Chapter One
Archer
@archerdev1- My brother should pay me for all the autographs I give out for him. #hazardsofbeingatwin #hesthepopstar #imnotintheband
Archer Devlin
Heading out to spend some quality time with my brother along with thousands of his screaming fans. Wish me luck.
Ella Marsh I’ll be there, too! Can’t wait to see the Playlisters live!
Sierra Grant No way! Ross Devlin is your brother?
Chris Simmons Seriously, Sierra? You never figured that out? They’re identical twins…and have the same last name. SMH.
Tiffany Engle Boo! Wish I could be there. Tell him hi from me!
Brody “Mac” MacMillan Sell out.
Archer Devlin You’re just jealous.
Brody “Mac” MacMillan Yep. Because boy bands are my thing.
Archer Devlin I know. I remember an album you listened to in junior high that proves it.
Brody “Mac” MacMillan We agreed never to talk about that.
Archer Devlin I never agreed to that.
John Cruise Mac and Archer sound like an old married couple.
Archer Devlin Ahh, don’t feel left out. We have room for one more, John.
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Ross: Where are you?
Me: Home.
Ross: Dude, get off your phone and get down to the theatre.
Me: How can I when you’re texting me?
Ross: I’m serious. Mom and Dad are driving me nuts.
Me: They’re excited to have their prodigal son back.
Ross: I’m not a prodigal, I’m a popstar.
Me: Same thing.
Ross: Are you on your way?
Me: Chill. I’m busy. I’ll be there when I can.
Ross: You’re on social media.
Me: I’m not the lead singer of the biggest boy band in the country. Social media’s all I have. Don’t take this from me.
Ross: Bitchy baby.
Me: That’s not all. I had to sign autographs for you today.
Ross: I have no idea how anyone could mix us up.
Me: Yeah, ’cause I’m better looking.
Ross: You should be a comedian.
Me: Can I open at your shows?
Ross: No.
Me: Don’t be such a dick.
Ross: Why don’t you just tell people you’re not me?
Me: Usually I do, but today I had fun with it.
Ross: They were girls, then?
Me: Do you really think I’m that shallow? I’m not you.
Ross: I don’t ask for all the attention. They offer.
Me: I’ve noticed.
Ross: Have you left the house yet?
Me: Obviously not. I don’t text and drive.
Ross: Fine. I’ll stop texting. Hurry.
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Mac: I’m getting you back for that comment on Facebook.
Me: Ooh, I’m shaking in my boots.
Mac: First a boy band concert and now you’re wearing boots? You’re turning into a chick.
Me: You wish.
Mac: Trust me. I don’t.
Me: Liar.
Mac: What time are you leaving for the concert?
Me: I just got here.
Mac: I don’t envy you, man.
Me: Why not? Lots of hot girls will be here.
Mac: Yeah. For your brother.
Me: Good thing we look alike.
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Ross: Where are you, man?
Me: Looking for you.
Ross: We’re behind the stage.
Me: Be there in a minute.
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Mom: When you come to the concert, can you bring my camera? I left it at home on the kitchen counter.
Me: Too late. I’m already here.
Mom: Shoot. I was hoping to take pictures.
Me: You know you can use your phone, right?
Mom: Oh, yeah. I always forget.
Me: LOL
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Ross: Mom won’t let me go to sound check until she gets a picture of us. SMH.
Me: Haha!
Ross: Screw you.
Me: Smile pretty.
Ross: Suck it.
Me: Almost there.
Ross: Finally.