“Y ou three are out of your minds .”

“We are not !”

Sally crossed her arms over her chest, distracting me from our argument. Her insane curves still made me stop and stare, even after two years of marriage .

“Trust me, doll. This is a bad idea .”

“Donnie! Focus !”

I tried to look innocent but I was practically salivating from looking at her. The way her luscious curves peeked out from the deep V of her shirt was so sexy it made my brain shut off. She drove me absolutely crazy, and she knew it .

Besides, with her so focused on recording her new album, I was feeling neglected .

Especially in the bedroom .

“Come here, sweet thing .”

She giggled as I pulled her softness against the hard planes of my body. I slid my hands up and down her back to cup her delectable ass. My wife really was almost too sexy for her own good .

She kissed me, but then she frowned, running her finger down the middle of my chest .

“This is serious, Donnie. We need your help .”

I moaned, my cock pulsing in my jeans. I was already hard and I really, really wanted to get some ‘us time’ in. More specifically, naked ‘ us time .’

My mom had the baby all afternoon and I wanted to make the bed bounce with my woman, dammit! I had to keep her focused on the fact that we were alone in the house for once, and not on her crazy plan. But I could see in her eyes that she was determined to help her friend .

I sighed, strategically deciding to change tactics .

“If I promise to help you, will you help me ?”

She nodded earnestly, her shiny blond waves bouncing .

“Of course. What do you need ?”

“Well, it’s in here …”

I led her into the bedroom and smiled, gesturing to the bed. She rolled her eyes at me. I jumped on the bed with my arms behind my head, giving her a suggestive look .

“What exactly are you doing, Donnie ?”

“You said you would help me with something .”

“I did. If you help me get Whiskey to the barbecue .”

“It’s a deal babe. I’ll get him there. Let’s do this .”

“Well, what did you have in mind ?”

“I really miss my wife .”

She giggled .

“I’m right here, silly .”

“I really miss my naked wife .”

“Oh, I see. What do you want? A striptease ?”

I nodded eagerly. Sweet Jesus, that sounded good. I doubted she would go for it though. She was still a little shy around me, even after all this time .

She said she was too ladylike to prance around naked. I said she was cruel to deny me the pleasure of her 24/7 nudity. It was a long-standing argument .

Still, I didn’t complain when she started wearing silky little slinky things to bed at night .

“Yes, please .”

“And if I take my clothes off for you, you promise to help us trick Whiskey and Becky into spending the night together ?”

“No fair, woman !”

She unbuttoned her shirt slowly, waiting for my answer. It took me less than a millisecond to cave .

“Oh lord, yes. Yes, I will .”

She shrugged coyly .

“Alright then, mister .”

Her blouse opened as she finished undoing the buttons. I stared open mouthed as her glorious tatas came into view .

Lord, the woman was absolute perfection. Gorgeous from her head down to her cute little toes. And even if she wasn’t physically flawless, she was sweet and kind and loving. Not to mention her incredible voice, which turned me into man goo every time I heard it .

Like, I said, she was perfect .

Perfect for me .

She unwrapped the long silk skirt she was wearing and let it slid to the floor. I looked down her long, curvy legs and saw she was still wearing her cute, little pink cowboy boots. I looked up again and realized she was wearing matching pink lace bra and panties .

My mouth went completely dry when I realized I could see her soft blond curls through the lace .

Which meant… I hadn’t made a fair trade .

She’d been planning to seduce me, not the other way around. Not that I was going to complain. This was a very good thing no matter how you cut it .

“Come here, you sneaky woman .”

She giggled as I grabbed her and plopped her on the bed. I climbed between those sexy legs of hers and looked down on her almost naked body .

“You tricked me .”

“A deal’s a deal .”

I smiled, lowering my lips to hers .

“Yes, it is .”