He’s talking about his dick. Again.
What can I say? I’m not even a little bit surprised.
“What is it?” I ask, tattoo machine in my hand. I’m going over the shadowing of a fluffy white rabbit tattoo on my client’s arm, but already he’s screwing up my concentration.
“I want a Prince Albert.”
I lift the compact needle off her skin, watch as her reddened flesh depresses slowly. I don’t bother looking up at him. I know the expression he’s got on his face without needing to see it. A cocky smirk, as though he thinks he’s so funny, so clever.
He’s already got me completely annoyed.
A Prince Albert? Is he serious? He can’t just come to my place of work and mess with me like this. But it’s not the first time he’s done it, and I’m certain it won’t be the last.
I push my lips together. My temper frays. “Please don’t disturb me while I’m working.”
But he doesn’t move. He just stands by the leather-bound reclined chair my client is sat in. He shouldn’t even be in the back room where we administer the tattoos. But things like regulations, closed doorways, heck, even mere manners don’t stop him.
At the bottom of my vision I can see his lower legs up to his knees. He’s wearing jeans, but I see straight through the dark denim.
Tribal-inspired lines coil around his shins and calves. On his left knee he’s got a ram’s head with huge, gnarled horns, and on his right knee he’s got an owl with ram’s horns. The two look scary, unreal in a monster-in-the-dark kind of way. The first time I saw them, I was extremely impressed by the artistry. The eyes on each beast look straight into you, no matter which angle you look at them from.
Of course, I should know about all his tattoos. I’m his new favorite tattoo artist, apparently.
“Sorry,” I mouth to the girl in the chair, scrunching up my face with an apologetic look. This is unprofessional, and she, the client, shouldn’t have to deal with Pierce’s uncontrollable and childish impulses.
She says no problem with her eyes, and then offers me a quick but confused smile. I’m not sure if she knows what a Prince Albert is.
“Can you do it?” Pierce asks me. In his baritone voice I can hear just a hint of playfulness. He’s definitely trying to rile me up, trying to get under my skin. And if there’s one thing he’s good at, it’s being a splinter.
With deliberate slowness I pull my eyes up his body. I don’t see his clothing or his skin, but instead see his tattoos. I know them all because I’ve worked on them all.
I filled in the trawling tentacles of the jellyfish on his leg, redid the outline of the coiled serpent-slash-dragon on his chest and stomach. I darkened some of the fading ink on the snarling, salivating white wolf he has on his right shoulder. I added a line to the tally he keeps on his wrist – his fighting wins – and I did the fifth numeral on his fifth knuckle. I have no idea what the numerals mean.
“No,” I say, finally meeting his eyes with as stony a stare as I can muster. He doesn’t blink, doesn’t shift his focus, doesn’t grow uncomfortable in the slightest. He looks right at me with a sparkle of amusement. I hate that he always seems at ease, confident, unburdened by awkwardness, embarrassment, or shame. I hate that he still messes with me.
Truth be told, we’ve been through too much together. I thought he had grown up.
“I can’t, and I won’t. Please leave,” I tell him curtly. The last thing I want to do is make a scene in front of this client. His eyes seem to flash, grow hot not with anger but with... competitiveness. It’s the only way to describe it. He thinks everything is a competition. He thinks every situation has winners and losers, and God forbid he ever lose.
Pierce’s eyes are this shade of light grey that always surprise me. Looking into his eyes is like looking into a shaken-up snow globe. They almost seem to glow. Sometimes, his eyes remind me of a wolf’s in the night. They have a shine to them, something intense.
“You sure?” he asks. His thumb slides beneath the waist of his jeans, and he adjusts it, showing a flash of trimmed pubic buzz.
I roll my eyes. “One-hundred percent.”
“You don’t want to… pierce my dick?” He’s in full-on smug mode now, and he has an eyebrow raised as though he just made the witticism of the century.
“I’m not trained,” I tell him in a matter-of-fact manner. I do my best to sound bored. “I’m sure you can appreciate the… dangers involved if I were to attempt to give you a Prince Albert.”
His lips curl to the side, a little off-center within his granite jaw. “Amen to that! Don’t want to damage my junk, do you?” He pauses for a moment. “Go get training, then.”
I wear my annoyance freely on my face. “Go get training?”
“Yeah.”
“Just go away, Pierce. I don’t want to see your dick.”
His full, endlessly kissable lips pull farther to the side in what I can only describe as the most smug and conceited smirk ever. He’s so full of himself. Why have I gotten myself into this mess? He’s a walking whirlwind of trouble… it seems to seek him out.
“You know,” he says, voice dripping with sarcasm. “That’s not what you said last ni—”
“No!” I bark, glancing quickly toward my client. I pinch the bridge of my nose, and lower my voice, steady it. My client is stewing in the awkwardness. “We don’t do piercings here.”
“You could do this Pierce.”
He grins, I glare.
“I only trust you to do it,” he says. “Besides, you and I both know you wouldn’t mind getting your fingers wrapped ’round my junk again.”
I groan and look away. Why does he insist on calling it his junk? It’s disgusting.
“No, okay? I can refer you to someone who is qualified, though.”
“I don’t want anybody else touching my cock, Penny. Just you. You know it’s all yours.”
The girl on the chair clears her throat. “Maybe I’d better go into the waiting room.”
I nod at her. “Sorry, Maya. This will only take a minute.”
“Take your time, honey,” she says, and she gets up. She looks Pierce up and down. He licks his lips and flashes his eyes at her, and I’m certain I see her knees wobble.
I feel it in my chest: The white-hot burn of unwanted jealousy.
Even worse? He sees it in my eyes.
“Oh, don’t worry, Pen, she’s not my type. You are.”
“Please go away.”
“Come on, sis,” he whispers conspiratorially.
“Don’t call me that. It’s Penny. And I’m not your sister.”
“Stepsister.”
“No! Not yet I’m not.”
Pierce grins. “I read up about it on the internet, the cock piercing, I mean. They say there can be complications, but that it’s unlikely.”
“There can,” I tell him. I’m leaning back on my stool now, and clasping my hands in front of me, elbows on my knees, hoping I look as irritated as I feel. “But it’s unlikely as long as you take good care of it.”
“What happens if I don’t?”
“Infection is most likely, but a relatively low risk. Urine cleans the cut somewhat.”
“How big is the risk?” he asks. His face grows serious. I can’t tell if he’s still messing around or not. Sometimes he’s so hard to read.
“What do you think, idiot? You’re sticking a ten-gauge metal ring through the skin on the base of your penis, and passing it into your urethra. It’s not exactly something the body is used to, so of course there’s a risk.”
“Ah.”
I narrow my eyes at him. “With as much as you like to talk about and use your prick, are you sure it’s one you’re willing to take?”
“That’s why I want you to do it. I trust you. I know you and Tina run a clean shop.” He grins. “Also, you know how to handle my ju—”
“This is Tina’s shop, not mine.” I focus on my vials of ink instead of him. “And she doesn’t do piercings here.”
“What’s the difference? Your shop, her shop… why not branch out? Attract a new clientele.”
Now my patience has officially been torn to tatters. “What is this really about, huh? Do you really want a Prince Albert, or are you just trying to find some new way to annoy me? Especially after everything that happened? You’re going to do this to me now?”
I’m huffing, really on the verge of just losing it, but he just laughs it off. It’s insanely infuriating. He flops down into the reclined chair, let’s out a sigh, and puts his arms up, gripping onto the top edge. It creaks beneath his weight.
His tight t-shirt strains against his body. He’s a heavy guy; all muscle, whipcord tight. He said he was close to two-hundred pounds at six-two.
“You can’t just come into my place of work and harass me like this, Pierce. I thought we moved past this immature posturing.”
“Hey,” he says, feigning innocence. “I’m a client.”
“You’re not booked for today.”
“I want an unscheduled consultation.”
“On dick piercings?” I cry, slapping my thighs with frustration. “You’re really annoying the shit out of me, and Tina is going to be back from lunch at any moment. You’re going to get me in trouble!”
Pierce levels his eyes at me, except now they’ve gone hard. “You left this morning without saying bye. You were cold and distant all night last night.”
“And this is how you address that, is it?” I ask, scowling at him. I throw the tattoo machine down onto my equipment tray, and fold my arms across my chest. “You said we’d talk about it last night. You said we’d talk about what happened. Don’t you think we need to talk about it?”
He raises his eyebrows, challenging me. “It takes two to fuck, which is all you seemed to want to do.”
I feel my temperature rising. “I told you not to do that fight. I told you that you were getting mixed up with the wrong people. It was too close!”
Unbelievably, he just shrugs. He’s silently saying whatever.
“It would be nice if you took responsibility for once.”
“Responsibility?” he asks, eyes narrowing. “You know why I had to do that fight!”
“Right, of course. How could I forget? Look at you! You’re all fucked up.” I point at the eight stitches in the cut above his eye. I then look down at his foot. “They fucking shot you in the foot, Pierce. What the hell are you even doing walking around?”
“I’m fine.”
“Oh? Didn’t the doctor tell you to stay off your foot?”
“Fuck the doctors.”
“What about your fractured rib? All the bruises on your body? The black one on your thigh?”
“It’s not like you were worried about that last night.” He licks his lips. “While you were screaming my name… scratching my back.”
The image of his hot, sweaty body pressed up against mine, his hips thrusting into me, flashes through my mind. I scowl at him.
“You’re losing me, Pierce. I’m telling you, I’ve had it up to here. I’m ready to walk away.”
“No you’re not,” he says, and he gets up off the chair. It creaks and cracks again. He’s comes to me, closes the distance fast in just two hard strides.
I put my hands out, but he moves them aside, turns me around, and wraps me up from behind. He buries his nose into my neck and inhales.
“God, you smell sexy.”
I feel a pang of self-consciousness. The last time I showered was yesterday morning, and we got very sweaty the night before. If only I hadn’t overslept!
“Pierce…”
“Pen,” he says, and I don’t fail to notice his right hand sidling ever lower over my belly.
“Pierce,” I hiss. “Not here, not now!”
He takes my earlobe into his mouth, gives it a nibble. Goosebumps explode all over my body, and still his hand is creeping ever lower.
“Why not?” he asks. “There’s construction on the road. Traffic is bad. Tina won’t be back for a while.”
“Tina walks,” I say, my voice barely a whisper. “And she’ll fire me if she catches us. This is unhygienic.”
“Well, you can be pretty dirty.” Before I can reply, he lowers his voice, and says: “I need to taste you.”
“Pierce.”
“Right now. I’m going to make you come.”