have to stay in this godforsaken town, and bloody hell! The weather! Made England look like paradise, and that was saying a lot.

But Charlie was here. Not that the boy wanted Tom around. Yesterday, Tom had gone the tried and true route and attempted to bribe his way into Charlie’s affection with an iPhone. When Tom tried to show him a few of the new features, the boy went limp with disgust, rolled his eyes and then stared straight ahead, arms crossed, silently counting the seconds till Tom left.

So marrying just to stay here...it felt a bit like buying a house on Isle of the Damned. Not that he’d actually do it. But for some reason, here he was, trudging through the slush to meet some middle-aged woman Aunt Candy had said could keep her mouth shut. Someone who was desperate enough to consider marrying a stranger. Someone whose “clock is ticking.” Fantastic. He could only imagine what she looked like. Dame Judi Dench came to mind. Talented, sure. Did he want to bang Dame Judi Dench? No, he did not.

Then again, he hadn’t done so well on his own, had he? Melissa, though quite the looker, hadn’t turned out to be such a prize.