That's right. His dick was 3 inches!!!

And no, he was not a grower. He wasn't even a shower. 

I mean, I must have jerked it a few times and it got hard. Like it was sticking out like a pinky. I thought about putting it in my mouth too, but worried that I might accidentally lose it. I mean does it count as deep throating if you take the whole cock but the whole cock is 3 inches? 

So....what's a girl to do? In the words of Isobel who replied back to me, I had just gotten dressed up to get jiggy and it turned out there wasn't much there to get jiggy with. 

Right, so I asked the guy. 

"UIhmm, can you get it bigger?"

Which is prolly not the best question to ask a guy when he's moaning to you, "Oh yeah baby I'm gonna pound you with my cock."

So his eyes go wide open and I'm like, "Is it hard?" which I figure is tons worse to say than "Is it in?"

The guy totally starts to stammer and stutter. 

Now here's the crazy part. During the day, this guy is like alpha male big dog. He's like a Director at Credit Suisse which is a big Wall Street bank. He tries to act like all that. Yeah, I just basically cut his ego down with 3 words. 

Literally ladies, you ever wanna exact vengeance on your guy use those three words if you want. But its the nuclear option, because they will never recover unless you help them. 

So I helped him. I was like, "Well, lets get me off first, since you won't get me off with just fucking. And then, I dunno, I guess I could take two fingers and jerk you off."

Somehow he agreed to that. So he starts going down on. And guess what I start to do? I go on Facebook! So there I am, checking Facebook on my phone, my legs spread wide and this guy licking my pussy and I actually posted a few things in Dirty Lil' Angels. See if you can't guess what they are.

I had a PM convo on Facebook too with some Naughty Angels. And they said something that made me laugh. 

And the guy looks up, and he's like "Are you still there?" 

And I realized that this was going nowhere. So the guy started getting dressed as I just sat there ignoring him, on my phone. The worst part for him?

There's so much man candy in Dirty Lil' Angels that I started looking at it and it got me wet. So I mean, I was already kinda naked, so I started touching myself. 

Entirely forgetting that the guy was still getting dressed. 

So he looked at me as if I was like the Queen Bitch, entirely destroying his confidence. 

You wanna know what I say?

To him, I say grow a pair of fucking balls - maybe your dick will grow bigger. And welcome to what being a woman was like for so long. I'm going to destroy men if they don't please me and I'm going to fucking enjoy it. 

I'm going to try and email you tomorrow but def Saturday because that reminds me of a story I have to tell you when I went to Bali and hired myself a guy to be my slave for the whole time I was there (including sex). One of the best experiences. But that's for next time. 

Oh, if you're new to the NL - welcome. Wanna catch up on the story as it's been going on? Then hop into Dirty Lil' Angels and right now we're giving away a free book!

Love and kisses and lots of hugs!

Alexis