A phone call wakes me.

What’s the point in even setting an alarm clock if there’s someone else out there in the world who is hell-bent on waking you up?

My first rule as king will be to make sure no phone calls can be placed to anyone before nine a.m., and if it’s an emergency, then the receiver must have enough warning to ingest obscene amounts of coffee before the call.

I groan, my head feeling like it’s been sawed open and a whole bag of concrete has been poured in there. I blindly grope for my phone and glance at it, expecting it to be my mother or father. There hasn’t been a day here that one of them hasn’t checked in on the status of Ella and me.

Honestly, I haven’t known what to tell them other than that we’re getting to know each other. Which isn’t a lie. It’s just a lot slower than I thought it would be.

That said, I’m surprised she agreed to come to the bar last night. Maybe all we needed to really get closer was some time out of the confines of this estate.

That, and a lot of booze.

Of course I won’t be mentioning her incognito excursion to my parents.

It doesn’t matter anyway since the phone’s screen tells me it’s Viktor calling from Sweden.

I breathe a sigh of relief that smells like stale beer and answer it.

“You, of all people, aren’t supposed to call me before nine a.m.”

“Magnus, it’s almost noon.”

I sit up in surprise. That was a mistake. The room spins. “What?” I ask, holding the side of my head while I peer at my phone. “How did that happen?”

“You tell me,” he says. “Anyway, I saw you called the other day, and I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier.”

“You’re busy, so you’re excused,” I tell him, lying back down gently. I can’t believe no one has woke me up yet. Usually Ottar is banging on my door, though perhaps Ella is sleeping in as well. “How is the wedding planning?” I ask.

He has yet to know anything about Ella and me, or that Ella even exists. He doesn’t even know about the whole marriage thing on my end.

“Stressful,” he says with a sigh. “And we’re not getting married until April. I’m left out of the planning for the most part, but I think my mother has really gone crazy with it and taken Maggie along for the ride. Actually, that’s why I’m calling. They’ve gone to Paris for a few days to do some shopping. My mother, Maggie, and her sisters. Girls trip, or whatever. I was seeing if you wanted to do the same.”

“I don’t know, Viktor. Paris bores me.”

“Not to Paris, idiot,” he says. “Let’s go hike up to one of those royal cabins of yours in the mountains and make a campfire and get shitfaced drunk.”

“You want to come to Norway?”

“Do you see any damn mountains in Sweden?”

I clear my throat, trying to think fast. I haven’t seen Viktor since July, and it’s long overdue for us to cause some mayhem.

But Ella is here.

I have no choice but to tell him.

“I think it’s a great idea,” I say. “When?”

“I’m about to get Freddie to buy me a ticket. Today. You’re still at the apartment, right?”

“No,” I tell him. “See, here’s the thing. I’m totally down for all of this but it won’t be quite the guys’ trip that you think it’ll be.”

Silence. Then, “You want to bring your flavor of the month with us?”

“She’s not the flavor of the month,” I tell him, feeling defensive. “But she’s here with me. We’re at Skaugum Estate, outside of Oslo. And well, she has to come because I’m not about to leave her alone here. See, she’s under house arrest. And we might be getting married. I’m not sure yet.”

More silence. “What?”

I take in a deep breath and explain it all to Viktor the best I can.

When I’m done, he doesn’t believe me.

I explain again.

Then he laughs.

And laughs, and laughs.

“You’re being a real shitbag,” I tell him. “You’re supposed to be supporting me.”

“Right, like you’ve ever supported me,” he says, sighing. “My god, I’m actually crying. Oh Magnus, so happy for you to join the club.”

“Whatever. So you want to do this or not?”

“Well, how are you going to get Cinderella out of there?”

“It’s Ella. And I’ll figure it out. Just get your ass over here ASAP, and we’ll figure out our next move.”

We hang up, and I manage to finally get out of bed. After I freshen up and slip on dark jeans and a white t-shirt that’s probably too small for me, I head out into the hall.

Straight to Ella’s room.

Just as Jane is coming out of it.

“Morning, sunshine,” she says to me brightly.

“She in there?” I ask, running a hand through my hair to make sure I don’t look completely crazy.

“Barely,” she says. “I don’t know what you did to her last night.”

“Me?” I say innocently. “She’s the one who drank. And talked. And I swear the world will never be the same.”

Jane purses her lips. “Mmmm. Anyway, she’s not used to that, so next time please take it easy on her.”

I raise my hands in protest. “I will do nothing of the sort. Can I go in?”

She shrugs. “It’s your house, Your Highness.”

“Thank you, Lady Jane.”

I open the door and step inside.

Ella has flung herself dramatically across the bed, lying on her back with her arm over her eyes. She’s also wearing next to nothing, just a long t-shirt that has a picture of a whale on it, and I see a peek of yellow booty shorts.

Good god.

I take a moment and just stand there, admiring her long, smooth legs, wishing I could take hold of the hem of her shirt and pull it up over her, exposing her stomach and her breasts.

Don’t get carried away.

I shut the door behind me. “Ella?”

She jolts and turns her head to look at me in surprise.

But she doesn’t move otherwise or attempt to cover herself up, which is what I expected. In fact, she had to have known I was just standing there and ogling the hell out of her and she didn’t do a thing about it.

Interesting.

I push that out of my head for now.

“Feeling okay?” I ask.

“You tried to murder me last night,” she mutters, closing her eyes with a wince. “Murder me with alcohol so you can collect my inheritance.”

“How much are you worth, by the way?” I ask as I saunter over to the bed, secretly thrilled that she’s still lying there in her underwear.

“Me? I have no idea. Probably nothing,” she says, blinking up at me as I stand over her. “Ugh.” She covers her face with her hands.

“My handsomeness blinding you?”

“No,” she mumbles through her fingers. “But the light behind you is.”

“I notice that you didn’t deny my handsomeness.”

She sighs, and her hands drop away. She rolls on her side and gives me a weary look. “What do you want, Magnus?” It’s then that she grabs the end of her t-shirt and covers her butt with it. I almost say something in protest.

“Considering I only got up twenty minutes ago, I wanted to see if you were alive.”

“This is why I don’t drink much,” she says. “Jane says I turn into Princess Lush and then Princess Lush turns into Princess Fuck Me I’m Hungover.”

“I do like the sound of Princess Fuck Me. Perhaps she can pay us a visit.”

She gives me a caustic look. “Don’t even start with me today.”

“Baby, I’ll start with you all day, every day.” I grin and reach out for her hand, holding it in mine. “Remember when you let me do this last night? You were such a hussy.”

She bursts out laughing and takes her hand back. “Hussy! Now that’s a word I didn’t think I’d hear you say.”

“The Norwegian equivalents are rather crude.”

“Let me guess, you’re going to teach them to me?”

“Later. And maybe some Swedish, too.”

She frowns. “Swedish?”

“Listen, I have a proposition for you.”

“This better not be a marriage proposal.”

“Very funny. No. But hey, thanks for letting me know where you stand at this point. You know our two weeks is almost up.”

“I’m just joking,” she says quietly, her gaze dropping to the sheets.

“Anyway,” I smooth on over because I’m not about to get bogged down in anything serious. “I just got a call from my friend Viktor. He’s the Prince of Sweden. Don’t hold that against him. He called wanting to get away for a bit, I guess his fiancée and his mother are going to Paris on a girls’ trip.”

“Queens go on girls’ trips?”

“Why not? Anyway, he’s coming over and we’re going to one of the family cabins north of here for a couple of nights. Just to get sloppy drunk, shoot guns into the air, jump in freezing lakes, fish, fall over into campfires, eat junk, that sort of thing.”

“Oh,” she says, and her voice is barely above a whisper. “That’s nice.”

“You’re coming.”

She glances up at me through her long lashes and frowns. “I am?”

I nod. “We snuck you out last night and we can do it again. We’ll have private transportation all the way to the mountain, so we won’t see a soul. And then we hike.”

“For how long?”

“It’s just a couple of hours at the most. It’s easy. Mostly. Unless it snows. It probably won’t.” I pause. “You in?”

She bites her lip in thought. “What if I say no? Will you still go?”

Is she testing me? Fine. I’ll pass.

“I wouldn’t. I’d tell Viktor I’ll see him another time. Look, Ella, we don’t have much time together, and I’m not wasting a single second without you.”

Her brows shoot up. Guess she wasn’t expecting the truth outside of question time.

“Okay,” she says, a small smile appearing on her lips. “Then I’m in. Wait, what about Jane?”

I sigh. The cabin is tiny. There’s a loft and a bedroom beneath, and that’s about it. I’m not sure how the hell we’ll all fit but I shrug. “It’s a tight squeeze for everyone, but I’m sure we can make it work.”

But later when Ella goes to tell Jane about it, Jane quickly declines.

“Do you really think I’m going to go hiking up a bloody mountain and then stay overnight in a cabin that’s probably surrounded by bears? Maybe the princess doesn’t mind roughing it, but in a case like this, I’m very much a lady.”

I didn’t bother pointing out that Norway doesn’t really have a lot of bears, but her point was made. It was also followed up with a salacious winky face, which made me think she was sitting this out for other reasons.

And maybe Ottar got a hint because he also declined.

Which left Einar—who never sits anything out—and Ella.

And Viktor, of course, who arrived at the estate fairly quickly. That’s one good thing about being royalty—you’re treated like royalty. He got on a private jet and landed in a rural airfield not too far from here.

“You made it,” I tell him. Ella and I are standing on the front steps of the house as he gets out of the car I sent for him.

“I bribed the pilot to fly faster,” he says with a wink. Viktor is a tall motherfucker, about six-foot-five and obnoxiously blessed with a movie-star face. When the tabloids would have their “Battle of the Sexy Single Princes,” Viktor always came out on top. I blame his height. And his face. And his charm. You see, if anyone is meant to be king, it’s him, even though I know before he met his fiancée, Maggie, he was second-guessing his role.

As Viktor smiles at Ella and approaches us, I lean into her and whisper, “It’s proper to address him as Svenskefaen.”

“Okay,” she says with a nod and waits until Viktor extends his hand.

“It’s so nice to meet you Your Serene Highness,” he says.

Of course he would know the official way of addressing Ella.

Which makes what she’s about to say that much funnier.

“Thank you, Svenskefaen,” she says.

Viktor jerks his head back and stares at her a moment before erupting into laughter. “What?” he barks. He looks at me accusingly. “You taught her that, didn’t you!”

“What, what?” Ella asks, bewildered. “What happened?”

“I’m sorry,” Viktor says, trying to compose himself. “I’m so sorry. But you just called me a damn Swede.”

Ella goes bright red and then turns to me. “You shitbag!”

I giggle and try to avoid her fists which are currently pounding into my arm. “Hey, you’re an honorary Norwegian now. If you want to be like us, you have to learn how to insult the Swedes.”

“It’s true,” Viktor says dryly. “Only Norwegians would come up with a derogatory slur toward Swedes. We, on the other hand, would never stoop to that level.”

“Maybe you should,” I tell him. “It’s more fun down here.”

After Ella is thoroughly embarrassed, we don’t have much time to stand around. We’ve already packed, so we grab our backpacks that I found in one of the storage rooms and get in the car.

It’s a three-hour drive to the ski resort town of Geilo, with the trail to the cabin located about thirty minutes past that. It’s already dark by the time Einar swings the car into the parking spot at the end of a deserted road, and I know Ella is getting nervous.

“Shouldn’t we stay in a hotel?” she asks as we stand outside the car, putting on our hats, gloves, and backpacks. Einar is lighting up everything with a lantern.

“We’ll be seen in a hotel,” I tell her and reach over to tighten the straps around her chest. A grin spreads across my face which in turn makes her laugh.

“You know I can do that myself,” she says.

“I know,” I tell her. “Any excuse to touch you.”

“Besides, hotels aren’t fun,” Viktor speaks up. “They’re boring. Unless you’re alone with someone…” He trails off and in the white light I can tell he’s thinking of Maggie.

Damn Swede.

I look at Ella. “What Viktor is trying to say is that this is what we always do. Hike up in the dark or around sunset. Makes it more exciting and makes it so you won’t run across any hikers on the way up because, believe me, if people catch wind that we’re there, the cabin will be surrounded before you know it.”

Ella still doesn’t look convinced, and I don’t blame her. But she straightens the backpack on her shoulders, puts her chin up, and puts on a brave face.

Which, of course, only makes me admire her more.

And I wasn’t lying either when I said the hike wasn’t hard. The first quarter is up an old logging road with a fuckton of switchbacks, then the road peters out into a path through a bog, and then the path ends, and you have to just guess your way. The sky opens as the pine trees start to become sparse, and we’re surrounded by rocks and moss and low cloudberry and blueberry bushes that will gleam golden under sunlight. At night everything is dark and haunting.

Aside from a soaking foot rom stepping in the boggy ground, everyone handles the hike with relative ease, even as Ella huffs and puffs.

“I’m so not in shape,” she whines as she hikes ahead of me.

“Well, you certainly look it. Do you want to take a breather? Need some water? A beer? Viktor’s already drinking a beer.”

“Skal,” comes Viktor’s voice in the dark.

“I’m fine,” she says and keeps walking.

The last part of the climb is the steepest, and of course, the higher we go, the colder it gets. As far as I can tell though there’s been no recent snowfall. It’s mid-October and anything goes at this time of year.

Luckily, we’re over the bare face of rock and back into the treeline again where it’s easy to grab tree trunks to keep ourselves on the path.

Then the cabin rises out of the forest like a ghost.

“This is it,” I tell Ella as we all stop in front of it, catching our breath. “What do you think?”

“I like it,” she says after a moment. “I guess I was expecting something more…”

“Royal? No. This is barely maintained, barely used, and barely functioning, and that’s just the way we like it.”

Originally the cabin was built by my mother’s grandfather way back when, and it wasn’t until she became queen that it came into the royal family’s hands. It really is small, as is the custom for these types of places in the mountains. There’s a little shelter to the side where firewood is stacked, as well as skis and snow boots.

Inside there’s a fireplace, a tiny couch and chairs which have been the setting for many drinking games, a tinier kitchen, a bedroom and a loft upstairs, to which you have to take a long ladder. Family heirlooms and old knickknacks clutter up the rest of the space. The cabin is like a time warp to the 1940s.

It’s cold as balls though, so we all rush about trying to get things heated up. Viktor starts bringing in the wood while Einar starts lighting all the candles.

“Where do I sleep?” Ella asks fretfully.

“Anywhere you want,” I tell her.

Though, god, I’d so rather sleep with you than Viktor. Or Einar.

And those are my choices. I hope I’m conveying that with my eyes.

I must be, because she looks up the ladder. “There’s a bed up there?”

“All yours if you want it.”

She scrunches up her nose. “I’ll have to pee in the night. That ladder will be the death of me. Where is the bathroom anyway?” She pokes her head around the corner into the kitchen as if she expects to see a toilet.

I jab my thumb to the door. “There’s an outhouse.”

A look of pure horror comes across her face.

“If it’s fit for a prince, it’s fit for a princess,” I tell her.

“I’d rather go pee on a reindeer,” she says.

I laugh. God, I could fucking kiss her right now. Why the hell did I agree to share my time with her with Viktor and Einar?

That sharp lance of fear that I’ve been trying not to feel over the last few days comes in and comes deadly.

We really don’t have much time.

“Are you okay?” she asks softly, frowning as she looks me over.

I shake my head. “Yeah. Sorry. Just spaced out there.”

“I’m used to that,” she says and then gently touches my arm, as if to say she knows, as if to say she’s here.

Helvete.

I need something to drink.