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Bad Santa (Santa Land Book 1) by Kacey Hamford (7)

Eve

December 10th


Hi, Mum.” I called out as I walked into my childhood home. It was freezing and frosty today. I wiped my feet on the doormat before going in search of her.

“In the kitchen, honey,” she called back. I unbuttoned my red coat and hung it up on the banister before heading to my left and into the kitchen.

“Mmmm, it smells nice in here.”

“I’m making gingerbread men. Want to help me?”

“Sure.” I ducked my head as thoughts of gingerbread and a sexy man came into my thoughts. I had to squeeze my legs together to stop the throbbing that had now started at my clit. This was going to be a long day waiting to see Cupid tonight.

“These ones have already cooled down. Do you want to do the icing?”

“Yeah.”

“Are you ok, honey? You seem quiet.”

“I’m ok, Mum. Did you know Marcus went out on a date?” I had to say something to stop her asking me questions. I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t have been impressed to find out that I work part time as a stripper, that I have just about fallen in love with a guy whose name I don’t know and he dresses like Santa Claus.

“Really?” she beamed. “Tell me more.”

“All I really know is her name is Melody and he met her at the gym.”

“Oh, how exciting. I wonder if we will have one more person over for Christmas day lunch.”

“Mum, don’t go getting ahead of yourself. I’m sure she will be spending time with her family over Christmas.”

“Hi, pumpkin.” Dad called out as he came into the room. He kissed me on the top of the head before stealing one of the biscuits that I had just decorated.

“Honey, did you know that Marcus had a date?”

“A date to what?” Dad mumbled.

“He went out on a date, Dad. A couple days ago.” I informed him.

“Grandbabies.” Mum gushed.

“What’s this about grandbabies?” Marcus asked as he rounded the corner. “Someone knock you up, sis?”

“Not me.” I smirked at him. He looked at me confused.

“Marcus, honey. When are you going to bring your girlfriend over to meet us?”

“Mum, I don’t have a girlfriend.” He stated as he stole a biscuit from the plate.

“Yes, Evelyn…”

“Eve,” I cut her off.

“Your sister said you went out on a date with Melody. Is that right honey?” She asked looking at me. I nodded my head.

“How did you know about that?” He asked looking at me.

“Connor told me. We bumped into him a couple of nights ago.”

“Ah yes, the night when you were pissed out of your head. Could hardly walk and was all over every guy in sight.”

“Evelyn!” Mum said my name harshly like she was telling me off.

“That’s not how it was, Mum. He’s exaggerating what Connor told him.”

“I was there.” My head snapped up to his.

“What?” My eyes bulged out of my head. Ruby had left that piece of information out.

“I took Melody there after our date,” he stated.

“I wasn’t that drunk.” I said as I waved my hand in the air at him.

“Anyway, son. When are we going to meet this girl of yours?” Dad asked.

“We’re not officially a couple yet. I’m taking her out again tomorrow night. Maybe after Christmas I’ll bring her round.”

“After Christmas?” Mum sounded deflated. “Wouldn’t she like to join us for Christmas dinner?”

“She has a big family, Mum. She’ll be busy with all of them.”

“Oh.” Her head dropped. I remember mum telling me that she had always dreamt of having a large family, she wanted more kids after I was born but there were complications with my birth, and she ended up having to have a C section and a hysterectomy.

“It’s ok, Mum. We will be here and maybe by next Christmas there will be a baby for you to spoil.” My brothers eyes bulged out of his face in fear.

“Let’s not get carried away, I’ve only just met her.”

“There are two children in this household. I don’t want to wait too long until I have a family. I hate that I’m going to be thirty in ten days.” I pouted my lips and they all laughed at me.

Candy

We’re all doing this individually tonight. They have a stripper pole for us.” Angel said as she stood behind me as I was adding some more lipstick to my thin lips..

“That’s cool. What’s the lineup?”

“I’m first, you’re second, Ginger is third, Star is fourth and Holly is last.”

“Well, go get em girly.”

I watched as Angel made her way to the stage. She stood with her back to the pole as she was facing out, the song ‘Dirty’ by Christina Aguilera came on and she immediately dropped to the ground with her back still against the pole as she spread her legs and popped her butt out. She body rolled as she climbed back to her feet and walked around the pole slowly but sensually. That’s when her body really started to move. Her hips were grinding, she was flicking her hair and she used the pole to wind the guys up. She was HOT.

“Candy get ready to head out there.” The boss in the Santa suit yelled.

“I’m ready.” Watching Angel dance had turned me on and I wanted to get out there, strut my stuff and hope that Cupid was there waiting for me afterwards.

The lights dimmed and Angel and I high fived as she passed me.

“You sexy bitch.” She laughed and shooed me onto the stage. I stood with my back to the audience and facing the pole.

The Pussy Cat Dolls ‘Buttons’ started playing and the first move I made was to stretch my left leg out to the side as I dipped to the floor. I rolled my hips as I stood back up. Once I was stood up straight I turned around and stretched my hands up above me, clasping my hands together as I rolled my hips from side to side and went lower and lower. Once I was crouched near the floor I fell onto my knees making sure the pole was between my legs and flicked my hair over and over again in large circles. I twisted onto my back and wrapped my legs around the pole before thrusting up into it. The noise coming from the guys was immense, it spurred me on and made me feel sexier knowing they liked what they saw. I used the pole to pull myself up before just using my hands to swing around it. I did a few more moves where my hips rocked as I unbuttoned my dress showing off my nude corset and panties. This was as far as I planned on going tonight. I wanted to save my body for one person in particular and he was currently sitting at the bar with a beer in his hand. I strutted towards the edge of the stage making myself look as sexy as possible as I used my arms to pose. I swished my way into the crowd and over to the bar. Cupid raised his eyebrows as I got closer to him. I spread his legs and stood in between them before swaying my hips from side to side as I lowered down onto my feet. I popped my butt out several times before rolling back to standing. As I turned around Cupid grabbed my hips and pushed his hardness into my back.

“Meet me in the room of your choice in five. Which will it be?”

“Gingerbread.” I winked at him and hurried back to the stage before my song ended. I finished by standing with my back to the pole, arms stretched up high above me and wound my hands around the pole and held on as I lifted my feet off the floor and stretched my legs wide for all to see. As the lights dimmed I grabbed my dress and shot off backstage. I looked around for Angel but couldn’t find her.

“Anyone seen Angel?” I asked the rest of the girls.

“She went to the Santa playroom.” Star explained.

“Thanks.” I decided I wasn’t going to bother redressing. I re applied my lipstick and sprayed on some perfume before I headed in the direction of the gingerbread room. The door already had the occupied sign on it so I was patient and knocked. The door flung open and large hands dragged me inside. We were connected together within seconds and Cupid’s hands began working on the ties at the back of my corset. As soon as it loosened I stepped back and let it fall to the floor. Cupid was already nearly naked, he was standing in only a pair of tight red boxers and I wanted to get my hands and lips on him. I fell onto my knees in front of him and began yanking at his boxers until they fell to his ankles, he rose one foot after the other to get rid of them and I didn’t waste anytime, I had him in my mouth as far as I could get him.

“Sweetheart, I haven’t seen you in two days.” He groaned as I cupped his balls and started massaging them. “I”m not going to last.” I moved faster and made sure that I looked up at him. “Shit, I’m going to come.” He yelled as he pulled himself free from my mouth and aimed his cock at my chest, covering me in his salty seed.

He held his hand out to help me up and I accepted. As soon as I was in front of him I wiggled out of my panties.

“I’m going to take a quick shower while you recuperate.” I kissed his chest as I walked past. “Don’t come in as I’m taking my mask off.”

“I’ll be here waiting for you, sweetheart.”