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From: [email protected]
Subject: What’s next?
See subject line.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Um…
Do you mean like … where is this going? ;)
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Oh shit
No! We agreed just sex, remember?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: I’m teasing
Of course I remember. Though I find it amusing that you would be so appalled by the question.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Hmph
I just don’t want you to get the wrong idea about me.
What I meant was, we exchanged a lot of emails. A lot of fantasies. So which one is next?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Too late
Well, I’m quite sure I have exactly the right idea about you.
But this is a fun question, I’ll give you that. Let’s see.
There’s the one about sex in an airplane bathroom.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Let’s leave that as a fantasy
Not the most practical.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: :(
True.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: How about…
There’s the one where I go down on you while we’re driving down the interstate.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Hmmm
I do like that one but I’m afraid my mother would kill me.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Uh…
Your mother has … what … to do with this?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: It’s not as weird as it sounds
She worries about me driving and texting. She made me swear on my father’s grave that I would never do it. So I can’t imagine she’d be pleased about driving and cumming.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: It’s still a little weird
That is both incredibly sweet and incredibly disturbing.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Well then
That’s how I roll. :)
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Sooo?
Ok - there must be others.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Oh!
I’ve got it. The chair.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: ??
The chair?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: ;)
The chair. /wiggles eyebrows.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: :O
Ohhhhh. That chair.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Lucky for you…
I have one in my office.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Really?
You do? I don’t remember seeing that.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: I hate to be the one to point this out
Well, both times you’ve been in my office, you’ve been rather distracted.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: True
Fair point. I’m not sure about your office though. Last time was … reckless.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: An alternative?
Well, I’m personally a big fan of that flavor of reckless. But I take your point. I have one at my penthouse too. That one I sent you the picture of, that was actually in my apartment.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Too soon
I’m looking at your picture right now. It looks like a nice place. But I think it might be too soon for me to go to your apartment.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: So…?
So … the office then?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: …
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From: [email protected]
Subject: A third alternative
It’s either that or we go to one of the L&B retail stores … but I can’t say I think that would make for good press.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Um, no
You’re probably right about that.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: That brings us back to…
That’s why they made me the CEO. Great mind for business, I have.
So my office it is, then?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Maybe
I … have to think about it.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Let me make this easy
What’s there to think about? You. Me. The chair. It’ll be magical.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: You’re not helping
I said I’ll think about.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Neither are you
You’re toying with me. I don’t like toying. Tomorrow at three.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: :P
Okay, fine. :)
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From: [email protected]
Subject: :D
Good girl.