‘That went well, I thought,’ Naomi said, as the two of them were ushered back into the green room.

Piper felt a bit shell-shocked. It had all gone by in a bit of a blur. They’d been seated at a table in the mocked-up kitchen that was part of the show’s set. She’d been able to see the live feed on an enormous flat screen TV on the wall, which she’d found really distracting – she’d kept glancing at it and catching her own eye. The presenter had clasped their hands and introduced herself before scanning her notes and then launching into the interview with few preliminaries. Piper had expected a chat maybe? Or some sort of dry run. But no, it all just… happened. Live.

Piper wasn’t even sure what she’d said. She remembered waiting for Naomi to finish talking about people being responsible for their own health, mentally rehearsing her response that no one had the right to demand anyone’s health, that health wasn’t a moral imperative, that plenty of people did things that negatively impacted their own health and weren’t demonised for it like fat people were. But she wasn’t sure if she’d actually said any of that or if it had all stayed in her head.

Naomi picked up her bag, shrugged on her jacket and headed out, calling ‘Bye’ over her shoulder. Piper sat down on the sofa and poured herself a glass of water. The green room was empty now – she could see the chef on the flat-screen TV doing his next segment in the fake kitchen. She switched her phone back on and flinched as it started to chime and buzz in her hand. She felt absolutely exhausted, her neck and shoulders tight with stress.

‘Piper?’ One of the researchers was standing in the doorway. ‘Are you ready to go?’

‘Umm…’ Piper took another swig of water, checked that she had everything – phone, bag, jacket – and stood up. ‘I guess.’

‘Well done,’ the researcher said, as she showed Piper through the office and towards the main doors.

‘Thanks,’ Piper said. ‘I don’t really remember much about it.’

‘You did very well.’

She opened the door, smiled brightly at Piper and then closed it behind her, leaving Piper standing on a busy London street, at ten in the morning, feeling like she’d just woken up from a stress dream. She forced herself to take a few slow breaths before crossing the road and heading up towards the Tube. The smell of bacon drifted out of a nearby cafe and Piper’s stomach rumbled. Breakfast was a good idea. Breakfast and a coffee and then work. As soon as she was inside the cafe – a hipster-looking place with bare brick walls and industrial metal tables outside – all she wanted was to sit down and phone… well, she wanted to phone her mum, but that wasn’t an option.

Instead, she called her sister.

‘Did you watch?’ she asked before either of them had even said hello.

‘I saw it,’ Holly said.

Piper could tell immediately that her sister was at the gym, probably on a treadmill. She’d spoken to her sister at the gym often enough that she recognised the echo.

‘I’m at the gym and it was on the screen, but no sound. The subtitles were on, but they weren’t great. It looked good though. I like that lipstick on you.’

‘So I didn’t disgrace myself?’ Piper asked, against her better judgement.

‘Not as far as I could tell! But like I said, I didn’t watch it properly. It’ll be online by the time I get home, right?’

‘I would think so, yeah.’

‘Are you on your way to work now?’

‘Just getting breakfast. I’ve got the morning off.’

‘Cool. Talk later when I’ve watched it then.’

‘Great.’

Piper put her phone down on the table, ignoring all her notifications. Coffee. She needed coffee. She ordered a latte with an extra shot and eggs Benedict, and only then looked at her texts. Silver from work had sent her a series of thumbs up and smiley face emojis. Matt, her BFF, had sent a picture of himself watching the TV with ‘proud of you’ scrawled across it. All of the texts were positive, which Piper had pretty much expected. Her friend Alice wrote, ‘You are an inspiration’. She kept scrolling back until she got to one from Matt that she’d missed just before she show. It just said ‘Wreck her.’ Piper laughed. Her friends were so great. But she felt sort of… hollow. Breakfast would help.

‘You were good,’ the waiter said as he put her eggs Benedict down on the table.

‘What?’ Piper blinked up at him. He was hot too – black beard speckled with silver, bedhead that she knew he probably spent at least twenty minutes and a tenner’s worth of product creating in the morning, bright blue eyes.

‘On the breakfast show.’ He pointed at a screen on the wall behind the counter. Piper hadn’t noticed.

‘Oh shit,’ she breathed.

He grinned. ‘No. You were great. Held your own against that snotty cow.’

Piper looked down at her breakfast and then back up at him, smiling. ‘Thank you. She was okay really. Not exactly friendly.’

‘No,’ he said. ‘And you were right anyway. As long as you’re healthy, eh?’

‘Um,’ Piper said. ‘Yeah. Kind of.’

‘I’ll leave you to get on with it. Let me know if you need anything.’ He stared at Piper for a second too long and she wondered if he was flirting.

‘Thanks,’ she said, and picked up her knife and fork.

She watched him walk back behind the counter and wondered if someone else – Silver or Matt – would have asked him out. Or not even asked him out, just done something with an eyebrow that meant ‘meet me in the bathroom’. Piper had never been good at that sort of thing, never really believed someone was into her until they actually told her in so many words. She felt a pang of embarrassment, remembering a photographer at the work Christmas party, one hand down the front of her dress, mouth attached to her neck, and a voice in her head saying ‘Does he like me though?’ She’d laughed at the time, it had been so ridiculous, and he’d murmured, ‘You like that, baby?’ directly into her ear, which had only made her laugh more. And he’d kissed her to shut her up.

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Piper didn’t look at the rest of her social media until lunch. The couple of people at work who had seen the show had been complimentary and her boss, John, had watched it online in his office mid-morning and then popped his head round the door to tell her she’d done really well. No one so far had mentioned the subject that she’d been on to discuss, which she thought was kind of interesting. But she also suspected Twitter would have that aspect covered, which was why she’d waited so long to have a look. She blinked when she saw her notifications. The first few she read were positive. Then there were a few along the lines of she’d done great and that she was sexier and clearly healthier than the ‘skinny bitch’ she’d been debating. Piper rolled her eyes – these people literally thought they were criticising fat shaming by body shaming someone else. How could they not get that? There were a couple from men telling her they still found her attractive even though she was fat and some asking her to follow them – so they could grace her DMs with dick pics, no doubt. She blocked a couple of them, muted some more, but all in all – and to her surprise – the positive definitely outweighed the negative.

Her Instagram was the usual mix of lovely, supportive comments, and people who seemed to assume she didn’t know she was fat. Someone literally posted ‘Fat’ on every single picture she ever put up. She’d wondered if they did it all over the internet, commenting ‘Food’ on recipes and ‘Tweet’ on Twitter. What an odd way to behave.

Facebook was better since her account was locked down and the comments from friends were all positive. She ignored the Messenger tab where she suspected some strangers’ opinions – and, most likely, penises – lingered. They could wait for later.

She spent the afternoon amending a contract for a new girl band the company was hoping to sign. She hadn’t seen them yet – or heard their music – but the A&R department was very excited and John had told her to ignore everything else in her in-tray and focus on getting this done. They were called Feminine Hygiene and an email had gone round asking everyone to try to come up with a new ‘less confrontational’ name. Piper’s boss had suggested Feminine Hijinks, which had made Piper cry laughing, but none of the other suggestions were much better: The Muffin Tops; The Manicures; Dolly.

Piper was desperate to come up with something that wasn’t actively offensive, but she hadn’t managed it so far.