Chapter Five
Eve’s heart leapt into a furious rhythm. The hidey-hole was wide enough to accommodate Lord Rushton’s broad shoulders, and long enough for them to squeeze in together. Nothing more. Eve inhaled a breath, then stopped at his hiss of breath.
“Miss Crenshaw, I will ask you not to move,” he whispered.
Her pulse skipped a bit. “I-I do not hear anything. Maybe they did not come into the room.” Please, God, she prayed. But the moment the prayer passed from her lips, a woman squealed on the other side of the panel.
Eve gasped. Lord Rushton clamped a hand over her mouth. He bent slightly and she felt warm breath wash over her temple as he whispered, “Careful.”
She nodded—as much in a fervent plea for him to quit touching her as to indicate her understanding. His hand dropped away. A male voice murmured something in the room and Eve wanted to cry. Someone had chosen this room for an illicit interlude. How long would they stay? If she and Lord Rushton were caught, her father would personally escort them to Gretna Green for a quick marriage. But almost worse than that, the heat that radiated off Lord Rushton threatened to melt her on the spot.
The tension in her back was working its way up her shoulders. She shifted. He seized her hips. She jerked and banged her elbow against the wall. He cursed softly. Her heart hammered harder. What was wrong with her? She wasn’t an untried maiden. What she and Blane had done was far worse than being squeezed into a hiding place the size of a rabbit hole. So why did being wedged in with Lord Rushton have her ready to jump out of her skin? The man’s muffled voice was followed by a woman’s moan.
Eve became suddenly aware of the steely bulge pressing against her belly. Her legs weakened and she felt her knees give way. Lord Rushton jammed an arm behind her and caught her by her buttocks. Eve squeaked and batted at his shoulder. He gave her a shake. She understood the rebuke and buried her face in his chest. The thump of his powerful heart against her chest made her head spin all the faster and she seriously feared she would swoon.
His free arm slid around her shoulders and he stroked her back. Her heartbeat slowed. Despite the pressure of his fingers gripping her buttocks, her panic lowered to a simmer. Then she became aware of his chin resting on her head. The hand beneath her derriere slid upward over the curve of her buttocks in what she almost swore was a caress. A shiver ran up her back. Eve drew in a stuttered breath, and released it when his embrace relaxed. The woman moaned louder and Lord Rushton’s arms tensed. Another moan followed. The man said something indistinguishable.
“More,” came the woman’s hoarse plea.
Eve swallowed against a dry throat. The bulge digging into her stomach seemed to thicken. Was that possible? A grunt sounded from the room. The man? Eve fisted Lord Rushton’s lapel. Her stomach tightened and an ache began to thrum between her legs. The woman grunted—or had it been the man? Eve’s breath quickened, but it seemed Lord Rushton had become a statue. Then he shifted. Eve instinctually lifted her head. Her head brushed his jaw.
Soft female cries filtered into the hidey hole. Lord Rushton moved and Eve realized he was looking down at her. She became aware of a tiny displacement of air near her face, then his lips nuzzled her temple. A languid shiver slid down her spine. He pressed his warm lips against her cheek and she realized he was going to kiss her. As the thought formed, his mouth covered hers.
Eve’s head swam. She was vaguely aware of the woman’s murmured pleas. Lord Rushton touched his tongue to her lips. Eve gave a small gasp of surprise and his tongue slid inside. His hand skimmed down the curve of her buttocks, then his long fingers cupped her bottom again as he flicked his tongue against her tongue. The rhythm was strange…erotic, and she was startled by the thought of his hips thrusting against hers in tandem with his tongue.
He moved his mouth on hers and she couldn’t repress a tentative thrust of her tongue against his. His fingers squeezed her buttocks and she jerked, digging his member deeper into her flesh. He groaned, the sound deep and masculine. Heat coiled in Eve’s stomach and radiated downward. Lord Rushton’s grasp on her derrière tightened as he undulated his hips and rubbed his rod against her.
It hadn’t been like this with Blane. He had made her feel cared for, feminine, but he hadn’t lit a fire that centered—Eve pushed at Lord Rushton’s chest. His mouth froze on hers. Her heart thrummed in unison with the beat that had taken up residence at the intimate point between her thighs. She had to stop, had to think…
Lord Rushton drew back. Eve collapsed against his chest, and he once again rested his chin on her head. They stood, unmoving, until his heartbeat slowed and Eve became aware of the silence in the room beyond. Had the couple departed? She leaned away from the earl and he straightened. She lifted on tiptoes and pressed her lips to his jaw. He shuddered and she froze. Holy God, she couldn’t reach his ear.
“Are they gone?” she whispered.
For a moment he didn’t move and Eve thought perhaps he was listening, but then she realized she was still pressed against his erection. She shifted her hips so that her stomach didn’t touch him. He made an indistinguishable sound, but before Eve could interpret it, he leaned toward the door and a soft click followed, then the panel sprung open. He didn’t move and she knew he was listening this time. He scooted toward the panel and slowly peered around the edge of the door. After a few seconds, he stepped from the secret place and reached to pull her out.
The coals had burned down significantly, but enough light remained for them to maneuver their way to the door. Eve waited while he checked the hallway, then he grasped her hand and didn’t bother to close the door, but strode down the corridor back toward the ballroom. Thankfully, they didn’t encounter anyone and, when they passed the refreshments room, Lord Rushton immediately turned back and led her inside.
He didn’t ask, but placed her in a chair and left her to go to the refreshment’s table. As he picked up two glasses at the table, a woman sidled up alongside him and brushed her hip against his. Eve stared. Good Lord, had the woman actually rubbed against him? He didn’t react, and for an instant Eve thought she was mistaken. Then he turned and said something to the woman Eve couldn’t hear. The woman’s gaze cut to Eve and her cheeks flushed. She yanked her eyes back to him, chin high, and replied. The woman spoke so low, Eve waged no one could hear her, but the flash of anger in her eyes made plain the set down she intended to serve up.
Lord Rushton’s brows shot up in amusement and the woman’s hand balled into a fist at her side. Lord Adkins neared them and she jerked her gaze onto him. She broke into a sudden dazzling smile, and Eve realized it was a ploy to distract him from her flash of anger. Lord Adkins fell straight into her trap and bowed over her hand with a flourish. Her eyes caught on Eve, narrowed, then shifted back onto Lord Adkins as he straightened.
“She looks as if she would like to scratch his eyes out, does she not?”
Eve started at the female voice beside her and swung her gaze onto Lady Dorothy Benson. “I beg your pardon?”
Lady Benson sat on the chair beside hers. “No need to pretend you didn’t see her little tantrum.” Her gaze shifted in the direction of the group. “Louisa does not respond well when a man rebuffs her.”
“I do not know her,” Eve said.
“It is no loss.” She paused, then added, “He is a fine specimen of masculinity.” Lady Benson looked at her. “And you are to marry him.”
Eve stiffened. This was the one thing she had hoped to avoid tonight: direct confrontation with one of Lord Rushton’s lovers. Eve glanced at Lord Rushton, but his attention remained on Lord Adkins.
“You have no cause to be jealous,” Lady Benson said.
“I am not jealous,” Eve blurted.
Amusement danced in her eyes, but she said in an amiable tone, “You are wise.”
Yes, Eve thought. Wise. For if she allowed herself to worry about his lovers, she would worry all day—every day.
“Louisa simply couldn’t enjoy her good luck while it lasted,” Lady Benson said. “She got greedy.”
“Greedy?” Eve said.
“Yes. She thought she could trap Lord Rushton into marriage.” Eve stiffened and Lady Benson lifted her brows. “Oh, you are under the impression I think you trapped him. No. Unlike those who thrive on turning every piece of gossip against a lady, I find the truth much more interesting.”
She paused and Eve realized she was waiting in hopes of hearing more. Eve thanked heaven that Grace’s deception hadn’t come to light, then realized she might turn this conversation to her advantage.
“A case of mistaken identity,” she said.
Lady Benton’s gaze sharpened. “He mistook you for your sister.” Eve didn’t reply, letting silence condemn, and Lady Benton gave a little laugh. “Forgive me for saying so, Miss Crenshaw, while your sister is perfectly lovely, Erroll would never have married her.”
Eve stiffened. “I beg your pardon?”
“Do you honestly think she would have held his attention?”
“You know very little of Grace, my lady—nothing, I daresay.”
“You may be right, but I know a great deal about him.” She nodded toward Lord Rushton.
“Indeed?” Eve said, and the lady laughed again.
“You have no cause to be jealous of me, Miss Crenshaw. Unlike Louisa, I know how to enjoy a man—especially a man who enjoys pleasing a woman—and I never make the cardinal mistake of asking for more than he is willing to give. That is why Lord Rushton and I have remained friends.”
“I see,” Eve said.
Lady Benton studied her. “I don’t think you do.”
“Pardon me for saying so,” Eve said, “but you presume a great deal for a lady who doesn’t know me or my family.”
“I don’t have to know you to recognize your reluctance to marry Rushton. If he preferred your sister that would be cause for discomfort. However, his interest in her could have been fleeting at best, so you need not fear that he will be pining for her while married to you.”
The conversation had taken a strange turn, and Eve wished mightily for Lord Rushton’s return. As if reading her mind, his eyes shifted onto her. Amusement curved his lips. He murmured something to Lord Adkins then, two champagne glasses in hand, returned to her side.
He handed one glass to Eve, then bowed over Lady Benton’s hand. “How nice to see you, Lady Benton.” He straightened. “Would you like some champagne?” He offered her his glass.
“No thank you, my lord.” She rose. “I am, in fact, returning to the ballroom. I promised the next dance to Lord Townes.” She looked at Eve. “Good evening, Miss Crenshaw, my lord.”
When she left, Lord Rushton sat down. “Are you all right, my dear?”
“Perfectly fine, my lord, and you?”
“Never been better.” He sounded like he meant it.
They drank champagne and exchanged small talk with other guests until he had finished off three glasses to her one. By the time they returned to the ballroom, he seemed not to have been the least bit affected by their short but heated encounter in the closet. She, however, still felt as if her legs were made of pudding, and she hadn’t been able to forget his encounter with the woman in the refreshments room—or the lady she’d spoken with.
Any woman who married the earl would have to grow accustomed to, and accept, such encounters. Tonight alone, two woman had made advances toward him, and only God knew how many others had approached him before that. Would the advances lessen once he married? Only if he discouraged them—and he had already said he wouldn’t.
“Are you all right, Miss Crenshaw?”
His voice broke into her thoughts. “Yes,” she replied. “Just a bit unnerved.”
“You should have had another glass of champagne.”
She shot him a reproachful look. “Liquor will not solve my problem. It was your fault we went in there.”
“That it was.”
He steered her along the wall and out the open doors onto the balcony. Her heart jumped into her throat. The cad was going out of his way to encourage gossip. Cool air washed over her and she drew in a deep breath.
“Shall we sit down?” He nodded to a bench at the bottom of the stairs.
Eve hesitated. They had managed to avoid detection in the parlor, but the garden was a public place.
“I cannot kiss you in plain view of the ballroom,” he said.
Eve jerked her gaze onto his face.
A corner of his mouth lifted. “I thought perhaps you could use a little fresh air.”
The fact was, she could. What would the lasting effects be of sitting in the garden with him? Nothing. As he’d said, they would be in plain sight.
She allowed him to lead her down the three steps. Movement in the corner of her eye drew her attention to the nearest garden hedge twenty feet from the mansion. Her heart jumped. She recognized the hulking figure before it melted back into the shadows. Oscar Hinks. The gravity of her plans hit full force and she faltered as her foot touched the grass.
Lord Rushton’s arm shot around her waist and he hugged her to his side. “Miss Crenshaw.”
She startled at the hard muscle that came into contact with her hip and arm. “I am fine,” she said, though the breathless note in her voice made her wonder.
“Come sit down,” he started toward the bench, still holding her tight, and she realized it was now or never. If she didn’t get him off to Gretna Green, she never would.
“If you don’t mind, my lord, I would prefer to walk.”
He halted. “A walk?” The words were drawled with nonchalance, but she knew he was surprised by her suggestion.
“The exertion and fresh air will do me good,” she said. “I haven’t fully recovered from, er, recent events.”
“Indeed?” This time, amusement laced his voice. “And a walk will put you to rights?”
She flushed with embarrassment and prayed he couldn’t see the blush she knew followed the heat creeping up her cheeks. “Fresh air cures many ailments.”
Eve looked up, then regretted meeting his gaze when his fingers flexed against her waist. A moment of silence passed. Why did he hesitate? He couldn’t conceive of, much less suspect, what she had in mind. No, she realized with a jolt of frustration. He was searching for a reason to decline the invitation. There could be no denying his arousal when they’d been jammed into the hidey hole in the parlor. He hadn’t hesitated then. Why now? Eve shifted so that her breast came in contact with his chest and pressed closer. It seemed he was suddenly a statue, his body hard as stone, his hand on her waist an unmoving vice.
“Shall we, my lord?” she asked.
“That depends, my dear.”
Good Lord, she wasn’t Grace, but she was worth a walk in the gardens. What did she have to do, strip down to her shift in order to entice him? He lifted a hand and Eve froze when he ran a finger down her cheek.
His finger reached her chin and he grasped it. “Are you carrying a pistol?” She blinked, then narrowed her eyes. “A lady does not carry a pistol.”
He gave her chin a small squeeze. “A lady does not sleep with a pistol under her pillow.”
Ire flashed. “Use some sense. If I intended to shoot you again, the parlor would have been the place to do it.”
“Indeed?”
The amusement in his voice fueled her frustration. “It isn’t as if I asked you to walk the plank.”
“Oh, but you did,” he said. She pulled away, and he released her. “But, as I am a good swimmer, I am willing to take the plunge.”
The arm that had been pressed close to him prickled in the cool night air. An odd sense of lightheadedness gripped her. Warm fingers grasped her hand and Lord Rushton slipped that hand into the crook of his arm as he started forward. Movement amongst the hedges’ shadows snapped her back to attention.
She swallowed. Once they left the manicured gardens and entered the privacy of the shadowed hedges there would be no stopping Oscar from his assigned duty. Lord Rushton didn’t stand a chance against the hulking man. At Gretna Green, he would have no choice this time but to marry Grace, and Eve wouldn’t have to worry about having him as a husband. No. She would then call him brother.
She thought she might be sick.
*****
Erroll feared his near painful erection would cripple him. Since leaving the parlor, he’d barely regained control. Then the vixen had pressed that lovely breast against his chest. She’d already witnessed how quickly the blood could rush to his cock—and his inability to think. She had to know how badly he wanted her. Her reluctant acquiescence in the small confines of their hiding place hadn’t fooled him into thinking she would spread her legs so easily, however. She would have had to be made of stone not to be aroused when jammed together with him. But after making it clear she had no intention of marrying him, he hadn’t expected an invitation to walk with her in the gardens. He strolled forward, willing his lust into submission with the promise of imminent satiation.
“Are you all right, sir?”
“Never better,” he replied.
“Is your leg well? You seem to be limping.”
It wasn’t his leg that caused the limp.
“I am sorry I shot you.”
At least this time she sounded half remorseful. “It is a mere flesh wound.”
“Your limp seems to be worsening,” she said.
He knew how to remedy that and once they reached the shadows—Erroll sensed someone behind them.
The hair on the back of his neck stood on end even as a female silky voice at his back said, “A beautiful night for a walk, don’t you agree, my lord?”
He halted. One surprise a night was enough. He looked down at Miss Crenshaw. “We should have slaked our lust the instant the other couple left the parlor.”
Her eyes widened and he nearly laughed. Perhaps he’d been too direct. With a sigh, Erroll turned her toward Lady Diana Barrett. Light poured through the open ballroom doors and illuminated her tall, lithe figure standing in the grass a few feet from the stairs. Lady Barrett was stunning—or so he’d thought until two weeks ago when he ended their affair. Her allure evaporated the instant he realized she was angling for a husband and had him in her determined sights. What was she up to now? She had to know it was bad manners to accost them as they were headed for the gardens.
“Good evening, Diana,” he said.
“My lord,” she said, then to Miss Crenshaw, “Miss Crenshaw.”
“Lady Barrett,” Miss Crenshaw replied.
Diana glided forward. “I understand congratulations are in order.”
Miss Crenshaw’s fingers tightened around his arm as Diana stopped a few feet in front of them.
“I gather you read the announcement?” Erroll said to Diana.
“Is it in the newspapers?” she said with an innocence that didn’t fool him. “I suppose it is,” she went on, “but news that London’s most eligible bachelor is off the marriage mart is the talk of the town.”
“I believe Lord Gregory has that honor, not I.”
“Nonsense,” she said. “Every mamma in England hopes you will marry her daughter. But it seems those hopes are dashed.”
Erroll wasn’t lost to the innuendo in the words those hopes. So Diana was letting him know that she was available for a liaison, despite his imminent nuptials. Somehow, he wasn’t surprised.
“What a shame,” Miss Crenshaw said.
“A shame?” Diana repeated.
“A shame that so many mammas must now look elsewhere to marry off their simpering daughters.”
Erroll looked down at Miss Crenshaw in surprise. Surely his prospective bride wasn’t jealous?
“I doubt those mammas would appreciate their daughters being referred to as simpering,” Diana said.
Erroll swung his gaze onto her. “I feel certain no one will tell them.”
Her face reddened.
“Be that as it may,” Miss Crenshaw interjected, “any hopes that have been dashed as a result of Lord Rushton’s betrothal will stay dashed.”
Well, well, this was a delightful turn of events. The little minx wasn’t going to take Diana’s jibes lying down. They would have a grand time before she cried off.
“I am certain Lord Rushton will deal with them as he sees fit,” Diana said.
The malicious note in her voice was even more than he’d expect. “Really, Diana,” he drawled, “you’re starting to bore me.”
Her eyes flew to his.
He laid a hand over Miss Crenshaw’s fingers, which still grasped his arm, and said to her, “I believe we were about to take a walk, my dear.”
She cast a nervous glance at Diana and he understood her anxiety.
“Miss Crenshaw and I haven’t had a moment alone.” He smiled at Lady Barrett. “You understand the need for discretion, Diana.”
Her mouth thinned and he knew she understood the warning. But he had no illusions. She wouldn’t heed him.
“Perhaps it would be best if we returned to the ballroom,” Miss Crenshaw said.
“Nonsense,” Erroll said. “There’s no need to waste a perfectly lovely night in a stuffy ballroom.” He began to lead her away.
“Damn Scottish bastard,” came the barely audible words behind them.
Erroll halted, but before he could turn, Miss Crenshaw whirled and demanded, “I beg your pardon?” The chilling tone in her voice sent an odd ripple of warmth through him. She added as he turned, “Are you insane?”
He noted the anger in her voice, but it was condescension that dripped from her words. His mother would be proud. No woman could cut a person to the quick—when deserved—faster than his own dear mamma.
Diana drew a sharp breath and opened her mouth to reply, but Erroll murmured, “Beware, Diana.”
Her eyes flew to his. She stared for a long moment, then whirled and started toward the mansion. Erroll didn’t wait for Miss Crenshaw to attack again. He steered her back toward the gardens and began walking.
She twisted and looked over her shoulder.
“What are you doing?” he demanded.
She faced forward. “That malicious cat. I wager her attitude was sweeter when you were bedding her.”
Erroll laughed. “Madam, you are a delight.”
“Rubbish. Do you think she will remain quiet about us being out here?”
“Likely, she has already chosen the biggest gossip to spread the news.” If he wasn’t careful, he might find himself at Gretna Green after all.
“This is what I get for shooting a man with a past,” she muttered.
Erroll was certain she intended an affront, but he laughed again. “Miss Crenshaw, you have had some bad luck, haven’t you?”
“If I set a wedding date far enough into the future, I imagine one of your paramours will shoot you and save me the trouble,” she replied. “Although, if I married you first, I would be a very rich widow.”
He answered with mock gravity, “You would be only as rich as I choose to make you.”
“Oh no, my lord, you are going to make me a very generous marriage settlement. Rest assured, when you die, I will be a wealthy widow.”
“You seem quite certain I will die first.”
“If Lady Barrett is an example of your past paramours, it is a foregone conclusion. Why does the spiteful thing detest you so?”
“I didn’t want to marry her.”
“I can’t say I blame you,” Miss Crenshaw said.
They neared the tall bushes that marked the garden entrance. “Indeed, why?” he asked.
“I have never liked her.”
“In truth, I never much liked her either,” he said.
“Then you deserve everything she has planned for you.”
Erroll was beginning to enjoy himself. “Again, you are quite right,” he said.
A small cry from the garden brought him to a halt and, an instant later, a young woman darted through the large hedges on the left.
Miss Crenshaw stepped forward, but Erroll held firm to the hand still entwined with his arm. “The lass will come to us,” he whispered.
The girl reached them, and Miss Crenshaw gasped. “Lady Gallagher?” This time, he allowed Miss Crenshaw to pull free of his hold. “Are you all right? What are you doing here?”
She glanced in the direction she had come, then answered in a shaky voice, “Yes,”
A large figure separated from the dark shadows of the garden, answering Miss Crenshaw’s second question.
The man slowed. “Halifax,” Erroll said as he neared.
“Lord Halifax,” Miss Crenshaw said.
The note of censure in her voice was obvious to Erroll—to Halifax as well, when he said, “Miss Crenshaw.”
Lady Gallagher shrank closer to her as Halifax stopped in front of them.
“Out for a stroll, I see,” Erroll commented.
“Just as you are,” Halifax replied without apology.
“I hadn’t realized you and Lady Gallagher were to be married,” Erroll replied. “My felicitations.”
“Don’t be a fool,” Halifax shot back.
“I am never a fool.” Erroll looked at the girl. “Lady Gallagher, it would be best if you returned to the party.”
She glanced at Lord Halifax.
“No need to worry about Neville, my dear. Run along.”
“I will take her inside,” Miss Crenshaw said.
“Nonsense,” Erroll said. “She will go straight to her mamma, where she should have remained in the first place. Right, Lady Gallagher?”
“Yes, my lord,” she said in a small voice, but made no move to leave.
“There is no reason your mamma need learn of your mistake,” Erroll said. “I am sure you learned your lesson.”
“Oh, yes, my lord.”
“Good. Be sure to straighten your dress before you enter the ballroom.”
She gave a small gasp and hurried toward the mansion. Lord Halifax started after her.
“I hear Lord Gallagher is a tolerable shot,” Erroll said.
Halifax stopped and faced him. “Then you must have heard I am a better shot.”
“I think you flatter yourself.”
“I do not care for threats, Rushton.”
“I don’t blame you,” Erroll replied. “I care nothing for them, either. Neither do I make threats.”
“What business is this of yours?” Halifax demanded.
Erroll sighed. “None.”
“Then we understand one another.”
“Sadly, we do not.”
“Then allow me to clarify,” Halifax said. “Do not interfere in my affairs.”
“Affairs?” Miss Crenshaw repeated, and Erroll silently groaned. He’d known that would be the word to prod the lady from her cooperative silence.
“You would do well to keep your fiancé in check, Rushton.”
“How dare you?” Miss Crenshaw seethed.
“No need to worry, my dear,” Erroll interjected. The lady was going to get him into more trouble than he was already in. “Neville is no more a fool than I. He is well aware that I am an even better shot than Lord Gallagher.”
“Is that a challenge?”
Erroll didn’t care for the feral tone in the man’s voice. “A reminder,” he said. “Really, Halifax, what do you want with a girl barely out of the schoolroom?” He regretted the question the moment it left his mouth. He knew exactly what the man wanted with a young girl.
“I did nothing you have not done many times over,” Halifax said.
“You are misinformed,” Erroll said. “I have never seduced a girl of seventeen.”
“You were never caught seducing a girl of seventeen.”
“As I said, you have been misinformed. I do not seduce virgins.”
“No.” Halifax shifted his gaze onto Miss Crenshaw. “You have no such luck. I, on the other hand, would never be foolish enough to get caught in a woman’s bedchamber.”
“Very wise on your part,” Erroll replied. “Lady Gallagher’s father would not have waited for a dawn appointment, but would have shot you on the spot.”
“You know very well about being shot on the spot, do you not?”
Erroll laughed. “Indeed I do. Fortunately, Miss Crenshaw was not trying to kill me. Lord Gallagher, however, would put a bullet between your eyes.”
“His precious daughter is none the worse for wear,” Halifax snapped.
“I am relieved to hear that,” Erroll said. “Now, if you will excuse us, Miss Crenshaw and I will resume our walk.”
He clasped her hand and slipped it into the crook of his arm.
Halifax gave a derisive snort. “Heaven help the man who interferes with your pleasure.”
Erroll paused and looked at him. “I see we do understand one another, after all.”
“My lord,” Miss Crenshaw said. “Please.”
Erroll broke his stare and looked at her. “Of course, my dear.” Without another look at the earl, he led her into the garden.
Inside the private shadows of the hedges, Erroll slowed. They’d had two interruptions already, and he was frustrated enough to go after Neville and shoot him just for sport. He wondered what else could go wrong, then cut off the thought. The way night was unfolding, a third surprise could find him shanghaied on a ship bound for China.
“That was good of you,” Miss Crenshaw said.
He grunted. “Hardly. I never liked Halifax. I’ve been looking for a reason to put him in his place. He took a great deal of the fun out of the prospect by being such an ass. I had hoped for more.”
She laughed, not a girlish titter or a sensual throaty sound, but a delighted laugh that surprised him by warming his insides.
“He does lack a certain amount of character,” she said.
“I thought you had the same opinion of me,” Erroll said.
“As you said, sir, you do not seduce children.”
Oddly, he was glad she noted that difference, however slight a gain.
“You are a man of intelligence,” she said.
“Indeed?” He would have thought she saw him as the worst sort of idiot.
“Oh yes,” she said. “Most men would have issued a dawn appointment at being called a seducer of children. You were wise to let the slur pass.”
“You know very little about male thinking, madam. I did not let the slur pass.”
She patted his arm as if talking to a child. “Forgive me, I did not mean to offend your masculine sensibilities.”
“Masculine sensibilities? I do not possess any sort of sensibilities.”
“Of course not. I see that now.”
“Do not patronize me. Are you always this contrary?”
“Now you are being unkind. I apologized. “
“Never mind the apology,” he said. “I have never had much use for them. I have something far more pleasant in mind for our walk.” Like picking up where they left off in the parlor. Erroll stopped and swung her into his arms. Her body met his in an explosion of soft and hard, and his cock throbbed with long-denied need.
“My goodness,” she said.
“My sentiments exactly.” He lowered his mouth onto hers.
Her body melted in his arms and he suddenly feared he would be apologizing after all. She deserved more than a tumble in Lady Grendall’s garden…didn’t she? Her mouth parted and he flicked his tongue against the moist tip of her tongue. She gasped and his erection thickened. He slid his tongue inside, forcing gentleness when he wanted nothing more than to thrust—hard—in every way.
She clutched his shoulders and he envisioned her hold tightening even harder when he brought her to pleasure. He felt his pulse in his private parts and knew once the throbbing reached his head he would be done for. He had nearly passed that point when they’d been in their hiding place. He became aware of her palms on his chest and thought of them sliding lower to cup his erection. Erroll broke the kiss and buried his head in her hair.
“You tempt me beyond reason,” he said in a hoarse voice. “I cannot resist you much longer.”
“I-I did not mean to, my lord.”
She shifted and he realized she was snuggling her nose against his neck. A strange prickle slid along his shoulders. He stilled, curious as to what she intended—and wanting more of whatever it was. Her breast expanded against his, then she exhaled and the feather light breeze of her breath tickled his skin. He shuddered. She stilled. Erroll slid a hand down her back and over her buttocks. She squeaked and jerked against his cock. He groaned and pressed her closer.
She fisted the material of his coat. “I-I am wrinkling your coat.”
He gave a strangled laugh and kissed her neck. She gasped again. If he didn’t stop, he’d have her down on the ground, skirts over her head in another moment, which would make him almost as much of a beast as Halifax--almost. But he didn’t stop, and instead kissed lower on her neck, then lower until his mouth was pressed against the curve of soft flesh above her bodice. Then he was sucking a nipple into his mouth through the fabric of her dress.
“Oh my.” She seized his shoulders.
He suckled harder.
“My lord…”
He heard the breathless surprise in her voice and was astonished to realize he felt the same way. If he could get her into his carriage…
“Lord Rushton.” She quivered.
“I am right here, love,” he whispered against her creamy flesh.
Erroll’s mind vaguely registered the rustle of a hedge behind him. Miss Crenshaw gave a startled cry and he jerked his mouth from her breast.
Her eyes were on something—someone—behind him.
“Not again.” He cursed.
Pain knifed through the back of his head. Light flashed across his vision, then all went black.