"Babe, there're five days of every year that your ass better be next to me, that's your birthday, mine, valentines, thanksgiving and Xmas. After we have kids we'll add Mother and Father's day and the kids' birthdays to the list."
"And in this world of yours do I ever go back home ever?"
"In a few years when I no longer feel like killing douchetard and his bitch. I have an idea, why don't you tell your parents you don't want to come there because you're afraid the prick would pull another stunt? that ought to work."
"You want me to lie?"
"Babes if we go there can you guarantee he won't show up and start shit?"
She pondered that for a minute.
"See what I mean?"
"So let me get this straight, you want me to spend thanksgiving and Xmas with your family."
"Yep."
"My mom and dad are not going to be happy."
I would've given her my signature answer which is I don't give a fuck, but that seemed inappropriate when talking about her parents, so I went with the next best thing.
"The only people we need to worry about pleasing from now on is each other. I don't have anything against your family, but I'm thinking me and Stark being in the same zip code anytime soon is not a good thing. As to the whole holiday thing, that's just how it's been in my family for generations, the wife follows the husband home. Ask Bianca how she did it, I don't know, or talk to mom whatever, either way you're with me."
"Oh my goodness, do you plan on living our lives like this? You always calling the shots?"
"Problem?"
"Uh, yeah, you're being a dick-tator."
"Caught that one babe, no matter, we've just set the precedent for the next fifty years or so."
"You're bent you know that."
"If you say so, now are we finished? all this arguing made me horny, plus you owe me a show."
"What are you talking about now?" She was still frowning but at least she’d tabled the argument.
“Remember, something you and Stephanie watched or something? you were gonna show me."
She rolled her eyes as if to say 'yeah right'.
"After you just dropped this crap in my lap you expect me to give you head?" She turned red as a cherry.
"Babe...seriously, oh now you really have to show me; what the hell were you and Stephanie doing watching that shit anyway, who else was there?"
"No one Talon geez, she knows I don't know about...that, so she found me this tutorial, it's not like we were watching porn or anything, it was very tasteful." Cue the blush.
"Uh huh, Kevin know about this?"
"What, no, why?"
"Just checking, so you gonna show me or not?"
"Not." She smirked, smartass.
"Think again, then again you don't have to, I'll just eat you for the next couple hours."
Without waiting for an answer I pulled her in the direction of our bedroom, when she dug her heels in I tickled the shit out of her and then threw her over my shoulder.
She tried pummeling me but she was laughing too hard for there to be any real heat behind her blows.
Dropping her on the bed I fell on top of her, making sure not to hurt her. Looking into her amazing eyes I brushed back the stray locks that fell across her forehead. We shared a smile before a soft, gentle kiss.
"Seriously baby, I just want you to be happy, and there's no way you can convince me that sitting across the table from someone who caused you so much pain is going to do that. So I'm taking you home with me where I'm sure my mother and nonna will spoil you rotten. Okay?"
"Okay Talon.”