CHAPTER TWO
Simon says: A good matchmaker always knows his
clients—especially after a background check!
Cassie had to wait a week before she could get an appointment with Simon Dodson. He made sure she understood that he was doing her a favor by squeezing her in at the end of the day. All right, to be fair, his personal assistant, Ms. Snelling, a rather unpleasant woman, made it sound as if an appointment was a terrible inconvenience. Frankly Cassie didn’t hold out much hope for this, and who could blame her? The matchmaking psychologist had declined to accept Angie, who was probably the most decent, kindest person Cassie had ever known.
The day of the appointment, Cassie went home to change clothes. She dressed carefully, choosing a suit that made her look confident but not formal, and she refreshed her makeup. When she walked into his office, it was with her head held high. She’d done her homework and was keeping an open mind. She’d checked two references the Snelling woman had passed on and felt she knew what to expect. Both couples had raved about Simon. The wives had warned her that Dr. Dodson wasn’t the “warm and fuzzy” type. One of them had suggested that Cassie should be patient and not take offense. Hmm...that was unusual advice.
“Dr. Dodson will see you shortly,” his assistant informed her primly after Cassie announced herself. The office had modern art decorating the walls, large green plants in the corners and soft leather furniture in a deep shade of brown.
“You filled out the paperwork I emailed you and brought it in?”
“Yes, I have it here.” Cassie thought applying for a job at the CIA would’ve been easier. Simon was interested in every aspect of her background, from the name of her first-grade teacher to her current shoe size. Okay, maybe that was an exaggeration—a slight one—but she didn’t see how most of the questions were relevant. Really, why did Simon need a list of any allergies she might have?
She handed the lengthy application form to the assistant, who scanned it, then took it into the inner office. Ms. Snelling reappeared a couple of minutes later and gave her a thorough once-over. Then, to Cassie’s surprise, the woman offered her a reassuring smile.
Cassie studied the assistant. She guessed Ms. Snelling was in her late fifties; she seemed efficient and no-nonsense. Cassie sat with her hands politely folded in her lap. This might be the most important appointment of her entire life. The best Christmas present she’d ever get—even if it was from herself. A husband for Christmas. Hmm...
The great Dr. Simon Dodson kept her waiting a full thirty minutes. Cassie knew because she glanced at her watch every five minutes, crossed and uncrossed her legs and flipped through three magazines. By then, she’d grown impatient and irritable and had started to wonder if she’d made a mistake—or, worse, fallen for a scam. She wasn’t accustomed to being ignored. She had better things to do than sit in a waiting room on what might turn out to be a fool’s errand, a complete waste of time. She trusted that wasn’t the case; still, the longer she waited, the less hope she had.
A buzzer made her jump. Ms. Snelling got smoothly to her feet, obviously used to such a peremptory summons. “Dr. Dodson will see you now,” she said. She motioned toward the massive double doors that led into his office.
Cassie walked inside and her gaze went instantly to the man standing behind the large desk. The internet research she’d done hadn’t included any photos, so she hadn’t been sure what to expect—but not someone relatively young with shockingly good looks. He was easily six-two and loomed above her.
“Ms. Beaumont?”
“That would be me,” she said, straining to sound cool and collected.
“Please don’t sit down.”
“Uh...” The door closed behind her.
“Walk to the far side of my office and then walk back.”
Cassie paused, which apparently he didn’t like because he gestured for her to comply.
“Do I need to say, ‘Mother, may I?’” she asked.
He didn’t so much as crack a smile. “That won’t be necessary.”
“Okay.” She did as he requested and felt his eyes burning into her with every step she took.
“You could stand to lose five pounds.”
“I beg your pardon?” What a jerk!
“You heard me and you agree with me, only I doubt you’d admit it.”
Okay, maybe she could shed a few pounds, but her figure looked fine the way it was.
He continued to study her and his frown deepened. “That color doesn’t flatter you.”
How dare he! “I happen to like navy blue.” This was her favorite suit and she’d purchased it at a closeout sale for seventy percent off.
He frowned. “Pale blue would be better.” He came out from behind his desk and walked around her. “You should let your hair grow, as well. That style is becoming but you need more length.”
“I’m glad you think there’s something attractive about me.”
“I didn’t say that.”
This man was too much! Cassie was tempted to turn around and leave. She might have, only she decided to see how many other ways he could find to insult her. It was becoming a game to her.
“Sit,” he said.
“Please?” Someone needed to teach this man some manners.
“Sit,” he repeated, more loudly this time.
“Sit, please,” she returned pointedly.
A flicker of a smile showed in his dark brown eyes. “All right, sit, please.”
“Don’t mind if I do,” she said pleasantly, taking the chair across from his desk.
After a moment he said, “I’ve read your application.” He sat down across from her, reached for the papers and leafed through them. “Tell me about your father.”
“Why are you asking about him?”
He lifted his shoulder in a nonchalant shrug. “It’s my experience that most women want to marry a man just like their father.”
“Not me. Pete’s a poor excuse for a father. I want as little to do with him as possible.”
Simon immediately made a lengthy notation on a pad in front of him.
Cassie moved to the edge of the cushion. “What did you write?”
Simon looked up, a frown darkening his face. Clearly she’d offended him. She could only suppose he wasn’t accustomed to anyone questioning his actions. “What did you say?” he said frostily.
“I asked if you’d tell me what you wrote down.” She pointed at his notepad. “It was about me and my nonrelationship with my father, wasn’t it?”
He flattened his hands on the desk. “These are my notes. I don’t share them with clients.”
The urge to stand and simply walk out the door was nearly overwhelming. Gritting her teeth, she said, “Has anyone ever told you you’re rude?”
He grinned as if the comment pleased him. “As a matter of fact, yes. Several people have taken delight in revealing their opinions.” He shook his head. “It has more to do with them and their hurt feelings than with me.”
“What others think doesn’t bother you?”
He gave a bored sigh. “Not particularly. Why should it? Now listen, Ms....” He glanced down at the application in an apparent effort to locate her name.
“Beaumont,” she supplied.
“Ms. Beaumont,” he said impatiently. “This is my office and I ask the questions here. Kindly refrain from interrupting me.”
She leaned back in the chair. “By all means, ask away.” She waved in his direction as though granting him permission to continue.
He narrowed his eyes. “In as few words as possible, explain to me why you aren’t married.”
That was easy enough to answer. She thought of what Angie had said a few days earlier. “I’ve been told my standards are too high.”
He raised his eyes from the page, his expression startled.
“I guess you could say I’m choosy,” she amended. “I’m looking for a perfect match. Someone who’s just right—for me. The perfect man, the perfect marriage...and,” she added, almost in a whisper, “the perfect Christmas.”
He didn’t respond. “You’re how old?” he asked, instead. He ran his finger down the application.
“Thirty-four. How old are you?”
He exhaled. “As I requested earlier, kindly refrain from asking questions. My age is not your concern.”
“Answer me one question, and then I promise not to ask anything else.”
He glared at her.
“Just one,” she cajoled. “You can’t imagine how uncomfortable it is to sit here and have you scrutinize me. It’s only fair that I should know something about you.”
Sighing, he set the application aside, but before he could speak, she blurted out, “Are you married?”
His eyebrows arched. “That’s your one question?”
“Yes, and it’s important.”
“Why is that?”
“Well, first, if you haven’t been able to find yourself a wife, what qualifies you to find me a husband?”
“All I will say is that a doctor doesn’t need to have a disease in order to cure it. I’m good at what I do. If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t be willing to offer a refund if I’m unsuccessful in locating a husband for you.”
“Are you always so stiff and formal—as if your underwear’s been starched?”
He stood abruptly. “I believe that will be all for this afternoon.”
“You’re sending me away?” She blinked, disappointed. Cassie was just starting to enjoy this. His typical clients were probably more respectful, if not downright obsequious.
“This interview is over.”
“Did I pass?” She’d rather know now than be left hanging. She guessed not. She wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t take her on. And yet, disagreeable though he was, Simon Dodson intrigued her.
He hesitated. “I’ll be in touch later this week.”
This was a line Cassie had heard before. “In other words, don’t call me, I’ll call you.”
“Precisely.”
Cassie recognized her marching orders. She bent down for her purse and reluctantly stood.
As she drove back to her condo, she tried to make sense of her short interview. On her way up, she collected her mail and noticed once again that the Tuesday paper was missing. Mrs. Mullinex, no doubt.
She ran for the elevator and saw Mr. Oliver, who lived on the same floor, standing inside. Looking her right in the eye, he let the doors close instead of holding them for her. This wasn’t the first time, either. He was an unsociable man; the most she’d been able to coax out of him was a muffled greeting, as if he begrudged every word he was forced to speak.
When she got to her condo, she saw that she had company.
“Shawn!” Her brother had made himself at home and was wolfing down a sandwich while standing over her kitchen sink.
“Hey, it’s about time you got home. Where were you?”
Rather than explain, Cassie walked over and hugged her big brother. “I had an appointment. How long are you here?” she asked.
“Two days, maybe three.”
Shawn often had only a few days’ rest before he flew to some other town where another commission awaited him. She knew he was headed to Phoenix, Arizona, next. He had his own home in Portland, but every now and then he dropped in on her. In an effort to encourage his visits, she’d given him a key to her condo.
“I take it you’re hungry.”
“Starved.”
“Let me fix you something decent.” Cassie checked the contents of her refrigerator, then reached for a frying pan. She loved to cook and had a small repertoire of favorite dishes. This was one. “How does taco salad sound?”
“Like ambrosia from the gods.” He sat on the stool and watched her move about the compact kitchen. “You’re going to make some man a wonderful wife.”
She whirled around to face him. “Funny you should say that.”
Shawn went still. “You’ve met someone?”
“I would’ve told you!” They weren’t in the habit of keeping secrets from each other. “My appointment this afternoon was with a professional matchmaker.”
Her brother’s head went back as if the announcement had shocked him. “Get out of here! A matchmaker?”
“I had my first appointment with the great and mighty Dr. Simon Dodson.”
“How’d it go?”
Cassie set the onion on the chopping board and paused. “I’m not sure. Simon’s pretty rude, but apparently he knows his stuff.”
“Simon, is it?”
In her mind it was. “Yeah. He’s not a medical doctor, even though he has a bunch of letters behind his name.”
Her brother looked unconvinced. “You checked his references?”
“I did. I spoke with two couples who met through him. I was warned in advance that he isn’t the most likeable fellow on the face of the earth, but they say he has this gift.”
“How’d you hear about him?”
“Through Angie.”
“Angie?” Her brother appeared as astonished by this as Cassie had been. “I wouldn’t think she’d need a matchmaker. Did she go to him?”
Cassie nodded.
“When?”
“A little while ago. She didn’t really say. What I don’t get is why Simon rejected her.”
“That’s crazy! Angie’s great.”
“And I’m not?” she asked, her hand on her hip.
Shawn chuckled. “I’m staying as far away from that question as I can. What did the matchmaker say? If he rejected Angie, then what about you?”
That was the thirty-thousand-dollar question. “I don’t know if Simon will accept me as a client or not. He said he’d phone, but...” The rest of her sentence was drowned out by loud rap music coming from the condo to the right of hers.
“Good grief, what’s that?” Shawn covered his ears.
“My new neighbor,” Cassie shouted back. She walked over to the kitchen wall and banged hard three times. Within half a minute, the music had been turned down to a more respectable volume.
“Jalapeño?” she asked next, hardly missing a beat.
“Might as well. My life could do with a bit of spicing up.”
“Mine, too.”
“So tell me more about this matchmaker. Do you like him?”
Cassie began tearing lettuce industriously. “The truth is, I don’t. He’s arrogant, snooty and definitely not my type. I’m not his, either. Not that it matters... But he doesn’t like to be questioned or challenged. I could tell I irritated him.”
“You heard he’s successful, though, right?”
“Yeah.” Until that moment, Cassie hadn’t realized how much she hoped Simon would agree to work with her. “I don’t know if he’s ready for someone like me.”
“What do you mean?”
She waved a lettuce leaf in his direction. “Like I said, I questioned his actions and his decisions. He didn’t like it.”
“I wonder why he rejected Angie,” Shawn mused. “I mean, she’s not annoying or—”
“Hey, stop right there.”
Shawn laughed and leaned his elbows on the counter where he sat. “Who’s that picture of on the fridge?” he asked.
Although she didn’t need to turn and look, Cassie did. She tensed slightly as she stared at the photograph of Jill and Tom and their perfect Christmas. “That, brother dearest, is my inspiration.”