Chapter Thirty-Three
The sky was already beginning to darken by the time we reached the veil-gate. Charlie stood like a palace guard as we stepped through, but his face betrayed the relief he felt at our return. His expression faltered as he caught sight of the line of red running down my face.
“It’s fine, really.” I gave him a kiss on the cheek and he smiled, a confused medley of contentment and concern, as he followed me across the threshold. He paused, taking notice of Jenny, and then glanced back through the portal.
“Hello, Miss Cavanaugh. What about Mr. Finstern?”
“He isn’t coming,” answered Jackaby. “He made choices.”
“I’ll explain everything along the way,” I said.
The portal closed silently as soon as Charlie climbed down from the mound. We put Rosemary’s Green behind us and wound our way back into the city proper. Along the way I told Charlie about the tree, about the underworld, and about what I had learned from Howard Carson. “Mr. Carson called them the Dire Council,” I said. “Jackaby, you know something about a Dire Council, don’t you?”
Jackaby scowled darkly. “Yes,” he said. “I do. I know that there are monsters grown men only dare whisper about, and those monsters only dare whisper about the Dire Fae. They are chaos incarnate. The Dire Council is worse—they are insidiously clever chaos. Organized chaos. Redcaps and dragons and vampires are nothing compared to what will come if the Dire Council achieves their goal.”
“What goal?”
“According to tradition, Dire Fae have a passion for havoc. The Dire Council gives that passion scope. They have sought in the past to tear down the barriers between realms. To bring the Anwynn crashing into the earth. The Seelie Fae served nobly the last time—and suffered terrible losses to ensure the Dire Fae did not succeed. Think of your own Guy Fawkes, only instead of blowing up some stuffy parliament building, the council set their sights on the human race. Not even the Old Testament boasts any plague to compare with the onslaught of every species in the Unseelie Court unleashed on the world all at once.”
“It’s the fate of all mankind, then, sir?” I said. “Grand. That’s grand. Let’s make sure that doesn’t happen, shall we?”
“I still don’t understand,” said Charlie. “Where are we going?”
“We’re visiting an old friend,” said Jackaby.
“An old enemy,” added Jenny. She had vanished from sight as we wound our way through the streets, but her voice remained clear and close at hand.
The sun was easing toward the horizon and the sky was warming to a rich burgundy as we made our way into the heart of the city. While we walked I finished the story, telling Charlie about what had happened after I emerged from the underworld, about Finstern and his treacherous sister, Morwen, and about her underhanded escape.
“It’s Morwen we’re after now,” Jenny added darkly. “We will finish this tonight.”
“Don’t leave off the clever bit,” Jackaby piped in. “Miss Rook put all the pieces together. I’ll have to give you a raise if you’ve got it right.”
“You always just tell me to pay myself whatever sounds reasonable from the accounts,” I said.
“Well, I will instruct you to pay yourself slightly more.”
“I didn’t do anything all that impressive, anyway,” I said. “I simply took what we already know about Morwen and connected a few strings. We know that she was raised by her father—a secretive, manipulative magic man. It’s a fair wager he’s our puppet master, or one of them, at least. We also know that she was already here in New Fiddleham over a decade ago, doing his dirty work. In those days Morwen worked for Mayor Poplin in the guise of his secretary. Poplin had a history of corruption, and my guess is he was an easy mark for their plans. His Technology Center was nothing but a cover story for their sinister science project.”
“Which is why Mr. Carson destroyed it,” said Charlie.
“Right, but that wasn’t the end of it. Poplin had bled the city dry to fund the project, so when it went up in flames he went up in smoke. He lost favor fast and an idealistic candidate named Philip Spade was elected in a landslide to take his place.”
“You think Mayor Spade is connected to all of this?” Charlie asked.
“I think the clandestine Dire Council had lost more than a building and a half-finished machine,” I said. “They had lost their political hold on New Fiddleham. They had to regroup. They needed a firmer grip on the city, and I don’t believe for an instant that they just cut their losses and moved on.”
We had arrived at the mayor’s estate. Jackaby took the lead as we marched past the immaculately trimmed gardens and up the walk until we came to a white door framed by broad marble pilasters. “The thing about idealists,” he said, knocking on the door, “is that they have a habit of being hopeless romantics, as well.”
“Which is why we believe that the nixie, an experienced temptress and a shapeshifter, was ideally suited to infiltrate Mayor Spade’s personal life and become the real power behind the throne.”
“Wait—Mary?” Charlie said. “Mary Spade?”
“Two simple words, yet as much a command from her superiors as a new identity,” said Jackaby. “Mary Spade.”
Spade’s butler opened the door and sighed audibly.
“Bertram, my good man,” said Jackaby, “Do show us in.”
“No,” Bertram said. “Mr. Spade is not seeing guests at this hour, Mr. Jackaby, and certainly not you. If you wish to conduct business, you will need to make an appointment with the mayor’s office in the morning, not harass him in his personal residence.”
“Ah, but you see, we’re not here for the mayor this time. We’re here for his wife—only I imagine we’ve just missed her, haven’t we?”
Bertram raised an eyebrow. “Mrs. Spade is not available.”
“Getting awfully late in the evening for the lady to be out, isn’t it? I imagine she has a perfectly reasonable explanation for—”
“Mrs. Spade is indisposed, Mr. Jackaby,” Bertram interrupted. “That does not mean she is not on the premises. Oh, good heavens. What has happened to your face, young lady?”
“It’s fine,” I said.
“Indisposed?” said Jackaby. “She’s called for a bath, hasn’t she?”
“Not that it is any of your business what my lady is—”
“No! She can’t!” Jackaby shoved through the door. “Quick, we need to stop her before she gets into the water!”
“How dare you!” Bertram exploded. “Stop right there!”
“What’s the meaning of this?” Philip Spade stood at the top of the broad, curving staircase, his bald head and bushy beard jutting over the banister as he adjusted his glasses. He had already changed into a pair of navy blue pajamas for the evening.
“Hello, mayor!” Jackaby leapt up the stairs three at a time. “Delightful to see you again.”
“Why on earth are you here?”
“You’ve been a great ally in the past and helped me out of more than a few tight spots. Now we’re here to help you out of one of your own. You can thank us after.”
“What are you talking about? Hold still, would you!”
Jackaby had ascended to the landing and was already sweeping past Spade and down the high-ceilinged hallway. “You gave me my current home and place of business when I was still operating out of a shabby two-room apartment. Tell me—why did you offer me that splendid building on Augur Lane?”
“I don’t know. It seemed like a good fit,” said Spade. “It was going to waste due to its rather sordid history, but you didn’t seem the sort to be scared off by ghost stories.”
“No, indeed. It was your idea then?”
“Well, no,” he admitted. “Mary suggested it, now that you mention it. Why?”
“Awfully benevolent of the lady to suggest you just give away a valuable piece of real estate to little old me, especially given how upset she was about those rosebushes. I imagine she was probably more upset about my torching the nest of brownies residing within them, actually. They’re practically cousins, after all. Still, it did provide her with a handy excuse to dislike me and a convenient reason to avoid meeting face-to-face.”
“What? That’s ludicrous. You’ve met Mary. Haven’t you?”
“Strangely, no—I haven’t. I’ve never thought much of it—but she has always been conspicuously absent when I came calling. She’s always been taken ill or been visiting an aunt or, most often and most telling of all”—Jackaby threw open the door at the end of the hall with a flourish—“taking a bath!”
We peered inside. “Sir,” I said, “I think this is a sitting room.” From within the room, a startled maid had ceased dusting the coffee table and straightened up.
“Whoops!” Jackaby spun, counting doors on his fingers.
“What is he raving about?” Spade said. “Why would it be suspect that Mary offer you the house?” Spade spun around as Jackaby whipped off between Charlie and me, stalking back up the hallway.
“The sordid history of that place,” I informed the mayor, “isn’t just history. The people who killed Jenny Cavanaugh are still here in New Fiddleham. They had been through her house already, so they knew the ins-and-outs of the property. Their wickedness didn’t end with the murder on Augur Lane ten years ago—it had barely begun. When Jackaby showed up in New Fiddleham, he posed an immediate threat to their operation, but they couldn’t simply kill him. They needed him alive, so they did the most logical thing. They kept tabs on him and kept him busy.”
“That’s right,” Jackaby agreed. “Meanwhile they were biding their time and rebuilding, waiting until the whole mess seemed to have washed away. But—as those Mudlark boys could tell you—everything that washes away has to wash up somewhere. And speaking of washing . . . here we are!” He wrenched open another door triumphantly. A simple white bathtub with brass feet stood empty before us. “She’s not here!”
“Of course not,” said Bertram. “Mrs. Spade never takes her bath in the east wing.”
“Mr. Spade,” said Jackaby, “you have an impractically large abode.”
“Will you just tell me what on earth is going on!” Mayor Spade was turning red around the collar.
“Certainly,” said Jackaby. “Last year you appointed Mr. Swift, a bloodthirsty monster, as the commissioner of the entire New Fiddleham Police Department. Remember that? Yes, of course you do. The question is: why? Why Swift? I doubt the job was his idea. Redcaps are notoriously solitary creatures. So whose idea was it?”
“What? Swift had papers. We contacted references. He came highly recommended,” Spade hedged. “He deceived us all. You can’t blame me for—”
“I agree entirely,” Jackaby said. “So, whose idea was it?”
Spade swallowed. “Well, Mary did introduce us. She said he had served in the war with her father. At least, the real Mr. Swift had served in the war with her father. But it’s not—”
“Not a total lie,” said Jackaby. “He was serving in a war they’re trying to start.”
“No!” Spade shook his head.
Jackaby started off down the stairs again, making rapidly for the west end of the mansion.
“No, Mary wouldn’t do that. Not on purpose. She was duped as much as any of us. She’s nothing but sweet and friendly.”
“I’m sure she is,” I said, hurrying to keep up with Spade and my employer. “In fact, I imagine your wife is often social on your behalf, yes? Throwing parties and having tea with important families?”
“Yes! Yes, that is much more her sort of thing. She makes friends so easily.”
“She has been establishing a network of social and political contacts,” Jackaby said. “A spider weaving her web.”
“I beg your pardon—that’s my wife!” Spade said.
“I understand the late Mrs. Beaumont was one of the most influential socialites in the city,” I said. “Mary didn’t, by any chance, meet with the late Mrs. Beaumont before the poor woman’s death, did she?”
“How can you even suggest such a thing! Mary was with me that whole evening! She was devastated when she heard the news. She and Mrs. Beaumont had been so close! Mary even bought the woman a cute little kitty to keep her company after Mr. Beaumont passed away.”
Jackaby and I exchanged glances. “Mrs. Wiggles,” I told him, “is the reason Mrs. Beaumont was killed. She wasn’t really a cat, mayor. She was a dangerous supernatural creature in disguise. One of her brood became the fifty-foot dragon that nearly wiped Gadston off the map. Mrs. Beaumont was silenced before we could trace the thing back to its source.”
Spade huffed in frustration and disbelief. A maid slipped out of a door at the far end of the hall, closing it gently behind her. She was carrying a large empty pitcher. Steam issued out of the ceramic mouth as if it had been only recently emptied.
“She’s in there!” I pointed. Jackaby was a dozen paces ahead of us already.
“Absolutely not!” yelled Spade. “You will not barge in on my wife while she is—”
And then Jackaby threw open the door.
Mary Spade had wrapped a towel around herself and was just testing the steamy water with one hand as her husband, the butler, a completely baffled maid, a wanted fugitive, a mad detective, and I all came to a stop and peered in at her. Mary was a beautiful woman with gentle brown curls framing a face that belonged on the cover of a saccharine dime novel.
“Philip dear?” she said, taking our entrance remarkably well. “What’s going on?”
“It’s over, Morwen,” said Jackaby firmly. “He knows.”
“He damn well does not know!” Spade spluttered. “This is madness! Shut that door!”
“No,” said Jackaby. “That woman is not your wife, Mr. Spade. She’s not really a woman at all, and she’s not called Mary. She’s a creature called a nixie, and she’s been pulling your strings from the moment the two of you met.”
“That’s impossible.”
“It’s really not. She showed us her true face less than an hour ago, and even if you can’t see her as I see her, there can be no question as to her species. Miss Rook had the foresight to equip herself with a silver knife for our outing. Silver is notoriously effective against fairies of the Unseelie Court. The slightest touch burned her hand badly. We saw it happen.”
“Burned?” Mary lifted both hands and turned them around so that everyone could see. Her skin was flawless. “How perfectly ridiculous. My hands are just fine. Now if you don’t mind—”
“Of course they’re fine; you’ve had them in the water. Like mermaids and selkies and water spirits of all sorts, nixies need only return to their element to become rejuvenated. Miss Rook also caught you a cut on your leg with the silver blade before you fled, though. It’s just a nick, but I see you have not had time to attend to that. Had we gotten here two minutes later, you would’ve had time to soak the injury away.”
“This is absurd,” said Spade. “You’re talking nonsense! Now stop looking at my wife’s legs this . . .” he faltered, “. . . this instant.” Mary could not lower the towel to cover any more of her legs without sacrificing modesty, and an angry red cut was just visible beneath the edge of the cloth.
“I have no idea what that man is talking about,” said Mary. She sounded so earnest and innocent—something deep inside of me almost wanted to believe her, but I had landed that cut myself. “Oh, Philip, what’s going on?”
“How did you hurt your leg, Mary?”
“It’s nothing, darling. I had an accident with the washbasin earlier. It just slipped and cracked while I was—and you were . . .” She trailed off.
“Oh, to hell with it.” Mary Spade stood up straight and let go of the towel. It rippled, and before it could fall to the floor it became the same sleeveless blue-green dress the nixie had worn in the Annwyn, right down to the black blade hanging from her belt. Her eyes lost their perfect symmetry, her brown curls softened to a shimmering strawberry blonde, and her face became Morwen’s again. “Let’s just get this over with already.”