Chapter 20 – Ramsey

I had spent the whole flight pondering all the different possibilities that could happen when I randomly show up at Monica’s house. Maybe she wouldn’t be home. Maybe she’d have a guy over, which would be very awkward.

Maybe she’d hate me for showing up announced, and tell me to go back home. Maybe the return address on the package she’d sent me with the soundtrack in it wasn’t even hers, or she’d think I was a stalker for saving it.

Maybe she’d moved away or was out of town, and I wouldn’t even be able to find her. Maybe— and of course, this is the one I’d hoped for— she’d collapse into my arms with surprise and happiness.

But of all the situations I imagined, I have to admit, a kid answering Monica’s door wasn’t one of them.

I decide to just roll with it. Since Monica doesn’t seem to be appearing, I obviously don’t have much choice. And it’s rather amusing.

“What’s your name?” I ask the little girl.

“Becky. And I’m four.”

“Nice to meet you Becky. I’m Ramsey. And I’m old.”

Becky laughs, and I’m hoping that Monica will too. It would make finding her go a lot faster. But she doesn’t let out a peep.

Guess I’ll have to try harder.

“Where is her favorite place to hide?” I ask Becky.

She shrugs.

“If I knew that, I’d always win,” she says.

“Good point. I guess she can’t make it that easy on you.”

She glances up at me, in a way that looks eerily similar to Monica.

“She doesn’t make it easy on me,” she says.

“I guess that doesn’t surprise me.”

“I’m going to be just like her when I grow up,” she says.

“It sounds like you already are.”

“Now I just need to find her. Are you going to help me or what?”

“All right, all right. Let me think. Did you check the bathtub? I hear she likes to take bubble baths. Maybe she’s soaking in there with a good book, while we’re going through all the trouble to find her.”

Becky laughs again, and I hear a stifled giggle from somewhere in the next room over.

“She’s in the dining room!” Becky exclaims.

She grabs my hand and leads me in there. We look under the table, and around the corner towards the kitchen, but there’s no Monica.

“Hmmm,” I say. “There really aren’t that many places to hide in here. We’ve about explored all our options.”

“Tell another funny joke,” she says.

“Okay,” I say, trying to think of one on the spot. “But you’re putting me under a lot of pressure here.”

“Hurry up!” Becky says impatiently, pointing towards a timer sitting on top of the stove in the kitchen. “We’re almost out of time.”

“Okay, okay, okay. Why did the female fighter pilot paint her plane pink?”

“I don’t know? Let me think.” Becky scrunches up her cute, still baby- like nose. “So that it would match her toenails?”

I can’t help but laugh at that.

“No, but that’s a good one,” I say. “Even better than the real answer.”

“Well?” Becky taps her foot. “Why did she?”

“To shut up the douchebag guys, so they can’t make that old tired joke anymore.”

That does it. There’s an eruption of laughter from the china cupboard. I see a flap of fabric fall down in front of the glass window, where Monica must have been watching us.

“There she is! We found her! Yay!”

Becky runs over to the cupboard and pulls the doors open. Monica is scrunched up in an uncomfortable- looking position, laughing loudly now.

“Ramsey, you shouldn’t say those things to a child,” she scolds me, although she’s still smiling.

“What things?” My face is a mask of innocence.

“‘Douchebag,’ she whispers under her breath. “And ‘shut up’…”

“I’m still winning!” Becky says, dancing around the dining room, not paying any attention to the words I shouldn’t have said in front of her. “Hooray! Thank you, Ramsey!”

She runs back over to me and throws her arms around my legs. I look at Monica and shrug, sheepishly.

“We both had an interest in finding her,” I say.

I walk over to the china cupboard and extend a hand, to help Monica out.

“Thanks,” she says, uncurling her legs and arms. “I was pretty squished in there. And it was all for nothing. I didn’t even win, thanks to Becky’s cheating!”

When she’s all the way out of the cupboard, I pull her close to me, and we hug. It’s a long, strong hug that shows me she’s glad I’m here.

“I didn’t cheat!” Becky protests. “There’s no rule against asking for help!”

I lean down to kiss Monica, and Becky says, “Is this the Prince you met on your trip?”

“Shhhh! Becky!”

Monica’s face turns bright red.

“Thank you, Prince Ramsey, for helping me find your princess,” Becky says.

“And now he can help me put these dishes back before your mom gets home and kills me,” Monica says.

She goes to the pantry in the kitchen and retrieves some of the plates. I pick up some more and follow her back to the dining room.

Suddenly, we hear a piercing wail. It sounds like someone is on fire.

My instincts kick in, and I say, “What’s wrong? Who needs help?”

Monica laughs and says, “It’s just Mason. The baby. The clattering of the dishes must have woken him up.”

She looks hesitantly towards the top of the stairs, and I say, “Go ahead and go get him. Becky and I can put these plates away.”

I wink at her, and she throws me a grateful look before heading upstairs.

When she comes back down, she’s carrying a little boy, who is looking around in sleepy confusion.

“This is Mason,” she says, and Becky adds, “My little brother. He throws up a lot.”

“Hello, Mason.”

I pretend to shake his hand, not really knowing how to introduce myself to a baby, and he curls his tiny finger around mine.

“He likes me,” I say, grinning.

He puts my finger in his mouth.

“Or at least he likes to bite you,” Monica says, with a laugh. “You’ll have to excuse him. He’s teething.”

“You’re excused, little man,” I tell him. “But only because you’re so cute.”

“Hey! I’m cute too!” says Becky.

“Yes you are, and that’s why I helped you find your aunt.”

She grins at me. And then there’s a knock on the door.

“Oh crap,” says Monica, looking around at the plates on the table, which haven’t made their way back to the china cupboard.

“I’ll get them,” I tell her. “You go ahead and answer the door.”

She carries Mason over to the living room, bouncing him slightly as she walks, and he coos a little bit. I don’t have much experience around babies, but I have to admit it’s pretty heart- warming. Then again, so is everything that Monica does.

I hurry up to put all the dishes back, just in the nick of time.

“Ramsey, this is my sister- in- law, Susan,” Monica says.

“And Susan, this is Ramsey.”

“Nice to meet you, Ramsey,” Susan says, reaching out to shake my hand. “I’ve heard a lot about you.”

Monica flashes her a glare.

But Becky interrupts us, saying, “He’s really good at hide and seek. He helped me find Aunt Monica!”

“Did he?” asks Susan.

She has a grocery bag in her arms, so I take it from her and ask, “Is there anything else I can help with?”

“I have a few more bags in the car,” she says. “I mean, I might as well take advantage of having a man in the house. It’s so rare these days.”

“No problem,” I say, walking to the front door, as I hear Monica hiss, “Stop it, Susan!”

When I get back in with the groceries, Susan’s holding the baby. Monica must have successfully silenced her, because she just smiles and says, “Make yourself at home, Ramsey.”

“He will,” Monica says. “This is my home… too… remember?”

The way she adds the “too” makes it clear that Susan is living with her and not the other way around.

“I’m just trying to be friendly!” Susan protests.

“Come on, Ramsey, let’s go upstairs,” says Monica.

“Do you want to play Princess Tea Party?” asks Becky, running after us.

“Maybe another time,” I tell her.

“Go help Mommy put the groceries away,” Monica says.

“All right.” She runs off, in a pout.

Upstairs, it’s finally just Monica and me.

“I am so sorry about that,” Monica says. “If I had known you were coming, I would have arranged a different sort of welcome…”

“It’s no problem,” I tell her. “It wasn’t exactly a planned visit. And I think it’s great that you and Susan live together. I’m sure she really appreciates your help with the kids.”

Monica smiles. “Well, they’re great.”

We stare at each other for a long moment, and then she says, “So, about your surprise visit… what exactly are you doing here?”

“That’s right!” I answer. “I almost forgot. Stay right here. I’ll be back in one second.”

I sprint down the stairs and head outside, to my rental car, where my stuff is. I haven’t brought it in because I had no idea if Monica would want me to stay for a while here at her house or not. In fact, I guess I still have no idea.

But in the chaos of a house full of kids, family, life, laughter… things I’m not exactly used to… I’d almost forgotten what I came here to do. I need to let Monica know how I feel about her— before it’s too late.