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From: [email protected]
Subject: “or something?”
I’ll see you around … or something? That simply isn’t good enough.
When can I see you again?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Well
We work in the same building. You can see me any time you want.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Still not good enough
I mean when can I see you. /insert sexy inflection.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Sorry
I don’t know.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Huh
What’s going on here, sweet?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: The problem
What’s going on here is you’re my boss.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Pfft
I was your boss the other day too and that didn’t seem to stop us. Don’t tell me you’re having second thoughts.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Ha
Oh, I’m on my fifth or sixth thoughts by now.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: How about this?
Okay, well, let’s go back to a version where this worked out better for me. Was there a version where you said yes to going out with me?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Smart ass
I think that was version three, but it was heavily influenced by cheap beer.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Why thank you
Perfect. So I’ll take version three. I’ll just make sure there’s cheap beer there.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Right
Somehow I can’t picture you drinking cheap beer.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: ??
Why not?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Seriously?
Ummmmmm let’s see, maybe because you wear suits that cost more than six months of rent for me?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Then you may be interested to know…
… That when we were first trying to get Loft & Barn off the ground, Luke and I used to go to Freaky Freddy’s Pool Hall every week for Friday Buck-a-Beers.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Freddy’s??
I just spit coffee all over myself.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Oh dear
Then you must let me make it up to you.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Well…
Only if you take me to Freaky Freddy’s Pool Hall.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Done
It’s a date.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: ??
Wait, really?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: I win
Yes, really. Wear something slutty. ;)