Ping!

Ping! Ping!

Ping-ping-ping-ping!

“Oh, c’mon already!” Lizzie stabbed the OFF button on her camcorder, cursing under her breath as she snatched up her phone. She knew what she’d find—exactly what she’d found all morning since Scott had announced his engagement on social media.

Pity DM’s.

Other than nasty dick pics, pity direct messages straight to her private inbox on Instagram were the worst.

Especially when there was no reason for the pity because she didn’t care.

She swiped open the first message from sExiiBeAsT109: Gurl, u R waaaaayyyy uglier then Scott’s new boo. Just sayin.

Lizzie’s fingers tightened around the phone. “Well, I’m just saying that you need to learn how to spell.”

She opened the next and cringed. “Oh, no. No, no, no.”

A quick tap and she deleted the photo of two hairy ball sacs, along with the caption, how do u like dem apples?

It went without saying that those types of apples did not keep the doctor away.

The next DM was from Momz1989: Hey, Lizzie, just wanted to reach out and say I heard about Scott. You’re so lucky to have dumped that dirt bag. I know you want to show all of us that we shouldn’t ever trust a player, but…it looks like you’re having fun with that Gage fellow? He’s hot, girl! Keep him.

Easier said than done. She and Gage hadn’t spoken since the Simpson Incident or, as Jade had taken to calling it, Nipple Gate. Four days. Lizzie hadn’t reached out to him, and he hadn’t reached out to her.

And her followers were letting her know just how much they wanted news.

What Lizzie needed was a drink. Now.

Ping! Ping!

“Oh, shut up,” she ground out, more irritable than she’d been in a good, long while.

Scott’s impending engagement couldn’t have come at a worse time. Because just last night, Lizzie had recorded an entire segment about how #badboyirredemption was coming to a premature end. It had nothing to do with her blowup with Gage and everything to do with Lizzie’s growing need to step away from her channel. To focus on Naked You. To focus on anything, really, where her face wasn’t instantly recognizable.

Yes, she still had obligations. There was the launch of a new eye shadow pallete next month in collaboration with a major beauty brand. She couldn’t completely fall off the face of YouTube without causing detriment to all those who had placed their trust in her.

But she needed a break.

She needed time to breathe.

And then her plan to upload the video this morning had been sidelined by Scott’s announcement—he was engaged to a fellow YouTuber, an acquaintance of Lizzie’s in the beauty world. A month, or thereabouts. That’s how long it had taken him to find a new sucker and reel her in with his baby blues.

Well, Lizzie couldn’t exactly put up her video now, not when it would look as though she was the tossed aside ex-girlfriend.

Wine.

She needed wine.

Five seconds later, she was throwing on a pair of heels, her cell phone pressed between her ear and her shoulder.

“Pick up, pick up, pick up.”

“Hello?” came Jade’s Spanish-accented voice.

Lizzie could have cried with joy. Play it cool. Don’t be desperate. “Hey, girl. What are you up to?”

“Uhh . . .” There was the sound of rustling, and then quiet murmuring as though Jade had placed her hand over the phone.

Sisterly disgust swirled around in her belly. “Please tell me that I didn’t interrupt you having sex with my brother.”

“Well, I mean—”

“Oh, man, I did.” Lizzie stared down at her feet strapped into a pair of thin, pretty stilettos. “I’m sorry. I mean, are you allowed to have sex at this stage of your pregnancy? Actually, don’t answer that. Go do all the . . . things. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.”

Jade laughed, and Lizzie nearly threw up in her mouth. No matter how much she loved her friend/sister-in-law, it was still weird to think of her and Danny doing bedtime activities.

“Okay”—more giggling from the other end of the line—“love YOU!”

Lizzie was pretty sure her friend hadn’t meant to hit a crescendo on the last bit. Not without a little prompting from her husband, at any rate.

Pulling the phone away from her ear, Lizzie closed her eyes. This was the problem with having friends who were all hitched. She could call Anna or Anna’s cousin, Shaelyn, two women who Lizzie was also friends with, but both were married. Shaelyn had a newborn girl, and Anna had a teenage son.

Neither could toss aside their families for a night out on the town.

It was times like these when she saw quite clearly that living her life online did not benefit her in the “real” world. And while she could certainly kick off her heels and help herself to the boxed wine in her kitchen, that just didn’t hold the same appeal as cutting loose.

Ping!

Spine stiffening, she swiped open the direct message.

I think I missed your well wishes, but Stephanie and I just want to give our thanks. We met because of you and now we’re gonna get hitched! You understand why you won’t be getting an invite though? #MansoniteGaming

Her nostrils flared at Scott’s message, and his idiotic sign-off hashtag.

Oh, she so wanted to reply with something cutting. Something angry. Something with middle fingers and four-letter words and angry emojis.

“Don’t,” she whispered to herself, “don’t sink to his level.”

Ping!

Dammit.

Her thumb hovered only a moment before opening the message: By the way, not surprised at all that you’ve stooped to slumming it with the locals. No one could compare to me. I hope your new bf knows he’s only going to disappoint you. #MansoniteGaming

Fury snapped her teeth together, and before she knew what she was about, she’d sent him a message.

The fact that he lasts longer than two minutes is enough to satisfy me forever. #ScrewYou

Well. Now she had even more of a reason to go out—and she knew the exact man to accompany her.

He shouldn’t have said yes.

As Gage stood outside the club, a red-neon sign blinking above his head, that was the only thought he had on repeat. He shouldn’t have agreed to meet Lizzie tonight. For one, they hadn’t even spoken since the other day at her studio. Second, she hadn’t brought up her channel once when she’d issued the invitation over the phone.

Tonight wasn’t about ThatMakeupGirl or about saving face.

And that terrified Gage more than he wanted to admit.

Why had she asked him of all people? He didn’t believe that the popular Lizzie Danvers could be friendless. It didn’t compute with the knowledge he had of her. Which meant that she’d sought him out specifically . . . even after claiming she could do without him and his dick.

Unlikely.

But there was one question he couldn’t shake—why had he said yes?

“Hey, man,” the bouncer barked from his stool. “You comin’ in or what? Get your ass in gear or get out of the line.”

Gage’s lip curled, but he stepped forward and withdrew his wallet. “What’s the cover?”

“Twenty-five.”

His hand stilled. “What the hell? Twenty-five?”

The bouncer raised a bottle to his lips and spat out a wad of dip. “Yup.”

“You’ve got to be shitting me.”

“Nope.”

Gage’s eyes narrowed. “Last time I came here, the cover was five bucks. Tops.”

Another lazy spit into the bottle and an even slower once over. “When was that? Ten years ago?”

Damn. Had it been that long? He did the math in his head, and came out feeling older than he had thirty seconds earlier. A quick glance to the line behind him was further proof that Gage might as well be grandpa status. Young twenty-somethings bopped this way and that to the music, and even the neon lighting couldn’t hide what he knew was there.

Potential underagers.

Definite acne.

Jesus. Digging in his wallet, he pulled out thirty and slapped it on the bouncer’s outstretched hand. “Keep the change.”

The club was dark as he entered, and Gage’s senses went on high alert. He couldn’t help it, not when his job focused primarily on seeing the worst in everyone. Here, in the club, there were a lot of “everyone’s.” Bodies clustered together on the dance floor. Beams of light swung this way and that, illuminating couples making out, dancing, fist-pumping the air as the grind of the beat throbbed beneath his shoes.

He was way too old for this.

Too old and too jaded.

Pulling out his cell phone from his back pocket, he created a new text to Lizzie. Where are you? Just walked in.

Then he looked up.

And it was though the fates had worked in his favor because there she was.

She stood at the bar, her caramel hair tied on the top of her head in a ponytail. A short, tight red dress sheathed her body and hugged her curves. Matching red, fuck-me heels completed the look, and Gage felt done for.

It didn’t make sense, and it sure as hell felt too permanent for his liking, but in that very moment, it was all he had.

She looked good, too good.

Good enough, apparently, that the guy next to her grabbed her hand and dragged her out onto the dance floor.

Screw that.

Before he realized that he’d moved at all, he was at her side, clamping an arm around her waist, settling his hand on the curve of her ass. The ass that he’d tattooed.

Mine.

Almost lethargically, she arched her neck to glance back at him, as though she’d known it was him all along.

Maybe she recognized your touch.

He shouldn’t like the thought as much as he did.

“Princess,” he greeted curtly.

Under the dancing lights, Lizzie’s blue eyes glittered with the reflection of his mean mug. A flirty smile played at her lips. “Pumpkin pie!” she exclaimed, throwing an arm around his middle. “Oh, I’m so glad you made it.”

Pumpkin pie?

Gage shifted his attention to the guy who’d tried to dance with her, and dropped a possessive kiss to the top of her head. “Just for you.”

Literally.

Lizzie’s red-painted lips widened. “You’re too sweet! Jake here was just telling me how much he loves to dance.” Her smile dropped and she touched a hand to the guy’s arm. “But his boyfriend couldn’t make it tonight, so I offered to act as a stand-in!”

Boyfriend?

Gage met the other man’s gaze, not at all surprised to find that he looked every degree of guilty. Oldest trick in the book. With a shake of his head, Gage tugged Lizzie closer, nestling her up against his side. He dropped his mouth to her ear to murmur, “That man is as gay as I am. And considering you invited me tonight, I’m not interested in sharing.”

“Oh.” White teeth clamped down on her plump lower lip. “Pumpkin pie?”

His fingers tightened over her rear. “Yeah, princess?”

“You didn’t kiss me hello.”

Gage felt his mouth hitch upward. Damn, she was good. Smooth. Unfortunately for her, he’d kiss her when she was begging for it and not a single moment before. “If I’m going to be here, I need a drink in my hand. You ready for another?”

Her smile was all he needed to move her away from Jake the Dick and to an empty spot along the bar. The lights were dimmer here but the music remained just as loud. Keeping Lizzie next to him, Gage dropped his elbow to the bar and then flagged down a bartender. He went for a beer, and he didn’t even blink an eye when the sexy woman at his side requested a Cosmopolitan.

It was just like her. Fruity. Feminine. Sweet.

Although . . . he glanced down at her, appreciating her dress all over again. It cut off at mid-thigh, and if he’d been his twenty-two-year-old self, he would have already planned a way to get it up around her hips before the night was over.

Now Gage only shifted ever-so-slightly, pressing his front to her back so that the short ride of the dress’s hem was for him and him only.

The bartender delivered their drinks, and after paying and leaving a tip, Gage asked, “Should we address the elephant in the room and get it out of the way?”

His question caught her mid-sip, and she came up spluttering. “You really have no interest in sugar-coating anything, do you?”

“It’s not in my DNA,” he drawled, taking a pull of his beer. “We’ll do it the way my sergeant enforces when anyone in the platoon gets out of hand.”

Glancing over her shoulder at him, her blue eyes burned with suspicion. “I’m not letting you handcuff me.”

A husky chuckle escaped him. “How many cop pornos have you watched, princess?”

“What?” Flushing, she flicked her ponytail back, nearly clipping him in the jaw with the strands. “I’ll have you know that I absolutely, positively do not watch—”

“I’m guessing you’re in the five to ten range.”

Her shoulders slumped. “It was like . . . two, maybe. I like a guy in uniform—sue me.”

Gage opened his mouth, only for her to clamp her free hand over it.

“Don’t,” she said, loudly enough to be heard over the rip of a guitar playing, “don’t do that super cliché guy thing where you give a recycled one-liner. Be original or don’t bother.”

Damn, but the claws were out tonight. Call him crazy, but it turned him on.

When her hand fell away, he lifted the beer bottle to his mouth, pausing long enough to say, “There’s a reason why guys go for the cliché, Lizzie. Because it works.”

Brows furrowing, she twisted her body around, pressing her back to the bar, giving him the full opportunity to admire the front of her red dress. Deep V. Side cut-outs. She looked like the cherry he wouldn’t mind plucking.

Another ponytail flick, and then, “Don’t be such a—”

“Bad boy?” Gage grinned, lifting his gaze back up to her face. “Pretty sure that’s why you hired me.”

“The word ‘hire’ makes it sound like I’m paying you.”

She’d walked right into that one. Wiggling his brows, he dropped his palms to the bar on either side of her, beer bottle still clutched in his right hand. “Now, princess, technically we did agree upon a . . .”

“Finish that sentence and I swear I will knee you where it hurts, Harvey.”

Gage dropped his head and laughed. He laughed so hard that his abdomen clenched, and the people on either side of them started murmuring behind the shields of their hands. He didn’t care. Not at all. Because Lizzie Danvers did that for him—stripped away everyone who wasn’t her.

This woman. She was just . . .

With his arms still caging her in, he lifted his head and met her eyes. “You’re gorgeous when you’re spittin’ fire, you know that?”

“Well, I mean, I don’t . . .” She downed what remained of her cocktail, and then set it on the bar beside his hand. “Thank you.” A little nod, and then she smoothed down the front of her dress. “Also, in reference to your elephant question, you ticked me off when you shoved that rod up your butt.”

The couple to their right gaped and then sidled a little farther away.

Lizzie wasn’t done. “I understand you don’t want complications, but it’s my life. Naked You, ThatMakeupGirl—all of that is me, Gage. You don’t get to pick and choose which side of me you accept, and you certainly don’t get the luxury of telling me what to do.”

Then why did he get the feeling that she wanted to pick and choose what side of herself she showed the world? “You’re right,” he said after a lengthy pause, “I overreacted.”

She tapped him on the chest. “Understatement of the year.”

Gage swallowed a laugh. “You want me to apologize or not?”

“Well, not with that attitude.”

“Careful, princess. I’m willing to apologize, even more willing to realize that I stepped out of line. But don’t take advantage of the olive branch.”