CHAPTER ONE
Evie
I clutched my books to my chest, walking down the hallway self-consciously. My girls are so huge, big Double Ds, that sometimes I’m embarrassed if I don’t cover them somehow. So often I hug my books to me tightly, like a shield against … what, I’m not sure.
Because I’m a curvy brunette with a couple extra pounds. Okay, you got me, it’s more than a couple extra pounds. I’m generously proportioned, with big boobs, wide, swaying hips, and an ass that you could serve a meal on. I can’t help it. Just last year, I’d been normal, even skinny, but overnight my new figure popped out and I’m still not used to the Jessica Rabbit proportions.
Take last week for example. I’d wandered down the hall past some meathead jocks, guys from the football team and usually it’s no big deal. I’m used to being an invisible girl and probably half the kids at school wouldn’t be able to pick me out from a crowd. Except it was different this time. As I skulked by, chin down, anonymous in jeans and a sweater, the guys began nudging each other, whispering before one finally spoke.
“Nice rack,” grunted Chip Wilsey. “Hubba hubba, baby girl.”
And I’d colored, picking up the pace so that I was practically speedwalking before rounding the corner and coming to a stop, taking a deep breath. It felt so strange. I could still feel the male eyes on my ass, my back, my thighs, my boobs, and I thought it’d be bad, but instead it just felt … different. Like tingly, shivery, shaky different. Kind of exciting if I was honest about it, it was nice to have guys appreciate my assets, especially after years where I was nothing but a shadow. So I flushed, bit my lip, and moved on, savoring the experience, storing the memory for long nights alone in my bed.
But even my new-found figure couldn’t get me a date for Homecoming. Oh no, I was going stag, there was no one waiting at the door with a corsage and a cheesy smile. So I’d resigned myself to getting ready with my friend Mindy as she waited for her boyfriend Homer to pick her up. Homer was okay. He and Mindy had been “dating” since fifth grade and he was a gamer type – his latest thing being Pokemon Go! which I thought was a little juvenile for high school, but I guess Mindy didn’t mind.
“Oh my god I’m so excited, Homer said he was going to get me a corsage!” she babbled. “I told him purple since my dress is purple.”
I laughed a little because Mindy was so ridiculous. It wasn’t just her dress that was purple. She had purple eyeshadow, purple shoes, and a purple necklace in addition to her purple dress, making her into the Incredible Purple Walking Girl if you asked me. But I bit down on my laugh and smiled encouragingly.
“You look great,” I said, “Homer’s going to love it.”
A little white lie never killed anyone, and Mindy just ate it up.
“I know, look,” she said. And she pulled her dress up for just an instant, flashing her undies, which of course were an eye-searing shade of violet.
“Oh my god,” I said, stifling giggles. “Those looked really fancy, where’d you get them?”
“Coeur de L’Amour,” she replied smugly, referring to a fancy French boutique in our neighborhood which sold all sorts of racy and lacy underthings. “Went in there after school and picked up some stuff, hope I’ll be able to use it tonight,” she said wickedly.
And internally I was grossed out because Homer had a raging case of teen acne, I wouldn’t be able to get up close and personal with the gangly boy even if you paid me. But more power to Mindy if that’s what she wanted, different strokes for different folks after all.
“I’m sure he’ll love it,” I said reassuringly. “What guy wouldn’t? You look amazing.”
“Really? Thanks Eves, you’re a doll,” she said, staring in the mirror at herself critically before deciding to go in for another coat of blush. “What about you?” she asked, never taking her eyes off her reflection. “What are your plans?” My best friend sucked in her cheeks so she looked like a fish before carefully applying the additional make-up.
I colored.
“Well, after you leave with Homer, I was going to drive myself to the dance,” I mumbled.
“What?” murmured Mindy absentmindedly. Now she was reapplying lip gloss, in the color purple of course.
“I said I was going to go by myself,” I said loudly this time. “It’s no big deal, I can handle it.”
And that got her attention.
“Of course,” said my friend with a pitying smile. “It’ll be fine. Tons of people are going stag, you just have to find the right crowd and it’ll be a ball. Look for me in the auditorium when you get there, you can always hang out with me and Homer.”
And I smiled gratefully except I knew she was just being kind. Mindy wanted to get down and dirty with her boyfriend tonight and me as a third wheel wasn’t exactly part of the plan. I’d just be an unwanted distraction and ruin everything. So I hemmed and hawed until she left, before doing something wicked to make myself feel better.
I know, I hardly give the impression that I’m naughty. Really, I’m a good girl who goes to class and does her homework, not the type of person you’d pick out for some dirty no-no. Except I was dreading the dance so much that I’d settled on a little something to help me through the night.
So I rolled the kumquat around with my fingers after Mindy left, feeling the smooth, olive-sized orb, the skin an almost fluorescent shade of orange. Oh my god, said the voice in my head. Are you really going to be that dirty girl?
But I nodded resolutely. I’d picked the kumquat from the tree outside the Biology classroom, and it was my little savior. This dance was going to be no fun and I needed a filthy secret, a little something to keep me going. So I pulled down my panties, edging the lace over my hips and squatted a bit, opening up my pussy. Taking the little fruit in hand, I slipped it over my pussy lips, warming it up, letting the smooth orb massage my private place, stirring it around my clit a bit. And fortunately I was already wet, my cunny’s generous with the cream.
So I took a deep breath and squatted a little more, bending at the knees. Gripping the fruit between two fingers, I slowly pushed it into my hole. It felt so good. I’m a virgin so I’m really tight, but the kumquat was small and I was able to slide it in without much effort so that the orange globe was poised at the entrance of my pussy.
Bending over, I looked down. Oh yeah, that was fucking unreal, the bit of orange peeping out between my naked pussy lips. To make sure it’d stay in through the dancing, I pushed it in a bit further so that my labia closed around the fruit comfortably, the perfect pink prison, pristine and precious. Nothing looked out of place.
And straightening, I smiled a secret smile and wiggled my ass a little. The orb inside rolled sensuously, making me gasp involuntarily, shivers running from my cunt, spreading through my lower pelvic area. Oh fuck, was I really ready to get down with this little toy in my cunny? Feel the internal massage as I boogied at Homecoming?
And smiling that wicked smile again, I shook my hips once more for effect. Oh god, that was good, and I could hardly keep from moaning aloud, my eyes falling closed as the toy rolled within my internal channel, massaging my wet cunt. Oh fuck, it was good. This was going to be the best school dance ever.