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Walking on Air by Catherine Anderson (2)

Chapter Two

Gabe jerked back to fuzzy consciousness, then blinked, startled half out of his wits to find himself standing outside a wooden shack with a closed rickety door hanging slightly awry from rusty hinges. He clamped a hand over his chest, expecting to find blood, but felt only the front of his shirt and firm, unwounded flesh under the cloth. I’m dead, he thought. Only this isn’t how it’s supposed to be. Where the hell are the pearly gates? Maybe better people got pearls and streets paved in gold, while others, like him, were sent to the back entrance. Just deserts. After the life he’d lived, he couldn’t expect a grand reception. Not that he’d ever believed in, or even heard much about, the pearly gates. His lack of faith undoubtedly accounted for the fact that the door was closed, barring his entrance.

So now what? Where was he supposed to go? He turned, glanced down, and felt his heart skip a beat when he saw that his boots rested on what looked like a wispy cloud. He stepped sideways, but there wasn’t any earth. Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat. What was holding him up? He felt his chest again, to reassure himself that he still had a body.

Suddenly two men appeared outside the shack. They wore long, flowing white robes and had rope sandals on their feet. One blond, the other brunette, they each sported long hair falling to just below the shoulder. Gabe assumed they were some sort of entrance attendants—only, the entrance to where? Given that he’d killed a young man only moments before dying himself, he didn’t care to explore the possibilities. He wasn’t all that sure heaven even existed, but he knew from personal experience that hell certainly did, even though the hell he’d lived in since early childhood had been on earth.

Without a word, the two men—were they angels who’d forgotten their wings?—entered the structure and gestured for Gabe to follow them. Gabe wasn’t real sure he wanted to. What was in there, a yawning hole that led to an eternity of fire and brimstone? But he couldn’t spend eternity standing outside a stupid shack that looked like a good sneeze would blow it over. Feeling shaky, which was unusual for him, he stepped inside but left the door hanging open behind him, just in case he needed to make a quick escape. His boots made no sound on the floor, and Gabe, bewildered by the lack of noise, looked down to discover that he still stood on clouds, not wooden planks, as he’d expected.

The men had taken seats behind a paper-strewn table that looked highly unorganized, and then they proceeded to quarrel heatedly over Gabe’s identity, one of them convinced Gabe was someone named Abe Van Horn, the other insisting he was Pete Raintree, the boy Gabe had just shot. Trying to look as if he didn’t resent being talked about as if he weren’t there, Gabe averted his gaze and found himself staring stupidly at the men’s bare knees and lower legs, revealed beneath the table. Apparently they’d hitched up their robes to get more comfortable.

Holding up a hand, Gabe forced himself to look them in the eye and said, “Hold it! My name’s Gabriel Valance. I’m guessing you two are angels. Right? But where the hell are your wings? Do you dress different to greet newcomers or something? And am I at the wrong entrance or is this the back way into hell?”

Gabe had never pictured male angels with bony knees and hairy legs. Now that he thought about it, he’d always had a vague idea that angels were female. And he wasn’t any too sure he wanted into heaven if it meant he’d have to wear one of those girlish-looking robes. Not that he was likely to get an engraved invitation, anyway.

The two men began shuffling a little frantically through their papers. Their eyes widened as they scanned Gabe’s life history. With an appalled expression on his face, the blond angel glanced up and asked how a man with a respectable name like Gabriel could have led such a deplorable life. Gabe suspected he was face-to-face with the archangel Gabriel—a biblical figure almost everyone had heard of, even if they didn’t go to church. Apparently the angel was none too pleased that one of his namesakes had been such a miserable sinner.

Still, delivered by an angel or not, such a sweeping condemnation seemed uncalled-for. Gabe felt a little indignant. “Come on,” he said. “I haven’t lived that bad a life. Aside from killing a few people, of course. But that was in self-defense, and I never really had a choice. It was shoot back or die myself. You going to hold that against me?”

The two men assumed stern expressions, making Gabe feel like a boy about to be dressed down by the schoolmaster, not that he’d ever been fortunate enough to experience that dubious pleasure. Even so, he wasn’t far off the mark. From out of the clouds surrounding the shack, Gabe suddenly heard voices. After listening a moment, he realized they belonged to people from his past, a recounting of conversations they’d once had about him. In nearly every exchange, he was either cursed or greatly feared by the speakers. Only a couple of old ladies who knew him as a boy had anything good to say, and that was more pitying than anything else. Poor little Gabriel Valance. That boy doesn’t stand a chance.

Gabe figured that just about covered his life story, and since he was clearly dead, his chance to make amends was gone. Never a man to put off the inevitable, he asked, “Where is hell? Sounds to me like I may as well make tracks in that direction. As you two have pointed out, I’ve killed fourteen men, counting the one this morning. Why bother reading the rest of my history? I don’t want to wear a damned robe, anyway.”

The two men regarded Gabe with saddened expressions, and in a flash, the clouds around Gabe’s ankles turned to flame.

“Ow! Holy hell, that’s hot!” He lifted his feet, trying in vain to escape the heat. “This isn’t fair. I shouldn’t have to go through this until I actually get there!”

Before Gabe felt any real sting, the angels waved away the flames. “Do you still have an aversion to wearing a robe?” the blond asked.

“Rather than roast like a bird on a spit, I’d wear just about anything, petticoats included,” snapped Gabe, belatedly tacking on a respectful, “sir.” Relieved that the flames were gone, however temporarily, Gabe added, more to himself than to the angels, “I can’t believe hellfire actually exists. How can God call Himself merciful and yet sentence sinners to burn for eternity? I’ve got a hell of a lot of faults, but I wouldn’t be that cruel to a dog.”

The dark-haired man studied Gabe with solemn brown eyes. “It is indeed a very harsh punishment, but it isn’t of God’s making. The flames are Satan’s creation, which is why Gabriel and I—Michael is my name, by the way—are assigned to heaven’s gates. It’s our job to save everyone we can, even men like you.”

Gabe gave a bitter laugh and gestured at the shack. “Gates? What gates?”

Michael shrugged. “It’s also our job to make every new arrival feel comfortable, and because you don’t truly believe in the existence of ornate gates to heaven, we felt a shack might be less intimidating.”

Gabe didn’t like the fact that these two fellows seemed to know what he believed in and what he didn’t, but he was relieved to hear that they were there to save him. Hey, if anyone needed saving, it was definitely him. He wasn’t about to say so, though, and he sure as shootin’ wasn’t going to act cowed. “So, if your job is to save everyone you can, what do you have in mind for me?”

The two angels resumed their perusal of Gabe’s life history, shaking their heads and clucking their tongues. The angel Gabriel glanced up. “Do you realize you have intimately consorted with one hundred and fifty-six women, all without benefit of matrimony or any feelings of genuine affection?”

That couldn’t be right. Now they were insulting his manhood. Gabe grabbed the paper from the angel’s hand and scanned it. “This isn’t correct,” he said indignantly. “You left off a bunch of names. And for your information, I was damn good at it.” He ran his gaze down the list, then slapped the record with the backs of his fingers. “There, you see! You forgot to list the gal I made love to last night, proof that you might have left out others.”

Michael’s dark brows snapped together. “We haven’t had time to add the name of the woman last night.” His expression grew accusing. “So we’ll make it a hundred and fifty-seven, and ask you again what you have to say for yourself. This isn’t something you should be bragging about, Mr. Valance. Your flagrant disregard of nearly all of the Ten Commandments is shocking.”

Gabe couldn’t understand what they were so het up about. “I wasn’t bragging. I was being accurate. And I never touched a married woman in my whole life. No adultery. You can’t pin that one on me.”

The angels sadly shook their heads. The golden-haired Gabriel took over the exchange. “Did no one ever explain to you that the seventh commandment encompasses far more than just adultery? Sexual intercourse with prostitutes falls under that rule, not to mention countless other things.”

“Holy hell,” Gabe replied. “Next thing I know, you’ll be outlawing booze. Just because a man has the good sense never to get married, that doesn’t mean he wants to live his entire adult life without getting a little now and again.”

The angel Gabriel sighed. “You are a challenging case indeed.” He turned another page of Gabe’s life history and once again did a head waggle. “Have you done nothing with your life to commend yourself?” he asked. “Did you perform no acts of kindness?”

“Oh, hey, I’m good on that one,” Gabe said. He felt on firmer ground now. “Take the whores, now. I always paid double their rates, even if the service was bad. You two probably don’t have any experience with working girls, but that was definitely unusual, you know? A lot of men fasten their flies, bolt out the door, and don’t even pay the tab.” On a roll, Gabe stabbed a finger in their direction. “And let me tell you, that isn’t all they do! Most whores get knocked around more times than not, and even then the bastards who’re fond of beating on women don’t pay for the privilege. I not only paid that last gal’s fee, but I gave her twenty-three bucks extra. That’s a lot of money!”

Michael’s brown eyes bugged slightly. A hooded expression slipped over Gabriel’s blue-eyed countenance. Gabe could tell this wasn’t going well. Shifting his feet quickly, he said, “And don’t be forgetting the ten dollars I tossed to that kid in the street right before I got shot. Hell, I was going to take him out for breakfast and stay over a day to see if the local preacher could get some family in town to take him in.”

Michael lifted his hands. “For a man of your immense wealth, the paltry sum of ten dollars hardly offsets all the bad things you have done. Nor does the fact that you planned to give any family who would take the boy a generous monthly stipend.”

Gabe felt sweat tricking from his armpits and down his ribs. If he was truly dead, how could he possibly be perspiring? Again, he shifted his feet uncomfortably. These guys wanted to help him out; he could sense that. But so far, things weren’t looking good for him. He desperately tried to recall some good things he had done. “I like dogs. Does that count?”

The angel Gabriel nodded. “It certainly does. Did you ever rescue one from cruel treatment?”

Gabe had done enough gambling to know when he’d just been dealt a winning card. “You betcha. I even got into one hell of a fight with a man once for beating his dog.” He quickly recounted the tale to the angels. “That’s kind, ain’t it?” Damn, he was so nervous that he was slipping back into using poor English. Old Mrs. Harper, an ex-schoolmarm who’d taken him in once and tried to smarten him up, the one and only person in his life aside from his mother who’d ever done him a truly good turn, was probably rolling over in her grave. “I stepped in, regardless of the risk to myself, and saved that poor dog from one hell of a working over.”

Michael waved a hand, and the clouds that drifted in a heavy layer over the shack floor opened to reveal that particular scene from Gabe’s past. Gabe was fascinated. It was like attending a play, only he was one of the actors. He watched himself beat the stuffing out of the dog’s owner, then shove the man’s head in a horse trough. The angels sighed when they saw Gabe hold the fellow’s face underwater until he stopped kicking.

“The bastard isn’t dead,” Gabe pointed out quickly. “See? He’s moving now that his head is out.”

“But you nearly drowned the poor sot,” the angel Gabriel sternly pointed out.

Gabe lifted his hands, palms up. “So I let my temper get the better of me for a few seconds. That doesn’t mean the miserable shit didn’t have it coming. He was gonna kick that dog to death. You saw him.” Gabe raked a hand through his hair and then settled the Stetson back on his head. He briefly considered removing the hat out of respect, but they were being so nasty, he resisted the urge. “I have a pretty bad temper when I get riled, but surely that’s forgivable under those circumstances.”

“Your heart may have been in the right place,” Michael conceded, “but your failure to control your temper negates that particular good deed. Have you anything else to say for yourself?”

Think, Valance, he told himself. You’re in serious trouble here, man. “Uh, well . . . I was always real kind to my horse. After hitting town off the trail, I always took care of him first. He got washed and rubbed down before I even thought about a bath for myself. He got water and food long before I did.” He frowned, realizing that he was getting a ripsnorting headache. How was that possible if he was dead? “I have to admit that Brownie never got sex during our layovers, but he was a gelding, so that kind of fun wasn’t an option for him. Otherwise I would’ve found him a mare to visit with on occasion.”

Judging by the stares and glares that greeted this remark, he could tell he was delivering the wrong address to the jury. What did these angels want from him?

“To men of your time,” the angel Gabriel said, “being good to your horse is considered a necessary kindness. Where would a man be without his horse?”

“On foot,” Gabe replied. “Do I get any points for being honest?” No reply from his judges. “Okay, I’ll take that as a no.” Gabe could almost feel the heat of hellfire inching up around his ankles again.

Michael looked at him, and the unexpected compassion in the angel’s eyes punched Gabe in the gut like a mule’s hind hoof. It hurt. “Okay, okay,” he said. “Looking back over my life, I haven’t done much you could consider, you know, saintly. I guess I’m what you fellows would call a lost soul.” A lump had grown in his throat, and he struggled to speak past it. “I . . . didn’t live a very good life. I wanted to. Trust me on that, but most times, when I tried for something better, I got a kick in the teeth. If that happens enough, you quit trying, you know? That’s how it goes for some of us down there. If we don’t have bad luck, we don’t have any luck at all.”

The angels conferred for a moment, then turned in tandem to regard Gabe with thoughtful eyes. The golden-haired Gabriel assumed the role of pronouncing sentence. “It is clear to us, after reviewing your life history, that you actually were among those rare individuals who truly weren’t given many opportunities to redeem themselves. Abandoned after your mother’s death, unacknowledged by your father, forced to live in poverty on the rough streets of Kansas City as a boy, you never had much of a chance to be anything but what you became, a worthless individual who lived his entire life without leaving a good mark on the world or improving it in any way.”

Gabe opened his mouth to argue but couldn’t think of one damned thing to say in his own defense, so he just closed it again, braced his shoulders, and prepared to face his punishment. Worthless? As much as it rankled to admit it, maybe they were right about that.

“In rare instances,” Michael said, “we angels have the authority to offer people one more chance. Would you be interested in going back down there for a specified period of time to give life another try?”

Gabe could scarcely believe his ears. Given his recent encounter with hellfire, he figured only a fool would say no. “What would I have to do?”

Gabriel replied, “You will be given an opportunity to save a lost soul. If you succeed in your mission, if you manage to drastically alter that lost soul’s life, then you will have earned salvation. It won’t be easy. You may have to sacrifice a great deal, and self-sacrifice has never been one of your strong points. Are you willing?”

Willing? After standing there with his feet on fire? Of course he’d be willing. “Yes,” he said firmly.

The golden-haired angel swung a hand to part the clouds again. He gestured for Gabe to peer down through the hole. “There you see Tyke Baden, a lonely, embittered old man who has lived most of his adult life in Random.”

Gabe bent at the waist to have a peek and got the eerie feeling that he had fallen into the old man’s sitting area. He could smell the stench of an unwashed body, rotten garbage, and newly cooked food, a blend that turned his stomach. The room was a maze of trash piles—stacks of newspapers, periodicals, and all manner of other stuff that only someone out of his mind would keep.

“Tyke was once happily married with several children,” Michael said. “He lived and worked hard for the welfare of his family for many years. Then, when his children were nearly grown, disease struck his household and only Tyke survived. After grieving, he grew angry at God and everyone else in town who hadn’t died from the contagion. Sadly, his only solace was found in a whiskey bottle. He is now alone, lost, wishing for just one person to care about him, but when kindly townspeople attempt to enter his home, he yells, uses foul language, and frightens them away.”

“Foul language don’t make my ears burn.” Gabe winced. He’d done it again, allowing nerves to push him back through the years to a time when he hadn’t known how to speak proper English. “If all he needs is someone to care, I could clean him up and make him feel better.”

“But could you love him?” Gabriel asked. “Truly love him? That is what Tyke needs in order to find salvation, to love and be loved again.”

Gabe’s nostrils burned from the stench, but he figured a little elbow grease would set the house right. “How long do I get to learn to love him?”

“A month.”

“A month? Isn’t that a pretty tall order?” Gabe gestured downward. “It’d take me a month just to clean up that rat’s nest.” Then, hearing what he’d just said, he backtracked. “I’ll take him. No worries. I found a dirty, stinky dog once that I learned to love real quick. He up and died on me, but it wasn’t for lack of caring on my part.”

“Don’t choose hastily,” Michael interjected. “There are many lost souls in Random. We’ve selected three for you to consider, and then you can reach a decision.”

With a flick of his fingers, Michael changed the scene below, and Gabe saw the boy who now spent half his life huddled under the whorehouse stairwell, waiting for his mother to return. Before he thought, he said, “He’d be a tough one to save in thirty days. He’s bitter, suspicious, and been done wrong so many times he has no faith in human kindness. Boys like him don’t normally turn to melted butter just because somebody’s nice to them.”

Michael nodded. “He is a difficult one, if not impossible. Which is why we’ve given you three lost souls to choose from.”

The angel Gabriel flung his hand to change the scene below. “Here is our final lost soul for you to consider. Nancy Sullivan, now using the surname Hoffman.”

Gabe almost lost his balance when he looked down and saw the young woman who had stood at the hat shop window, watching him as he lay dying. Now she was in her bedroom, wearing only a thin chemise, bloomers, and corset as she prepared to change dresses for church. Shooting a furtive glance at the angels, Gabe inched closer for a better look. Great legs, tight little ass, breasts to make a man’s mouth water. She had a very interesting freckle—or maybe a small mole—on the swell of her right breast that peeked at him over the low scoop of her chemise. Without intending to, he leaned so far over the parting in the clouds that he nearly lost his footing.

“That’s the one!” he proclaimed loudly. Hell, if he had to save a lost soul, he might as well have a little fun while he was at it.

The angels frowned in disapproval. Michael spoke up. “You’re free to choose whichever mission you like, of course, but looks can be deceiving. Miss Sullivan, currently known as a widow, doesn’t exactly cotton to gentlemen, and of all the souls you might choose, she will probably be the most difficult to save. She distrusts men, has sworn never to let herself love one, and abhors the institution of marriage. In short, she is a lonely, unfulfilled spinster who has denied herself the joy of marriage and bearing children because she is terrified of letting a man, any man, have authority over her. She has no true friends and ventures from her shop only for necessities and to attend church. She also has a weak sense of humor. Her only pleasures in life are her little sister and her work, the latter of which she engages in from dawn until well after midnight, seldom taking a moment for herself, not because she enjoys being exhausted, but because building her business has been a constant struggle and she is afraid to sleep.”

Gabe shrugged. “I have great respect for people who work hard, and I’ve yet to meet a person who can’t learn to laugh. Why the hell is she afraid to sleep?”

“Nan Hoffman may not give you an opportunity to teach her how to laugh. She lives in fear of discovery. And if you take her case, you will learn only from her why she has trouble sleeping.”

“Discovery of what?” Gave demanded. “You say she lives in fear?”

Michael sighed. “It’s a long story. Nan wrongly believes she has a murder charge hanging over her head, and she is consequently running from her past, which will make it extremely difficult for you to gain her trust. Are you still interested?”

Gabe gave Nan Hoffman’s tantalizing figure another long look and flashed a grin. “I love a challenge, especially when it comes packaged like that.”

The angels folded their hands and studied Gabe with somber intensity. Michael said, “This isn’t a game you’re engaging in, Gabe. Nan Hoffman lives in a prison of her own making, and it will be your assignment to help her escape from it. It is heaven’s standard policy that lost souls be given only a month to redeem themselves. Judging by your record, you aren’t exactly an expert in affairs of the heart, and making a woman like Nan Hoffman fall in love with you may be beyond your ability.”

For a moment, Gabe thought he’d misunderstood the man. “Wait a minute. If I only have a month to be back on earth, why in hell would you fellows want me to make some poor woman fall in love with me? Isn’t that unfair to her?”

“Because,” the blond inserted, “experiencing true love, however briefly, is the only way Nan Sullivan will ever be convinced to risk falling in love again. It will be your job to help her heal in the month you’re allotted, so that after your second death, Nan will be able to lead a normal life, remarry, and have children of her own. If she doesn’t do that, her life will count for far less than it should, and that is a waste that our heavenly Father simply can’t countenance.”

Gabe threw up a hand. “Whoa, there. Did you just say remarry?”

Both angels raised their eyebrows. Michael took over again. “Your marrying Nan will be absolutely necessary if you hope to completely banish her fears. As it stands, she abhors the institution of marriage, convinced that once a man gains authority over her, he will turn domineering and possibly become abusive. It will be your mission to show her how wrong she is.”

It was Gabe’s turn to raise his eyebrows. “With only a month to gain the woman’s trust, how can you possibly expect me to convince her to marry me? And after I manage that, I’ll need some time to prove myself. A measly month?”

Despite Gabe’s objection, which he felt was reasonable, the angels remained firm. “One month,” Gabriel repeated. “It’s standard policy. If you take this assignment, you’ll simply have to work fast. How you go about it will be entirely up to you. By fair means or foul, all that matters is that you accomplish your mission. It will be difficult, yes, but not impossible. If you decide to take this assignment, you will be armed with enough ammunition before you return to earth to coerce Nan Hoffman into marrying you.”

“Coerce? Did you say coerce? I’ve never done that to a woman in my life!” Whether his own redemption hung in the balance or not, Gabe was no longer sure that he wanted to tackle this project. He liked the ladies willing, thank you very much. “What kind of angels are you fellows, anyway? It sounds to me as if you’re giving me free rein to turn that poor woman’s life topsy-turvy. What if I bungle the job and leave her more afraid to trust men than she already is? What if . . . Well, the possibilities are endless, and none of them make you look too good. Do you guys pull this kind of shit very often? If so, it’s little wonder so many people down there walk around asking, ‘Why me, God? Why me?’”

The angel Gabriel smiled. “It isn’t God who turns people’s lives topsy-turvy on a regular basis. It’s the influence of evil and the actions of humans who make the lives of other people miserable.”

“But this time, in Nan Hoffman’s case, it will be God raining misfortune on her head,” Gabe pointed out.

Michael nodded. “Yes, this time it will be our heavenly Father helping to orchestrate events, but I assure you, this sort of measure is taken only in extreme cases. As for your making things worse than they already are, if that should happen, we will simply erase from Nan’s memory all that occurs during your visit back to earth. Things will return to the way they are right now, with you dead and doomed to hell, and Nancy Hoffman living a pathetically sad life without any hope of ever leading a fruitful one.”

“In short,” Gabriel interjected, “if you fail, Nan will recall nothing of what transpires and no damage will be done. Except, of course, to you, Gabe. For you, failure means eternal damnation.”

Gabe resumed gazing down at the Hoffman woman. She seemed to be frozen in place, as if time down there had stopped. He mourned the fact that the angels had turned her motionless after she’d finished dressing. She had a body to make any man salivate, and Gabe had been enjoying the view. Absently, he asked, “Exactly what kind of ammunition were you referring to when you said I’d be able to coerce the woman into marrying me? I’m not pushing any woman around, no matter what you say.”

Gabriel smiled slightly. “Before we get to that, you must first commit to the assignment, and to do that, you should be made aware of everything you will be expected to accomplish.”

“Shoot.”

“First of all, you must agree not to die intestate the second time around. You will be expected to leave all your worldly goods to Nan so she will no longer have to work so hard to make ends meet after she is widowed.”

“I have no problem with that,” Gabe said honestly. “My father’s money has never meant all that much to me, and I don’t really care who it’s left to.”

“Second,” Gabriel went on, “you will be expected to free Nan from her past, which still haunts her and from which she is still running. Unbeknownst to her, Horace Barclay, the man she believes she killed, survived being stabbed with her knitting needle and is alive to this day.”

“She went after a man with a knitting needle?” Gabe glanced down at Nan with new respect. “She doesn’t look like she’s got it in her.”

“Normally, she doesn’t,” Michael said. “You of all people should understand how it feels to be backed into a corner. Nan was trying to ward off the unwanted physical advances of Horace Barclay, a much older man to whom she’d been affianced by her father, and she threatened Barclay with the needle to hold him at bay. Unfortunately, Horace tripped on the edge of a carpet, fell on top of her, and impaled himself. Nan couldn’t feel a pulse or see any sign that he was breathing, so she believed the man dead. After emptying her father’s coffers, she fled with her younger sister, assumed another name, and ended up living in Random, where she’s been hiding from the law ever since.”

“So she still thinks they’re trying to find her and put a noose around her neck?” Gabe asked.

“Precisely,” Gabriel replied. “How you impart to Nan that Barclay didn’t die and chose to press no charges because the incident was an embarrassment to him—well, that will be entirely up to you.”

Gabe nodded. “I reckon I’ll know when the moment is right—if I decide to take her on.”

Michael shifted on his chair, glanced at a sheet of paper, and cleared his throat. “Third, there is your relationship with Nan to discuss. As we have already made clear, we don’t care how you go about it, but you must accomplish several tasks. You must not only get Nan to marry you, but you must also gain her complete trust, make her fall in love with you, and then make physical love to her. The last is extremely important, for in Nan’s mind lovemaking is yet another way in which a man exercises his control over a woman. It will, of course, have to be a pleasurable experience for her, no matter how you decide to initiate it.”

He was supposed to accomplish all this in a lousy month? And had he just heard right? Once again, Gabe held up a hand. “Are you saying you don’t care how I get into the lady’s drawers, coercion notwithstanding, as long as I make her enjoy it? This deal is starting to smell worse than last week’s fish. Am I having a weird dream or something? I mean, okay, a guy can go to hell up here for adultery, yet rape isn’t against your rules?”

The angel Gabriel smiled, a gentle curve of his lips that made his face seem to glow from within. “Of course rape is against God’s rules, as are all actions that cause another person pain or sadness. If we believed, even for a moment, that you would ever force a woman to submit sexually, this conversation wouldn’t be taking place.”

Gabe scratched behind his ear, a habit of his when he grew confused. “Pardon me for saying so, but up until now, you boys didn’t seem to hold me in very high regard.”

“You’re basically a good man,” Gabriel assured him. “You’ve simply never had much opportunity to prove it. That is precisely why you are being given this second chance. How you handle Nan Hoffman will be entirely up to you, just as it would have been before you died. Everyone has carte blanche in life to do whatever he pleases and in whatever fashion he chooses. This situation is no different, except that, because of time constraints, you will be armed with a good deal of knowledge about Nan, so you’ll have a better chance of accomplishing your mission within a month.”

Michael added, “Matters of the heart between a man and woman come with all kinds of unspoken rules. If you don’t know what they are, then God and both of us have misjudged you.”

Gabe decided this was no time to plead ignorance of unspoken rules. The closest he’d ever come to tugging a woman’s heartstrings was when he paid a working girl double her usual rate. Recalling his brief little dance in hellfire, Gabe sighed. “I’ll agree to the stipulations. Of the three lost souls you’ve shown me, Nan Hoffman is the most appealing, and I think I stand a better chance of success with her than I would with the other two.”

Gabe no sooner agreed than the angels began cramming his head with knowledge about Nan’s past. The scene at Gabe’s feet changed, showing a much younger Nan being cruelly harangued by a man named Martin Sullivan whom Gabe soon deduced was her father, which gave him cause to wonder if maybe he hadn’t actually been lucky to be ignored by his own sire. As Gabe watched Nan’s life flash by, he began to seethe with anger. Little wonder she shied away from men. Scene after scene unfolded, revealing bits and pieces of her past, none of them pretty. Her father constantly accused her of being stupid, ugly, clumsy. The list of faults went on and on. Gabe could only marvel that the young woman had gathered enough self-confidence to run away from home in the first place, let alone start a business of her own and manage to make a success of it.

Gabe soon realized he was no longer trying to catch glimpses of Nan’s delectable figure and instead was becoming entranced by her lovely gray eyes, which seemed to darken with shadows year by year until they began to look haunted and bruised. By the time the angels concluded the viewing, his throat felt oddly tight.

Gabe turned to face the robed men. “So that fat old bastard Horace Barclay didn’t die, and Nancy has been hiding all these years for nothing?”

“Do you truly feel her hiding all this time has been for naught?” Gabriel asked with a mysterious smile. “Sometimes God works in strange ways. Because of Nan’s flight from home, her little sister, Laney, has been spared the ordeal of growing up in her father’s household. She is consequently a happy, well-adjusted girl who might otherwise have been only a shadow of her present self. Now our heavenly Father feels it is Nan’s turn to be happy. Are you ready to return to earth and see to that for Him?”

Gabe nodded his agreement. The next instant, a strange, dizzy sensation came over him, he became lost in a whirlpool of darkness, and he felt as if he were falling. Then everything went black.