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Godsgrave by Jay Kristoff (18)

Mia paced back and forth in her cage, eyes fixed on the sand.

She, Sidonius, Bladesinger, Wavewaker and Butcher were all locked in cells at the edge of Stormwatch arena, sunken beneath the floor. Small barred windows let them watch the venatus while they waited for their turn before the crowd, Mia stalking about the cage and pondering the events that led her here.

Just as she’d told Ashlinn, the gladiatii of the Remus Collegium had trained another week in the sweltering suns before setting out for Stormwatch. Mia’s hand was mended enough to go back to practice after a few turns, though for all the attention Arkades gave, she mightn’t have bothered—it was clear all hopes were being pinned on Furian, Bryn, and Byern to win their berth in the Venatus Magni. Eavesdropping on Dona Leona and the magistrae, Mister Kindly had learned inquiries were already being made about Mia’s sale. There were a few interested parties—a pleasurehouse in Whitekeep, a local magistrate in need of a bodyguard he could occasionally slip his cock into, and of course Varro Caito and his Pandemonium. Not a real sanguila among them.

Mia’s entire plan hung upon victory at Stormwatch.

They’d traveled to the city via the Gloryhound, arriving a few turns before the venatus was set to begin. The port was abuzz with excitement, and folks had journeyed from miles about for the games; every inn, bedsit and outhouse was filled to bursting. Ashlinn had sent Eclipse to visit Mia in her cell, and the shadowwolf had spoken of all she and Ashlinn had learned about the upcoming games. Over the next few nevernights, passing messages via the daemon, Mia and Ashlinn had formulated their plan.

Now, all that remained was to execute it.

Mia watched the equillai roar around the track, the percussion of their horses’ hooves vibrating through the stone walls. Bryn and Byern were doing well—placed second with five laps to go. But if Mia thought the Vaanians were skilled, she was amazed watching Leonides’s team in action. Leona’s father fielded only the best, and his equillai were no exception; a Dweymeri sagmae whose lion-crested shield seemed impenetrable, and a pretty Liisian flagellae whose bowmanship was equal to Bryn’s, if not better.

“Stonekiller and Armando,” Bladesinger murmured, standing at the bars beside Mia. “The b-best equillai in the Republic. The . . . crowd adore them.”

Despite a stunning kill shot from Bryn on another team’s sagmae, the Lions of Leonides simply proved the better, and after nine laps, they stood the victors. Stonekiller and Armando dismounted their chariot together, fingers intertwined and hands held aloft in victory as the crowd around them thundered. It was well known that the pair were lovers, and their astonishing skill coupled with the affection they showed each other made them crowd favorites. The fact that they were undefeated didn’t hurt either.

Mia felt bad for Bryn and Byern, worse that the Remus Collegium was still absent its third laurel. But, in truth, her mind was elsewhere. She looked sidelong at Bladesinger, the ghastly greenish hue of the woman’s skin beneath her tattoos.

“Feeling better?” she asked.

“Think s-so,” the woman nodded. “The w-worst seems . . .”

Bladesinger’s eyes widened and she fell to her knees, once again vomiting all over the floor. Sidonius lay where he was, barely able to groan as the puke spattered his sandals. Butcher rolled away from the splashback, his own cheeks ballooning.

“At least empty your g-guts outside . . . the cell, sister,” he moaned.

“Fuggoff,” Bladesinger groaned, a long string of drool and puke dangling from her lips. “Before I s-slap your ugly . . .”

Another fountain of vomit exploded from Bladesinger’s mouth, this time hitting Wavewaker, who in turn lunged up onto his knees and aimed a spray of puke out through the bars. The stench rolled over Mia in warm, cloying waves and she stood on tiptoes, pressed her lips between the bars and breathed deep of the comparatively pleasant aroma of blood and horseshit outside.

“Four fucking Daughters,” she swore.

“Pray all you like,” came a growl. “I fear they’re not listening.”

Turning, Mia saw Executus Arkades, standing outside the cell with hands on hips. Surveying the puke-soaked straw, his best gladiatii lying about like wounded after a war. Maggot stood beside him, nose screwed up at the stench as she looked the fallen gladiatii over. Dona Leona hung back, wearing a gown of beautiful scarlet silk and a thoroughly disgusted expression.

“Blessed Aa,” she said. “All of them?”

“Save Bryn and Byern,” Arkades replied, glancing at Mia. “And the Crow. Even Furian is bursting at both ends. Everseeing only knows what caused it.”

Mia kept her face as stone, met Arkades’s eyes with an expression innocent enough to shame a sister in the Sorority of Flame. Of course, she knew exactly what had caused the bout of intestinal distress among her brothers and sisters of the collegium. Ashlinn had snuck rather more mishap into their evemeal than Mia would have liked—the results didn’t need to be quite so explosive, truth told. But Ash had never been Spiderkiller’s finest student.

“Food poisoning,” Maggot declared, kneeling by a puddle of vomit. Reaching through the bars, she pressed her palm to Butcher’s sweat-filmed brow. “Not fatal, I think. But they’ll wish they were dead before the ending.”

“F-far ahead of . . . you, my d-dear,” Wavewaker moaned, stifling a belch.

“How is it you’re not ill?” Dona Leona asked Mia.

“I didn’t eat yestereve, Domina,” Mia replied. “Too nervous about the games.”

“’Byss and blood,” Leona spat. “I should have that cook flogged. We’re three laurels shy of the magni, this is the first venatus me and my father pit gladiatii against one another, and my sharpest blades are all sick as sailors with no sea legs?” Her eyes narrowed with a sudden thought, and she turned to Arkades. “You don’t think he orchestrated this, do you?”

Executus rubbed his chin in thought. “Possible, thou—”

Sidonius leaned back against the wall as a spray of puke erupted from his gut, Maggot and Leona both skipping back in disgust. The dona fished a scented kerchief from her dress, pressed it to her mouth as the big Itreyan groaned an almost-indecipherable apology, and promptly shit his loincloth.

“They can’t fight like this, Domina,” Maggot said softly.

“Aye,” Arkades nodded. “It’ll be a slaughter. Not a one of them can stand.”

I can stand,” Mia replied.

The trio looked to her silently. Leona’s eyes narrowed.

“I can win,” Mia swore.

Arkades shook his head. “Set eyes through those bars, girl. Does anything about this arena strike attention?”

Mia peered out to the sands, eyes scanning the walls, the crowd. The remains of the equillai match were being packed up, targets broken down, markers removed. The crowd were stamping their feet, impatient for the next match to begin.

“Broken glass,” Mia said, turning to look at the executus. “And firepots. On the wall skirting the arena’s edge.”

“And that tells you what?”

“Either the editorii don’t want the crowd getting onto the sand, or they don’t want whatever they’re about to release on the sand getting into the crowd,” Mia replied.

“Menagerie,” Arkades said. “The theme for this venatus. Beasts from all corners of the Republic, set to do battle with each other and gladiatii for the crowd’s amusement.” The big man folded his massive arms, the scar on his face deepening as he scowled. “Do you have any idea what you’d face out there?”

Mia shrugged, feigning ignorance.

“Whatever the ’byss it is, it can’t smell worse than in here.” She looked at Leona, her jaw set. “Your equillai just lost to your father’s men, Domina. And only one of your gladiatii can lift a sword. If you’ve a thirst for a victor’s laurel at all, or anything to prove, it seems you’ve but one choice.”

Leona’s eyes had narrowed at the words “anything to prove.” But Mia spoke truth—there was only one way Leona would see a victor’s purse this venatus. Only one way she might recoup some of her costs, win some glory, accrue another laurel for her collegium’s berth at the magni.

Mia and Ashlinn had orchestrated it that way, after all.

Part of Mia still didn’t trust her co-conspirator. She was still waiting for the hammer to drop. But Ash had spoken truth; Eclipse had confirmed it. She’d dosed the other gladiatii, left Mia on her feet, all the better to convince Leona that Mia was the only hope she had of winning the victory she so desperately needed. But still . . .

But still . . .

“Executus,” Leona said, eyes never leaving Mia’s. “Tell the editorii our Crow will fight for Remus Collegium in the Ultima. We will field no other gladiatii this turn.”

“Mi Dona, Furian was slated for the Ultima. A change at this final hour—”

“I paid for berth at this venatus,” Leona snarled. “I will be damned if fate’s cold hand robs me of my victory. If the editorii take issue with my arrangements, tell them they can bring them to me personally. But, by the Everseeing and all four of his holy fucking Daughters, you’d best warn them to bring an extra pair of balls, because I’ll be ripping off the first and wearing them for earrings.” She indicated her gown with a sweep of her hand. “The red should complement my dress nicely.”

Maggot grinned, and Arkades tried to hide his smile in his beard.

“Your whisper, my will,” he murmured.

With a hand-to-heart bow, the executus limped off in search of the editorii, and Maggot in search of some water to wash away the mess. Leona remained behind in the damp, the stink, staring at Mia through the bars with glittering blue eyes.

“I risk much on you, little Crow.”

“It’s only a risk if I don’t win, Domina,” Mia replied. “And in all truth, you’ve nothing to lose.”

“I’ll not forgive it,” Leona warned, “if you fail me.”

Putting her hand to her heart, Mia bowed low.

“And I trust you’ll not forget it,” she replied, “when I don’t.”

* * *

The matches had been brutal, bloody, beautiful. The crowd were drunk on it—the wine, the slaughter, their roars reverberating through the stone above Mia’s head. The guards were already proclaiming the venatus the finest that Stormwatch had ever seen, that the editorii had outdone themselves again.

Spectators had thrilled as a mob of gladiatii hunted a three-ton saberwolf through a sea of long grass that had grown up from the sands upon command. They’d howled in delight as gladiatii from the collegia of Leonides, Trajan and Phillipi clashed upon a web of shifting wires hung over the arena, while a pack of Vaanian whitebears prowled below, tearing any warrior who fell into bloody pieces. Prisoners of the state had been tied to stakes and executed by a flock of starving Ashkahi bloodhawks, gladiatii with tridents and nets had fought an actual live sand kraken before the bellowing mob. And now, as nevernight winds blew in from the ocean and the turn drew near its close, they were ready for the Ultima.

None knew what could possibly top the sand kraken, though all were salivating at the prospect. They stamped their feet in time, the rhythm echoing down into the mekwerk pits beneath the sands. And then, as if in answer, rumbling up from the depths, came a chuddering, spine-chilling roar.

“Citizens of Itreya!” came the call across the arena horns. “Honored administratii! Senators and marrowborn! We give thanks to our honored consul, Julius Scaeva, for providing the funds for the Ultima to close this most glorious venatus!”

The crowd roared approval, and Mia grit her teeth to hear them chanting Scaeva’s name. She pushed thought of the consul from her mind, focusing only on the task ahead. None of the fighters in the staging cell around her had an inkling, but Mia knew exactly what awaited them beneath the floor. And even with the advantage she’d bought herself, she still knew this would be a fight for her very life.

She wore a sleeve of mail rings on her right arm, iron spaulders and greaves to protect her shoulders and shins, a leather skirt and breastplate. The armor would count for next to nothing against the foe she’d face, but still, it was better than fighting bare-arsed with a grin on her face. Her helm was plumed in red—the color of her domina’s standard. Remus’s standard. The thought chafed, but again, she pushed it aside. No place for pride here. No place for pain. Only steel. And blood. And glory.

The swords in her hands felt like home—good Liisian steel, sharp as razors. She’d need them, and all her strength, if she was to survive what was to come.

“Citizens!” came the cry. “Behold, your gladiatii! Chosen from the finest collegia in the Republic, here to fight and die for the glory of their domini! From the Tacitus Collegium, we present to you, Appius, bane of the Werewood!”

The portcullis before them shuddered upward with a metallic groan. A huge man strode past Mia, up into the arena, raising his spear and shield to the din of the roaring crowd. His helm was fashioned like a wolf’s head, sunslight glinting on his sleeves and breastplate of steel.

“From the Livian Collegium, Ashbringer, Terror of the Silent Sea!”

A Dweymeri gladiatii strode up to the sand, raised a twin-handed mattock longer than Mia was tall. He prowled about the arena’s edge, stamping his feet upon the sand, and the crowd fell in time until the entire world seemed made of thunder.

And so it went. Each collegium was announced, fearsome gladiatii with equally fearsome titles marching up to take their places, riling the crowd with their theatrics. Mia noticed with interest that Leonides wasn’t fielding a warrior in the Ultima—unusual for a collegium of stature. She wondered if he had some inkling of the nature of their foe . . .

More than two dozen warriors stood on the sands before Mia heard the editorii call, “From the Remus Collegium . . .”

“Furian!” came a cry.

“Unfaaaaallen!” came another.

“ . . . the Crow!” roared the editorii.

Mia marched up into the sunslight, raising her twin swords above her head. She was met by bemusement, scattered applause, a few jeers from folk who’d been expecting the champion of Remus Collegium rather than some skinny girl half his size. Not a one of them had any clue who she was.

Soon.

Mia grit her teeth, silently vowing to herself.

Soon, the sky itself will know my name.

In a grand booth on the arena’s edge, Mia saw the governor of Stormwatch, the city’s elite gathered about his chair. An editorii stood in a separate booth, clad in the traditional blood-red robe trimmed with golden daggers. A smoke-gray cat was curled on his shoulder, eyeing proceedings with an air of distinct boredom. The man spoke into a great horn, voice amplified across the vast space.

“And now!” he cried. “Gentlefriends, steady your hearts. Children, avert your eyes! Dragged from the depths of the Ashkahi Whisperwastes at the command of our glorious consul, a horror polluted by the corruption that brought the old empire to its knees. Behold, citizens of Stormwatch, your Ultima!”

Mia felt the floor tremble, heard the great mekwerk beneath the sand begin to move. Rocky outcroppings rose from the sand like teeth, tall and wicked-sharp. The arena’s heart split apart, sand cascading into the depths as a pit opened wide. And, as if from the abyss itself, up rose a horror unlike anything Mia had ever seen.

“’Byss and blood . . . ,” said a voice beside her.

Mia looked to the Dweymeri gladiatii; the man named Ashbringer. His eyes were wide. His great mattock trembling in his hands.

The monster roared, shaking the very earth. The crowd answered, rising to their feet, cheering, howling, giddy. Not a one among them had ever seen the like, but all had heard the tales. Nightmare of the deepest deserts. More terrifying than the sand kraken. More fearsome than a hundred dust wraiths. A word that struck panic into every caravaneer and trader who ran the Ashkahi wastes.

“Retchwyrm . . . ,” Ashbringer whispered.

The beast roared again, raising the end of its body that Mia supposed was its head. Its skin was pitted, cracked and browned like old leather. It moved like some obscene caterpillar, lunging toward the crowd as they screamed. But an iron collar and thick lengths of chain bound the monster to the arena floor, prevented it from getting anywhere close to the audience. Once they realized they were in no danger, the crowd burst into applause, cheering and chanting.

With all eyes on the beast, Mia turned and strode across the sand, thirty more steps, until she stood beneath a statue of Tsana on the inner wall. Stabbing her swords into the earth, she knelt, bowed her head as if in prayer to the goddess. But with her right hand, she began searching beneath the sand at the arena’s edge.

She felt nothing at first. Her shadow rippling as her stomach ran cold, as the thought that Ashlinn had betrayed her rose like a dust wraith in back of her—

No.

Her fingers felt softness. Leather.

There it is.

She pulled the object from the sand—a leather pouch filled with spherical objects—tucking it beneath her spaulder.

The editorii raised his hands, calling for silence.

The crowd fell still as a millpond.

The man drew a breath, heard across the arena. His cat simply yawned.

“Ultima!” he cried. “Begin!

The crowd roared, deafening and rapturous. The beast chained in the arena’s heart writhed in response, its blind head swinging side to side as its stomach bubbled up in its throat, desperate to consume the prey it could sense but couldn’t reach. And in answer, it let out another sky-shaking roar.

And not a single gladiatii

moved

a

single

muscle.

“ . . . can’t blame them, really . . . ,” came the whisper in Mia’s ear as she took her place back alongside her fellows.

The crowd began to get restless, several starting to boo as the gladiatii all stood paralyzed, a few circling the retchwyrm as it thrashed and growled.

Kill it!” someone roared.

Fight, cowards!

Standing beside Mia, Ashbringer prickled at the word “coward.” He looked about the bleachers, up to his domini in the sanguila’s boxes. And hefting his mattock, he bellowed, “With me!” at the top of his lungs and charged the beast with weapon raised. Several other gladiatii took up the call, Mia among them, rushing forward with bloody cries. They attacked the wyrm from four sides, hewing and stabbing with spear and sword. Preferring the flank, Mia darted out from behind one of the fangs of stone, burying her blades to the hilt. Ashbringer charged head-on, swung his mattock, pulping a great hole in the beast’s hide. And with a revolting wet burping sound, the retchwyrm reared up and spewed its stomach all over the men in front of it.

The flesh was a rotten pink, almost liquid, splashing on the ground and stretching out with finger-like tendrils. Appius was completely buried under the deluge of guts, Ashbringer was engulfed to the waist, screaming as his flesh began to burn in the acid slicking the wyrm’s insides. He swung again with his hammer, pounding on the spongy mass. The stomach continued to crawl over the ground, almost like a thing with a mind of its own, stretching out sticky strands and snaring the gladiatii about it. And finally, with a hollow, rushing slurp, the beast inhaled its guts back inside itself, dragging half a dozen screaming men with it. The crowd roared in delight and disgust.

On the beast’s flank, Mia stabbed her blade hilt-deep again, feeling the monster shiver. Its blood was deep red, almost black, slicking her to the elbows. As the behemoth rolled and bucked, she reached up to her spaulders—the pouch Ashlinn had hidden in the sand. Groping inside, she grabbed a handful and drew it out; three spheres of bright red glass in the palm of her hand.

A gift from Mercurio before they’d departed.

Wyrdglass.

Dragging her sword free, she pushed her fist into the wound, burying the spheres into the beast’s muscle. The retchwyrm roared in pain, rolled over on its side to crush Mia. The girl dove free, narrowly avoided getting pulped against one of the stone fangs as the wyrm whipped its tail. Wyrdglass was activated by pressure, usually by throwing it at the wall or floor, but Mia hoped the press of the beast’s own muscles and weight would be enough to break the arkemical bonds that held the glass in solid state. As she stumbled to her feet, dashed away, she heard a dull pop, almost lost beneath the crowd baying, the monster’s roars. A bubbling gout of blood and flesh burst up from the retchwyrm’s side as her wyrdglass exploded.

The crowd cheered—they’d no idea what the girl had done, only that she’d wounded the beast. The retchwyrm howled, gullet bubbling in its throat, the stench of blood and ashes and acid washing over Mia in waves.

“ . . . I THINK YOU MADE IT ANGRY . . .”

“ . . . ever the observant one, dear mongrel . . .”

“ . . . EVER THE SMARTARSE, LITTLE MOGGY . . .”

“ . . . flattery will get you nowhere . . .”

The retchwyrm turned its blind head toward Mia, let loose a terrible howl. The girl dashed back toward the cluster of other gladiatii, seeking cover among the rocks, trying to get beyond the reach of the retchwyrm’s chain. The monster snaked after her in pursuit, slamming its massive bulk onto the dirt in an attempt to crush her. The ground shook, Mia stumbled. Other gladiatii were hacking and chopping at the beast, but it seemed largely intent on the girl who’d wounded it worst. In desperation, Mia turned, held up her hand as she scrambled backward, trying to snare the monster with its own massive shadow until she was beyond the reach of its chain.

The reaction was instantaneous. Terrifying. The behemoth stilled, as if its every muscle went suddenly taut. With a spine-chilling roar, it lunged across the sand right at Mia, mouth distended, corrosive spittle hissing as it thrashed against its bonds. And with a shriek of tortured metal, the bright sound of shattering steel, the chain binding the beast to the floor snapped clean in two.

“ . . . o, shit . . .”

“ . . . O, SHIT . . .”

“O, shit!”

The beast whipped about, far too huge for Mia to hold it still with her shadowerking. The girl dove aside as its tail swept across the arena in a great scything arc, crushing stone to splinters and the gladiatii about it to pulp. Mia was clipped as she dove free, smashed into an outcropping, black stars bursting in her eyes. She lost her grip on the shadows as she collapsed, the retchwyrm roaring in incandescent rage.

“It . . .” Mia blinked hard, spitting dust off her tongue. “ . . . It heard me?”

“ . . . WHEN YOU CALLED THE DARK . . .”

“ . . . interesting . . .”

The beast howled again, seemingly furious, skin rippling as its guts bubbled and burped in its throat. But with no shadows now to distract it, and realizing it was suddenly free of its bonds, the retchwyrm turned its blind head toward the vibrations of the chanting, roaring crowd. And as the audience also realized the behemoth’s chain was broken, they broke into screaming, frothing panic.

Mia reached up to her spaulders, blood running cold as she realized the pouch of wyrdglass was no longer there. She searched the sand about her as the retchwyrm snaked toward the arena wall, the broken glass and firepots ringing the enclosure now seeming pitiful in the face of the monster’s sheer size and rage. A cadre of half a dozen Luminatii legionaries rushed into the arena, sunsteel blades drawn, crying, “For the Republic!” and “Luminus Invicta!” as they charged. Seemingly giving no shits for Republics, Light, or Anything Much at All, the beast vomited its gullet again, engulfing the entire cadre in a tangled mess of rotten pink and burning acid.

Sweat burned Mia’s eyes, the screams of the crowd almost deafening. The arena around her was sheer bedlam now, people rushing for the exits, others sitting paralyzed in their seats and crying out in terror.

The retchwyrm reared up and bellowed, its broken collar hanging loose about its throat. Twenty fresh legionaries with swords and shields charged out from one of the iron portcullises, but with a single sweep of its massive tail, the monster smashed them all to pulp against the arena wall. Its thick, leathery hide was pierced in a dozen places by spears and blades, dark blood dribbling from the wounds.

“ . . . well, this is going splendidly . . .”

“You know, it’s very easy to sit back and criticize,” Mia gasped, rolling onto her belly, her head still ringing.

“ . . . strangely satisfying, too . . .”

“ . . . TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE ABOUT TO BE DEVOURED . . .”

“ . . . what would be the point of that, exactly . . . ?”

The retchwyrm had reached the arena wall, its eighty-foot length undulating like some grotesque moth spawn. It loomed over the ten-foot barricade easily, featureless head swaying above a pack of terrified spectators, its gullet burbling as it inhaled. Mia dragged herself up out of the dirt, skull throbbing, the bodies of dead gladiatii spattered and smeared all about her. Searching among the corpses, she found a longspear, its haft still intact. Her damned helmet only interfered with her vision, but she dare not remove it in the off chance some random servant of the Church saw her face. And so, with a silent prayer to the Black Mother, she drew back her arm and hurled the spear with all her strength.

The weapon sailed through the air in a perfect arc, steel head gleaming in the sunslight as it pierced the retchwyrm’s throat. The monster bellowed, shaking its head to dislodge the toothpick, black blood spraying. And reaching out once more to the dark puddled beneath it, Mia seized hold of the monster’s shadow.

“Oi!” she yelled. “Bastard!

The retchwyrm shuddered, a deep, rumbling whine shivering its entire length. The people in the bleachers forgotten, the beast turned its blind head toward Mia and split the air with a hollow, deafening roar.

“ . . . now you have its attention . . .”

“Excellent.”

Mia picked up two swords from the bloody dirt around her.

“But what the fuck do I do with it?”

Stormwatch is a port in the northwest of Itreya, and one of the oldest cities in the Republic. Its beginnings were humble—a simple lighthouse on the northern banks of the Bay of Tempests, meant to warn ships away from treacherous reefs. Despite best efforts, enough wrecks still occurred that a community of beachcombers built up on the coast nearby, and eventually raised a city known as Stormwall.Scandal struck some years later, when Stormwall’s lighthouse keeper, Flavius Severis, was accused by his friend, Dannilus Calidius, of steering ships onto the rocks to further his own fortunes. Calidius built a second lighthouse on the southern mouth of the bay, and founded a second city, naming it Cloudwatch.The rivalry between the familia Severis and Calidius, and thus, Stormwall and Cloudwatch, was legendary. Several bloody conflicts broke out over the years, and both lighthouses were destroyed. King Francisco I, the Great Unifier, who gave no shits for “rights” and “wrongs” but just wanted his “bloody ships to stop crashing on the bloody rocks,” threatened to crucify every Severis and Calidius he could find to ensure peace was restored.The solution, however, did not lay in violence. Unbeknownst to their parents, a daughter of the Familia Severis and a son of the Familia Calidius met and, in defiance of all common sense, fell madly in lust. Though the story had all the makings of a classic Itreyan tragedy, the tale resolved itself remarkably peacefully, and only one best friend, a second cousin (who nobody much liked anyway), and a small terrier named Baron Woofsalot were murdered in the resulting drama. The pair married, peace was brokered, and many babies were had. Over time, the newly named Stormwatch became one of the wealthiest ports in Francisco’s kingdom.The city stands to this turn—an enduring testament, gentlefriends, to the power of teenage hormones and parents’ desire for adorable grandchildren.

An offshoot of Aa’s ministry, fully sanctioned by the Church, devoted to worship of the goddess Tsana. Consisting entirely of women, the sorority’s vows include Chastity, Humility, Poverty, Sobriety, and Generally Having No Fun Whatsofuckingever.

Only a twelve-footer, but the beast still killed seven men before being sent to its grave.

Although commonly considered the apex predator of the Ashkahi wastes, the sand kraken does run a poor second to the true masters of the deepest desert. A creature so awful that they almost defy belief, the retchwyrm does its level to best to shatter the illusion that there is any kind of benevolence in the creator of the universe at all.Stretching up to two hundred feet long, the retchwyrm is a serpentine creature with no discernible eyes or nostrils, and only the most rudimentary of ears. Loresmen at the Grand Collegium in Godsgrave have theorized the beasts sense prey by vibration, or perhaps through a kind of echolocation, similar to various breeds of flying mice. However, since any bastard foolish enough to study them usually ends up dissolved in a pool of concentrated sulfuric acid, this theory has largely remained untested.The retchwyrm has two puckered mouths, one at each end of its body, which also serve as its backsides (which orifice serves which purpose at any given time seems to be entirely arbitrary, and dependent on the mood of the retchwyrm in question). It has no jaw or teeth, and is incapable of seizing prey in its mouth. Instead—in what may be the most disgusting method of consuming nourishment in the entire animal kingdom—the retchwyrm projectile vomits its entire stomach out of its mouth, engulfing its prey in a tangle of writhing tendrils and corrosive acid, then noisily sucks the entire mess back up again, hapless prey included.Do you see what I mean?Honestly, what kind of sick bastard thought this thing up?

One of Shahiid Spiderkiller’s finest inventions, you may remember wyrdglass comes in three variants:Black creates smoke, useful for diversions.White creates a cloud of the toxin known as Swoon, useful for knocking people unconscious.Red simply explodes, useful for making people dead.Three colors, three flavors. All rather simple, though you’d be surprised how often a novice Blade has reached into the wrong pouch and grabbed the wrong color in the heat of the moment. It can be a little embarrassing when you realize the black wyrdglass you threw at your feet to cause a distraction is actually white, and you’ve accidently knocked yourself cold—although not quite as bad as throwing down a handful of red glass and realizing you’ve accidentally blown your own legs off.It does tend to be the kind of mistake Blades only make once, however.