I’ve been in New York City for five minutes, and it’s already spitting on me.

Literally.

The moment I step out from the terminal into the taxi line, the heavy gray clouds that have been hanging ominously low over the city open up. The roof over the taxi stand isn’t worth a damn against the rain, which is being driven by a squally summer wind, and of course I’m not wearing a raincoat and I don’t have an umbrella.

The last thing I’m going to do is drag my oversized suitcase, stuffed with the clothes and books I couldn’t bear to leave behind in Colorado, onto a city bus.

All I want to do is get to my new apartment, but the city is not playing fair.

What a welcome.

I square my shoulders. The one positive in this situation is that my traveling outfit consists of a black tank top and yoga pants, far better than the thin, pale pink t-shirt a woman three places ahead of me in line is wearing. She doesn’t have a raincoat, either.

The line inches forward, and finally it’s my turn to get into one of the waiting taxis.

I yank on the handle of the back door to the cab, only to discover that–of course–it sticks, and I narrowly avoid falling backward into the man waiting behind me in line. With another jerk on the door handle, it finally releases and the door opens on squeaky hinges.

This has to be the most run-down cab in the entire city. A fine layer of grime seems to cover every available surface of the vehicle and it reeks of stale cigarettes. Country music blares from the front of the cab.

No problem, I reassure myself in my most upbeat mental voice. It’s only going to be half an hour.

I slide along the torn and patched back seat and wrestle my suitcase in beside me—there’s no way I’m going to deal with the trunk—and then I lean awkwardly over it to haul the door closed. The taxi driver leers at me in the rearview mirror.

Gritting my teeth, I give him a smile, my lips pressed together tightly.

“Where to, sweetheart?” he rasps, not turning to face me.

I had memorized the address of my new place—well, my friend Carolyn’s place—and I rattle it off to him, doing my best to sound as if it’s not my first time in New York City.

“Great,” says the driver in his raspy voice, as he steers the taxi away from the curb. “That’ll give us plenty of time to get to know one another.”

His voice makes my skin crawl, but I’ve been traveling all day. I’m only half an hour away from my new apartment. I’d give this creep a piece of my mind, but I don’t have it in me right now. Instead, I pull out my phone to scan through my social media accounts.

That doesn’t last long. It was terrible enough to find out that my fiancé, Derek, had been cheating on me for a year with my best friend. Former best friend. On top of that, now every time I open one of my social media apps, there’s another message from a well-meaning friend or rabid gossip hawk wanting to know what happened?!?!? You two always seemed so happy together.

I swallow the lump in my throat and open the Maps app, watching the small blue dot representing the cab hurtle down the expressway at fifteen over.

The driver swerves the taxi into the opposite lane. The jolt throws me into the door next to me, and seconds later the red Ford Explorer he cut off speeds up alongside us, the driver red in the face and shaking his fist at us. My heart pounds. What is wrong with this guy?

Now that we’re on I-495, there’s nowhere for me to get out.

The cabbie raises his middle finger at the driver of the Explorer and bursts forth a croaky guttural laugh. Then he glances back into the mirror to look at me.

“Enjoying the ride?”

“No,” I say flatly. I don’t necessarily want to antagonize this asshole, but with this kind of ride, there will be no tip. “Please slow down.”

The driver taps the brakes abruptly, then lets out another cackle. “Sure thing, sweetie. I’ll slow down, and we can talk.”

“I’m not in the mood to talk,” I say, reaching over to my suitcase and tightening my grip on the handle. The second—and I mean the very instant—we’re in Manhattan, I’m bailing.

Cars screech their brakes around us and drivers honk their horns furiously at our cab, which is crawling along at something like twenty miles per hour.

I’m about to open my mouth and demand that he drive like a normal person, when he speeds up again.

Yep. I’m in a cab driven by an insane person. Seriously, he must be crazy. I could die trying to get to my new apartment. Wouldn’t that be rich?

It’s like New York City doesn’t want me here.

“Where you from, doll?” he comments like nothing has happened, and my stomach turns over.

My cell phone rings. My realtor’s name flashes on the screen, and I’m seized by a wild hope. Maybe she found a buyer for my house already.

“Hello?” I answer, shouting over the loud country music still blaring from the cab’s radio.

“Ms. Campbell?” my realtor says. She’s a woman who always looks a little frazzled and right now she sounds that way, too. “Can you hear me?”

“I can hear you.” I hunch down in the seat and cup my hand over my mouth. “What’s going on?”

“Well—” she says, and I can practically hear her psyching up to give me bad news. “There’s been a problem with your plumbing.”

“The plumbing?” This is a new one. When I left my house, it was in perfect condition, ready to be sold. As quickly as possible.

“Yes. Unfortunately, some pipes have burst in the basement level, and there’s no way we can proceed with showings unless…”

I tip my head back against the filthy seat and close my eyes, letting her voice fade into the background. New York City doesn’t want me, and Colorado won’t pull its claws out of my flesh.

“Thanks, Sherrie,” I say when her voice finally peters out. “I’ll get in touch with someone local to make the repairs right away.” As soon as I’ve survived this death trap of a cab ride.

The driver makes a sharp turn, cutting across another lane of traffic. I end the call.

“So,” he calls back over the music, licking his lips, “you need help with some plumbing? I’m available right now, hot stuff.”

He winks. Winks.

Gross. I’m done.

“Stop the cab,” I yell over the music, my voice cold and angry.

He bursts out laughing. “Sweetie, don’t take it so personally. We’re kidding around. We’re having a good time.”

“Stop the cab!” I shout, louder this time. “Right now, or I’m calling 9-1-1.” I hold up my phone so he can see it in the rearview mirror, my finger poised on the button.

The leering smile leaves his face as his mouth twists into a scowl.

“Fine, bitch,” he spits, then jerks on the wheel, cutting across a lane of traffic to reach the curb.

I’m out the door even as he begins to scream at me, incoherently, and the suitcase fights me too, sticking inside the door.

“Hey! Hey!” I finally make out some of the words. “You owe me! You owe me!”

“No way,” I shout back at him, putting all my weight into getting my suitcase out of the car. I manage to wrench it free before the psycho pulls away, practically foaming at the mouth. And—crap. I never got his cab number or even looked at his information.

Now I’m standing in the rain, still several blocks away from my new apartment, and I have a massive suitcase to haul with me.

But I’m still alive.

Things could be worse.

A car zooms by too close to the curb, splashing me with another layer of dirty rainwater.

Could be worse.