Chapter
This golden-skinned, sexy as sin, alien had just about kissed the daylights, and nightlights, and headlights, and flashlights out of her.
Holy cowballs, the guy had skills. Or maybe it had been too long since she’d been kissed.
Still, she was neither going to bed with a man she’s met a half an hour ago, nor having sex with an alien. What if he had, like, two penises, or his penis had teeth or was covered in fur. Strangely, all the fur she’d seen when they’d been at the crash was gone.
Who knew what alien bodies did? He wasn’t of this world, she couldn’t assume. But what she did know, just from the feel of him between her legs when they’d kissed. He was effing huge.
She pushed against him, trying to get away from all that deliciousness. He didn’t budge. “Put me down.”
“I enjoy having you in my arms. I have no intention of letting you go anytime soon.”
“Dammit. No means no. You set me down right now or I’ll scream bloody murder and bring the men in black back here to dissect you like an insect in a second.”
He tilted his head to the side. “Why?”
“Why what?”
“Why do you want me to stop kissing you and put you down. You brought me to your pleasure den, you are turned on by the look of your erect nipples, I will give you many orgasms, and we are safe now. Let us engage in your planet’s sexual rituals. Would you prefer to be on the top or the bottom?”
Kady gulped. Many orgasms? Yes, please. Wait, no no no. “Because I don’t sleep with men or aliens I’ve just met.”
He searched her face, looking genuinely confused. “Why not?”
His blatant sexual interest in her was overwhelming. Her plan to avoid whatever alphabet agency had worked better than expected. Kissing a fugitive to hide from the bad guys was the oldest ploy in the movies. Obviously, it had convinced this sexy beast too. He’d probably never seen a movie. “Be-be-because.”
He nodded. “Ah. Earth customs require me to seduce you first? If you lay on your back I can use my tongue to bring you the first orgasm of our joining.”
Kady wriggled out of her giant sex-on-the-brain alien’s grasp, his chest hair sliding deliciously over her nipples. She splashed down into the warm water. and wrapped her arms around herself, hiding at least part of her exposed boobs. “You and your tongue need to stay away from me.”
“Do you not enjoy oral pleasures? Perhaps you do not have that custom in your culture. I promise you will like it.
“I enjoy it just fine. I just don’t want it from you.” That was a big fat lie. If it weren’t for the water, he would be able to see exactly how much her body was begging to let his tongue play with every single part of her. Bad nipples. Bad, bad, nipples.
He took a step closer to her. “Do you not find me attractive? Is my male part not to your liking? It is bigger than the tree weasel and his lackeys that were just here.” Black grabbed his penis and pointed it at her.
She glanced down, and she planned to take only a peek. Her gaze lingered a whole hell of a lot longer than she meant it to. Holy Washington monument, batman. He was huge, like leaning tower of Pisa plus Big Ben, plus Ron Jeremy huge. No way that would fit inside anyone’s girly bits.
That thing wouldn’t even fit in her tiny house.
“I can see you like my cock.” He stroked it, and it got incredibly bigger and harder.
“Eep.” Kady swished the water pulling herself back, away from the monster cock in her hot tub. In her anxiousness to get away, she forgot her nakedness and stood up, giving Black a full triple D view.
“Double eep.” She sank down into the water all the way up to her chin.
“Ah, I see, you prefer to let the pleasure of the water to take effect first. But, I must warn you, I think the water’s powers are deficient. The only touch I have felt has been yours.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Perhaps you’ve over used the waters and their powers have weakened? I can see how a woman of your beauty is much sought after as a partner. But, that will have to end. You’re mine now.”
“Yours? Okay, look.” Kady stood again, boobage or not, and pointed her finger at the overbearing alpha-hole. She belonged to no man.
“Oh, I’m looking.”
Directly at her naked chest. Crapballs. She sank back down in the water, mortified.
“If my skin flushed as yours does with your arousal I’d be as pink as the Archer nebula. Let me take you, my love. I promise you won’t regret it.”
“Please get out of the hot tub before I die of heat stroke.” Yeah, because that’s why she was so hot. Too long in the hot tub. It had absolutely nothing to do with her embarrassment or being so damn turned on that she could faint.
“Only if you are taking me to your bed.”
She wiped her brow and the ringing in her ears was back. “I’ll do no such—”
Kady swallowed and put out a hand to grab at the side of the tub. Either she was weak in the knees from the advances of this overly sexual alien or she really was getting heat stroke.
“Kady. You’ve lost your color. What’s wrong?”
She wanted to tell him nothing was wrong except that he was being a dick. But, instead she fainted.