Me and the human fucking; now that was a nice wake-up surprise. I never thought she was the adventurous type of girl, pounding at the top of a building, but she certainly felt good. Well, I was almost ready for a second round just watching her in that messy underwear, but she didn’t seem like it.

What’s with me and those long naps? Last time I woke up I was back at that planet—what was it called? Oh yeah, Earth—fighting that disgusting human that tried to eat her and now we’re fucking at the top of a huge city. Something smells fishy here.

I looked around me, and I saw an endless sea of buildings, and I figured out something. I was really bored.

“Hey you, human. Where are we?”

She tried to cover her lady parts and her boobs, but she was not doing a good job.

Come on! We just fucked right? Why is she so shy? I’m standing here totally naked, and I don’t try to hide anything.

Hastily, she put on her shirt and her pants and then proceeded to answer my question. She was blushing and trying to avert her glare from me, only to find herself always ending up checking my equipment. That somehow turned me on.

“This is...eh...we’re in planet Yaerus, in the world capital Mosa, the greatest human city that was ever created. You know...maybe it would better if you put on some clothes or something?”

“I don’t remember you being so prude earlier. Well, if that’s too big of a problem for you, then I’ll abide by your requests for now.”

When I took a move towards her, she seemed scared. This female human was way too strange. It was like she hadn’t seen me before. I picked up my clothes and quickly got dressed. I had lost my mood for getting laid, so I was right about ready to get back to my spaceship when I sensed something strange coming from the pocket of my uniform.

I put my hand inside and pulled out a scorching hot thingy that was flashing brightly. I tried to shield my eyes in order not to get blind from the strong light, but it was too late.

When I opened my eyes, the female human—I think her name was something starting with E, but I was not sure it’ll come to me soon—was nowhere to be found. I was still up in a high place only that now everything around me was different, it was not the same city as before. It was an older place, with metal and glass buildings anchored on the Earth, spreading all the way to the sky.

The skyscrapers seemed dull and motionless, nothing like the buildings of the other city, Mosa. The scenery in this place was barren, empty, no people anywhere, not even wind blowing around us. This felt more like a dream than actual reality.

I turned around and tried to find something to lead me to the right way, but there was nothing.

I spoke too soon.

I picked up something moving up in the sky, a radiant light coming straight from the stars above my head. The light got bigger and bigger until it was covering the whole sky. I didn’t understand what was going on, or where this thing came from, but I was suddenly afraid.

Me, the great warrior Jasih, I’m shaking like a leaf falling from the tree.

I tried to run but I couldn’t. I wanted to scream, to get away, but I knew that it was futile. I was going to die alone amidst a dream.

That was when a girl appeared at the edge of the roof. I rushed to her side until I was standing up there with her.

Jump.

I heard a voice echoing in my mind, but I was not sure it was mine.

Jump.

My eyes fell to the ground below, and how far away it seemed.

Isn’t it weird that no matter how far away you’re from the ground, it always seems like it’s just a leap away?

Jump.

The third time I heard the word. I was sure. It was her voice. However, for some reason, her words had also become mine.

I have to jump.

My foot was hanging in mid-air. Everything happened too fast that they ended up feeling slow.

“Jay!!! No!” Eladia screamed at me, but it was too late. I had already taken the last step forward.

But I’m not a common Esuh. I’m Jasih the Dark, one of the First Kind.

My instincts took over and my body jolted from inertia to overdrive in a moment. I kicked the ledge of the roof, pushing my body to turn around. My upper body was still close to the edge, but my lower body was too far now. I spread my arms and managed to catch the ledge, only for the momentum of my lower body hitting the wall to make me lose my balance again.

I was in mid-air, stretching for something to grasp when the female human suddenly appeared and caught my hand. She wasn’t strong enough to hold me, but her hand was more than enough to help. I swung my body forward to touch the outer wall of the building with my feet. In the meantime, Eladia lost her balance and leaped above me, screaming.

In an impossible trick, I grabbed her arm and pushed her upwards. I used the tips of my fingers to get a handle of the ledge and also pushed myself up.

We were now safe and sound, both panting on the floor.

“That was one of the craziest things I’ve ever done,” I said and collapsed on the floor.

There was something bothering me, something is stuck on my back, something like a small, hot, metal cube. I reached and removed it.

This day couldn’t get any crazier than it already was.