Chapter 6
Jayden
“You have to help me.” I plead.
Savvy taps her chin as if in deep thought. I know she’s not, she’s just messing with me. Does she realize how hard it was for me to approach her for this? To ask her for advice?
“Okay, so you’re telling me that you need advice on dating Georgie. Once again let me repeat, Jayden Carlisle Cage, is asking me advice on relationships. The same man who said it would be a disservice to women everywhere taking your… what did you call it? Magical Pussy Punisher off the market. What happened to the buffet buddy?”
I slam my forehead on the bar top. “Yes. And are you gonna use everything I’ve ever said against me woman?” I groan.
“Okay that’s all I needed to hear. And yes, everything you say will be used against you… always. What’s the plan so far?”
“Come and talk to you.” I give her my most dazzling smile.
She looks skeptical. “Okay we can do this. When’s your date? It’s Monday now so I’m assuming it’s this weekend?”
“It’s tonight.”
Savvy’s eyes bulge at my answer.
“I couldn’t risk her changing her mind. One date, I have one date to get her to give me a chance. It can’t be that hard. If Zander bagged you and Josh managed to get a hottie like Ash, this should be a piece of cake. I have charm coming out my ass.”
“Zander didn’t bag me you moron.” She sighs. “Okay, so here’s the plan.”
She spends the next fifteen minutes explaining a foolproof plan to get my lady swooning. I’ve never dated someone before. Well, let me clarify. I’ve never dated someone where the end game wasn’t bumping uglies or we weren’t in elementary school.
“Got it?”
“Yes, ma’am. Thanks a lot for your help Savv. One last thing though. I can’t help but notice you didn’t mention sex in any form? So you’re telling me nothing tonight? I know sex is off the table… but nothing?”
“I thought it would be implied given her background, but that doesn’t mean it’s off the table. You need to follow her lead, do what she’s comfortable with. Got it?”
“Got it.”
She smiles brightly at me before excusing herself to the bathroom. I’m shocked as all hell that she made it through this conversation without peeing her pants. Girls bladder is nonexistent these days.
I throw some money on the bar to pay for my drink and head outside towards the gym. Looking at my watch I know that Josh and Zander are training right now. I could go for a good gym session to release some of this pent up energy.
I haven’t been with a woman in over a month and my dick is feeling the effects. Knowing what I do about Georgie, sexy time is still far off, even with what Savvy just said. She needs to be able to trust me enough not to fuck up after I take her V-card. I refuse to be another fucked up aspect of her life.
This fucking boner can hit the road though. Not that I don’t normally get them, I get them aplenty. But I can usually do something about it. Lately it’s just me and the ol’ righty.
As I walk through the door I see Z and Josh sparring in the ring.
“Excuse me ladies, may I cut in?” I yell across the gym.
“You sure you can handle sparring with the big boys? Or are you gonna call mom like a pussy again?” Z replies while circling Josh.
“You get bruised once and you don’t ever let a man live it down. Mom explained the situation asshole, she knows.”
“Suit up bro, I’ll take you on.” Josh yells.
I make my way to the locker room and within five minutes I’m changed and raring to go a few rounds with my twin. In the back of my mind I keep thinking about what’s hanging over my head. Fuck, how did I become an illegal underground fighter? The crazy thing is, I’d do it again in a heartbeat to protect Georgie.
Making my way out front I hear my brother’s ragging on each other.
“Let’s do this Josh, I hope you warned Ash you’ll be coming home a little banged up today. Hopefully you’ll be able to get it up later.” I bounce around the ring and take on a defensive stance.
“Don’t you worry about me or my dick Jay. Worry about calling mom when we’re done because I’m going to fuck you up pretty boy.”
I drop my arms and look pointedly at my brother. “Don’t be angry I got all the good genes Josh. We all can’t be devastatingly handsome with a big womb broom. Sorry boys, that trait is mine and mine alone. But look on the bright side, your girls see what’s deep down inside of you. They love your personalities.”
“Shut the fuck up man. Let’s do this.” Josh starts circling me.
Twenty minutes later we’re both panting and there is no clear winner. At least this is boosting my ego for my fight. If I can hang with Josh in the ring I’m feeling pretty good about myself.
“Good job man. Do I need to speed dial mom for you?” Z asks me.
“Fuck you.” I grit out.
“You guys up for grabbing a beer after this? If I have to look at one more color swatch or tell Ash I care just as much about flowers as she does, I’m going to lose it. Z, you got it right with surprising Savvy with a wedding. It cuts out all this middle bullshit.” Josh whines.
“No can do J baby. I have a date tonight.”
“Shut the fuck up. Jayden Cage has a date… with an actual woman?” Josh asks.
“What the fuck ever. Last I checked Georgie counted as a real woman, asshole.”
“Jay, why couldn’t you pick someone else? Possibly someone not related to Ash. When this goes bad, me and my balls will feel it.” Josh shakes his head.
“As if I’d do anything to hurt your balls. Don’t forget we’re twins, I get sympathy pain. And ah… no worries. I don’t plan on hurting her.” I look down as a blush heats my skin. Fuck! Jayden Cage doesn’t blush.
“She’s different, I can see the way he looks at her. Josh, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised that our boy here has grown up. What’d I tell you man, when you meet the right person you just know. Kablam!” He fakes an explosion with his hands.
“Yeah, yeah, boom and all that sappy shit. If you don’t mind, I’m going to excuse myself so I have some time to properly shower at home.” I grab my towel, wipe down my face and head out of the ring.
“What the hells a proper shower?” Zander asks Jay.
“A shower where I can make sure my balls are so fresh and so clean, clean.” I laugh.
I said it would be a while before she was ready to sex it up. However, I’m hoping for some over the pants action. A little fondle and caress situation. The night is our oyster and my lady will be swooning so hard she won’t know what hit her.