Chapter 3
Wild Ones Tip #111
Always bring backup and snacks. Never know when you’ll need snacks.
LILAH
Snip.
Slow breaths.
Snip. That sound is almost deafening in this otherwise silent room, sans the occasional snore.
Snip.
I cringe when a leg moves, and my breath goes completely silent, because I’m holding it.
Snip.
A hand darts up, grabbing my wrist, before a set of eyes open in confusion.
“Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep, little baby,” I sing, obviously panicking when my heart starts hammering in my chest.
The singing doesn’t work.
Killian bolts upright in bed and flips on the lamp, which rouses Hale from his sleep. Their beds are a few feet apart, since I sort of moved the bed there earlier, knowing they’d be too lazy to move it back to Hale’s room before crashing for the night.
I had a plan, and they’re wrecking it by waking up.
My brothers look at me in confusion, then at the scissors in my hand, then at the hair on the floor.
Carefully, while they’re still utterly baffled and just-woken from sleep, I put the scissors down calmly, back toward the door, grab the camera I have set up and ease it into my backpack, and…run like a maniac.
“Holy fucking shit!” I hear Hale snap, just as I leap off their front porch. Tucking and rolling back up to my feet, I race like my life depends on it to the boats.
“Lilah!” Killian roars, but I giggle like a crazed woman as I leap onto my boat that only has one rope tying it off, and quickly get going before can get to me.
I’m halfway across the water when I hear their boat roar to life.
Their boat is bigger and faster, so I drive like hell to Benson’s dock, half-ass tie off.
“Benson!” My shrill scream sounds so foreign and unlike me, as my legs pump like an Olympian again.
“Benson!” I squeal again when I hear the boat docking behind me.
“Get her!” Killian roars.
“Get back here, Lilah!” Hale shouts, furious.
Yeah, like that’s going to work. Nope. I run that much harder.
The door to Benson’s home swings open just as I hurl myself up the fifteenth step, and I leap into his arms, wrapping my legs around his waist, my arms around his neck, and cling to him like a shameless spider monkey.
I’m vaguely aware of the fact his hands immediately go to my ass, squeezing it, and I’m also vaguely aware of the fact those dormant girl parts are definitely taking notice. In fact, if it wasn’t for the rebel yell coming from behind me, I’d have to study this a little more intently.
“What the—”
Benson’s words cut off, and his hands immediately leave my ass.
“Don’t even think about it. I’ll beat the hell out of both of you,” he cautions, turning and depositing me onto the floor.
I peek around the wall that’s now shielding me, seeing my brothers as they seethe, spitting mad. Here’s the thing, Benson Nolans happens to be a black belt. We only know this because he has his belts framed, and he does this spinning kick thingy that totally makes him a badass.
He’s the one guy in Tomahawk who can kick Killian’s ass, even though Killian is a mean fighter with a nasty right hook.
“This is between us and her. Look what she fucking did!” Hale roars.
They both point to their patchy, messed up, mostly clipped beards, and I snicker to myself as Benson works hard against his own laugh.
“Guess the beard challenge is finally over,” Benson says, amused.
“No!” my brothers shout in unison.
“She did this! Not us. We can’t lose by default!” Hale adds.
“Nowhere does it state that you have to trim it yourself to be the loser. Just says it has to be trimmed,” Benson says, his beard twitching.
“Then who did she cut first?” Killian demands.
“Same time! I have a video of it!” I pull my video camera from my backpack, and Benson takes it and puts it on a table next to the door, not looking at it.
“You can’t be serious!” Hale growls.
I giggle like an idiot, staying safely tucked next to Black Belt Benson.
“You did break her bed while trying to steal her ceiling fan,” Benson points out helpfully.
“But this is the beard challenge! Too far. Too fucking far,” Killian barks.
“You also left her behind with a momma cougar.” Benson sounds less amused and a little angrier about that.
I stand a little taller, primly smirking at my brothers.
“Didn’t know there was a cougar when we left her, jackass. This would be deserved if we did.”
Killian gestures to his mangled, uneven, horrible beard—or the remnants of it anyway.
“And you rebuilt her bed way too big for her mattress. You also wrecked her dock lift—since you never built your own dock—and then messed up the entire end of the dock when the lift crashed into the lake. You still haven’t fixed that, by the way.”
They both blink, then as one, glare at me like I’ve been tattling. I totally have been tattling.
“So you think this is justified?” Killian asks incredulously, shifting his gaze and staring at Benson as though he’s an alien from outer space.
“I think it was just a matter of time before you pushed her too far.”
“She pushes us too far too!” Hale snaps, pointing at me. “You act like she’s an angel. In case you’ve forgotten, we’re not the only heathens on this corner!”
“Take it up with your uncle. You’re not touching Lilah.”
They both narrow their eyes, and I confidently slide in next to Benson as he drops his arm to my shoulders. I’m practically gloating as I curl up against his side.
“This isn’t over, sis. You’ll have to come home sooner or later.”
“If you touch her hair in any way, I’ll shave you both bald and drag you across the lake daily for at least a month. Then I’ll let your uncle take his turn,” Benson threatens, and I grin a little bigger, while simultaneously getting a little sick.
I never considered they might come after my hair.
The Wild Women are serious about one thing—hair. Why? Well, that’s a long story.
My hair is long, dark, and I’ve worked damn hard to keep it healthy at this length. As if thinking about it, Benson runs his fingers through it absently, still staring down my brothers.
I’m not sure why that feels so intimate, but it does.
“Fine,” Killian snarls, but I still don’t trust them not to touch my hair.
My hair!
There are only so many ways to stay feminine when you have to live in the wilderness. My hair is one thing that reminds me I’m a girl most days.
Well, that and my vagina.
I don’t let the hair grow long there, in case you’re wondering.
“Get home. I’ll call your uncle,” Benson says dismissively.
They both threaten me one last time before stalking off, and Benson shuts the door as I step back. I blow out a relieved breath, until he turns to look at me with exasperation.
“Are you serious? The beards? You went for the beards?” he groans.
“This is why I didn’t tell you my plan,” I state dryly, defiantly crossing my arms over my chest.
His eyes dip to register the motion, and he swallows as he presumably loses his train of thought. I have no idea why I decided to come over here in a skimpy little pajama set.
It’s midnight now. I should look like death, per the usual. Not like a sex kitten.
Yesterday I looked like a hobo. I didn’t want to be so unappealing tonight, and don’t ask me why. I’m suffering some confusion at the moment.
His eyes drift down my legs that have a touch of tan on them. And they’re smooth, because unlike the men in this town, I use a razor.
My camisole top barely covers anything, and even shows off a sliver of skin of my stomach. It’s not completely flat, but it’s mostly flat. Flat enough to show off. It’s also a little too chilly out there to be dressed like this.
Even in my head, I’m trying to justify my mostly indecent and completely impractical wardrobe choice. Damn Benson. What’s he doing to me?
His eyes snap back up to meet mine.
“You decided to get revenge dressed like that?” He gestures to…all of me.
“Easier to run in,” I lie.
Either he buys the lie, or just doesn’t care enough to press for more. He walks by me, heading to his den.
“I figured you’d changed your mind about coming over when you didn’t show up. Now I realize you were just waiting on them to be dead to the world.”
I remove my boots, thinking back on all the poor logic in my plan. Both of them waking up while I was cutting their beards was not part of the plan. That almost caused cardiac arrest.
“I was really hoping you were still awake,” I say on a sigh. “I should have told you it’d be late.”
“You’re going to need to stay here for more than a night.”
I nod, agreeing. They’re way more pissed than even I expected.
And I’m not losing my hair, damn it.
Benson drops to the couch, stretching one long leg to his coffee table, before hitting play on the TV. I go to curl up right against his side, and don’t think about it until after he goes stiff.
Seriously. What is wrong with me?
We always touch, but I’m practically all over him right now.
His arm comes around my shoulders, and I stop thinking. If I’m attracted to a guy with a beard, then I’ll never hear the end of it. I’m okay with that.
But…Benson. I can’t do that with Benson.
First of all, he doesn’t date girls around here. Secondly, he’s a friend. One of my best friends, oddly enough.
I need to stop having weird reactions to him.
“You tired?” he asks, shifting so that I’m even closer, practically on top of his side.
“No. I will be when the adrenaline wears off though.”
He laughs softly, his arm growing more relaxed around me.
“You need your laptop?” he asks.
“It’s in my bag.” I gesture to the abandoned backpack near the door. “I made sure to pack the essentials, just in case.”
“Good thinking,” he says, a smile to his voice.
“Thanks for the protection.”
“You’ll owe me after this is all over. They’re pissed now, but wait until tomorrow.”
A grin forms on my lips as the adrenaline slowly wears off. I’m not sure when it happens, but at some point I feel him shifting again, and before I know it, he’s nothing more than a pillow under me.