At what point did hashtags become an acceptable form of conveying that one has, in fact, terminated a relationship?

Seated at her vanity mirror-turned-office space, Lizzie Danvers stared at her phone, a glass of wine on the desk beside her mason jar of ride-or-die makeup brushes. The brushes were top of the line—her bread and butter—thanks to her career as a beauty influencer. The wine was necessary because, well, she’d just been dumped over Instagram. Publicly. With creatively used hashtags. And a photo of a superimposed red X over her face.

“Who does that?” she muttered as she reached blindly for her wine. At the rate she downed the pinot grigio, she’d be better off drinking straight from the bottle.

But desperate times called for desperate measures, and this was desperation at its finest.

The damn photo had been liked no less than thirty-thousand times in the last twenty-five minutes since Scott had posted it. With each minute that passed, the comments doubled, tripled, quadrupled. And Lizzie watched them all unravel down the screen like something out of a horror movie.

In other words, the horror movie that was now her life.

Because her ex, another YouTuber, had followers, and lots of them.

You never should have trusted a gamer.

Yeah, that’d been her first mistake. Her friends had warned her about Scott Manson. The thirty-five-year old might have the face of an angel, and the voice of a fallen angel, but he was slick. Real slick. And, sure enough, Lizzie had fallen for his charms—including his promise that he was good with his hands.

Considering he spent all day thumbing a controller, she’d figured it had to be true. Ha.

The only thing Scott did well with his hands was play World of Warcraft and jerk himself off.

Which made his public dumping even more ridiculous because the jerk had seen fit to claim that Lizzie was hopeless in the sack, that she’d bored him, and . . .

She squinted at the photo’s caption, her gaze tracking the words for the twentieth time:

Lizzie honestly didn’t know what she found more appalling—the fact that he hated cheese (this should have been her first tip-off), that he couldn’t spell worth a damn, or that he thought her shallow.

She wasn’t going to touch the bad-in-bed comment. Clearly, he was delusional.

But as for the shallow bit . . . Sure, she got heat all the time for applying makeup for a living. Lizzie heard it all—airhead, bimbo, waste of space. Whatever. If she could make young women and men feel confident about their looks, to enhance and show off their already beautiful features, and still make money doing so, then she didn’t care what anyone called her.

Sticks and stones, and all that jazz.

But this—this was bad.

This was potentially career-ending. It was nearly midnight; by the next morning, she had no doubt that Scott’s post would be trending everywhere. The people loved him. Lizzie did not.

After another sip of wine . . . Oh, who was she fooling? She chugged the glass. One swallow. One loud hiccup. One drunken swipe of her hand across her mouth.

Really, she should leave well enough alone.

Be the bigger woman.

Prove to the world that she didn’t care if Scott Manson died with only his right hand for company.

Not her problem.

She’d planned to dump him anyway. He’d only sped up the process.

Another comment popped up, and she recognized the username, sunsetgurl, as one of her die-hard followers.

You just gonna take it like that @ThatMakeupGirl??!

Lizzie traced her finger around the rim of her glass.

Was she? Was she just going to sit back and let one “playboy” embarrass her like this? It wasn’t her heart smarting; in all honesty, in four months of dating Scott, she’d learned pretty quickly that he wasn’t The One. But he’d charmed her into believing that he was different than her string of exes—in other words, troubled bad boys who never shaped up into men worthy of a painful Brazilian wax, let alone a long-term relationship.

She was over charmers.

She was over bad boys—those who were wannabes and those who were the real deal.

Maybe she was overreacting. Maybe she was too drunk to think clearly.

But she did know that sunsetgurl was right; she was not going to take Scott’s public humiliation like the quiet victim. Yeah, not happening. Not today. Not tomorrow. Not ever.

Lizzie hadn’t spent the last decade, since the very day she’d turned twenty, creating a recognizable brand to just hang her head and retreat from her business when the flames flickered. She stood up for herself, always.

And right now, it was necessary to show the world that Scott’s words hadn’t clawed at her pride. She was unfazed, in every way that mattered, and there was no better way to prove that than to hop onto her home-away-from-home and deliver that message to the masses.

YouTube, here she came.

Launching up from her chair, she set up her equipment—or as much as she cared to do at midnight. Ten minutes later, she had a full glass of wine, a swipe of gloss on her lips, and a burning fire to do some major damage.

Petty isn’t a good look, girl.

Yeah, well, Petty hadn’t ever been #terminated via Instagram.

Desperate times.

She cast a quick glance in her mirror, fluffed her caramel-accented brown hair, and flicked on the recording button.

Game on.

She smiled brilliantly at the camcorder, which sat on a tripod behind her laptop.

“Hey, dolls!” More smiling. Wider. Toothier. Screw you, Scott Manson. “Today’s video is a little bit different. For one, I’m not coming to you with a Chit Chat Get Ready With Me or a full face glam tutorial. Nope, by the time this video goes live, you will all have seen that I was dumped. Epically.” Lizzie held up a hand as though warding off her viewers’ gasps of horror—she was so accustomed to speaking to the camera like her fans were physically present that it was truly second nature.

She sipped her wine for liquid encouragement.

“So, here’s the thing. We all know that on my channel, I’m all about self-confidence. Loving yourself first, and treating yourself with respect. Well, dolls, that’s still the case tonight, but after what I just saw, I have to take a stand. Why is it ‘funny’”—she threw up air quotes—“for a man to completely tear at a woman on social media? I’ve been reading these comments, y’all, and if I weren’t so secure in myself, they’d be enough to throw me into a depression.”

You are drinking by the glassful.

Lizzie purposely took another sip of wine.

“Slut shaming is not okay, dolls.” She pointed her glass at the camera, absently noting the way the liquid sloshed violently against the side. “It’s never okay. Have some respect.”

Swallowing against the hurt, Lizzie shoved her chin up and narrowed her eyes. She saw herself in the viewfinder, and she wondered who that angry woman was staring back. A woman scorned, that’s who. Her caramel hair was still curled perfectly from early that morning and her foundation hadn’t budged, thanks to a facial setting spray she’d tried out for an upcoming First Impressions video.

But when she met her blue eyes . . . yeah, that angry person wasn’t her.

Lizzie had spent a lifetime working to keep a level head. To the outside world, she was Bubbly Lizzie Danvers. Flirty Lizzie Danvers. That was her brand. At this point, it was her, although sometimes she wished that weren’t the case.

Tonight, her eyes told a different story.

Glittering (and not because of her duo-chrome eye shadow) and rimmed with black liner, she looked ready to kick some ass. Scott Manson’s ass. The ass of every bad boy in the world who’d wronged her, stood her up, called her an idiot, and deemed her a “shallow bytch” because she loved makeup, who treated her as though she was only good for what existed between her legs.

When she’d first started on YouTube, she hadn’t realized all that would come with it—including all the man-whores who deemed her an easy lay.

She was over it.

All of it.

She tossed back the rest of her wine.

“Never trust a bad boy, doll. Don’t trust them when they whisper sweet words in your ear. Don’t trust them when they wine and dine you, and definitely don’t trust them when they promise you forever. They may look good, but I can promise you that the saying is true—once a playboy, always a playboy. They will lure you in only to spit you back out. You’ll change, wondering what you did wrong; they never will, I can guarantee you that. And I’m going to prove it.”

What are you doing?

Lizzie’s fingers tightened around the wine glass. She should cut the recording. Pretend none of this had happened. She’d had too much to drink, had spent too many minutes staring at the comments on Scott’s post calling her both a prude and a slut, depending on the commenter. Emojis were included for the benefit of all—not.

Back away, girl. Back away from the camcorder.

She couldn’t.

Not this time.

It was time to prove once and for all that bad boys were not redeemable, that they would always be a wolf in sheep’s clothing, preying on women who only wanted love and affection.

“Thirty days, doll,” she heard herself say. “Within thirty days I’m going to prove that bad boys will always be just that—a bad boy, no matter what romance novels and rom-coms tell you otherwise. And I’m not going to do this Kate Hudson-style, y’all. I don’t need to act crazy or be wild in order to lose a guy. I’m going to . . .” She stifled a hiccup, and her throat burned with the kickback of the booze.

“I’m not trying to get rid of the bad boy—I-I’m going to find New Orleans’s biggest commitment-phobe. The biggest. We’ll date. Thirty days. Weekly check-ins on my channel. And when Day Thirty rolls around, I’m going to show you that he’s no different than he was on Day One. He won’t ever change, and us, women? We’re always going to be the ones that end up brokenhearted.”