I’m showered, dressed in my comfiest-of-comfy clothes, and drinking coffee when there’s a knock on my door. I glance at the clock, 10 am.

“Just a sec,” I call out, setting down my list of New Year’s Resolutions––all highlighted and official––and then walking to the door in my pink fuzzy slippers. Pulling it open I see Cooper; clean-shaven in dark denim jeans and a clean tee shirt, with a wrench in one hand and a flashlight in another.

“Happy New Year,” he tells me, walking past me and entering my apartment.

“I’m surprised to see you. Kick your lady friend out before breakfast?”

“Haha.” But then he shrugs sheepishly. “She had to fly to Milan for a photo shoot.”

Cooper’s been here lots of times––he’s always forgetting something. His phone charger left in whatever city he just flew home from. The code to the building’s rooftop terrace. The number for the dry-cleaning service I use.

But no matter how many times he’s come over, he always looks around with the same look of utter fascination.

“Gracie, how do you do it?” he asks, turning in a circle in my living room eyeing my organized-by-color bookshelf, my pastel pillows and a perfectly straight stack of magazines on the end table, a vase of lilies on my desk. “How does a twenty-three-year-old woman become so fucking good at adulting.”

“Shut up.” I roll my eyes. It helps that my trust fund affords me time to sit around and organize my shoes, it also helps that I never do anything halfway. “What are you doing up so early?” I ask him. “By the looks of it, you seem to be pretty good at adulting right now yourself.”

“I told you I’d fix the sink.” He lifts his wrench as if needing proof.

“It wasn’t a rush order, but thanks,” I tell him, and he follows me into the kitchen.

“I know how little things drive you crazy. I’m sure the dripping kept you up last night.”

I don’t tell him that what really kept me up was the image of him and his date doing all the things I’d never been bold enough to try.

“How do you know that about me, Cooper? We’ve never even hung out, for reals. And you’re gone more than half of the year.” I pour a cup of coffee and offer him one. He takes it, then adds sugar and milk before answering me.

“You forget that I’ve still been your neighbor for three years. And I make my living watching things.”

I cock an eyebrow at him. “Being a catcher for the Yankees makes you observant? I figured it just made you a player.”

“Wow,” Cooper says, laughing, his jawline moving in a way that makes me want to run my fingers across it to see if something so chiseled is real. He turns the faucet on and off, accessing the drip drip drip. “I’m the one doing my civic duty, fixing your sink. You could at least be nice to me.”

“You’re right. Sorry. I was just giving you a hard time.”

“With your nose always in a book, I didn’t know you knew much about giving someone a hard time,” Cooper says with a grin.

Now it’s my turn for my jaw to move. “Just because I study and take my education serious, doesn’t mean I’m a prude.”

Cooper set down his mug of coffee and opens the cabinet beneath the sink. He leans over and the tee shirt he wears stretches tight across his broad shoulders.

“Oh, you’re a prude, Gracie,” he says, lying down with the flashlight to look at the pipes. “I mean, your cleaning supplies are organized in alphabetical order. You vacuum every single day. You’ve brought home, what, one guy in three years? Prude.”

I cross my arms. “I could be bringing home guys when you’re on the road. Maybe you just miss all of my action.”

“Yeah, right.” he says, coming out from under the sink and sitting on my tile floor.

Trying to change the direction of the conversation I ask. “So, can you fix the sink?”

“I think so. I just need to order a part online.”

“Really, you know how to do all that?”

“You forget I’m a man’s man.” He grins the kind of grin that makes my stomach flutter. Perfect. “Well,” he adds, shrugging. “And my dad was a plumber. All you need, Gracie Lithe, is a drain flange.”

Impressed, I walk to my desk and grab my laptop. Cooper follows and we sit on my couch. “I didn’t know that. You’re from Missouri, right?”

“Yep. Born and raised.”

I type in my password and see that my email, the last message I read last night, is on my home screen.

Dear Grace Lithe,

As your Women’s Studies Advisor, I am writing with a New Year’s reminder. Your graduate-level research paper, What Happens When Women Take Charge of Their Sexuality, is due this May for you to complete your graduation requirements. You are scheduled to meet with me on January tenth in my office at 9:30 am for a mid-year check in.

I look forward to meeting with you and seeing how your research is going. This paper needs to provide an in-depth meta-analysis of the topic and a comprehensive conclusion to your hypothesis.

As we discussed, try and take it to the next level, Grace!

Sincerely,

Trisha MacKernly

Women Studies Professor

New York State College

I still can’t believe Professor MacKernly gave me that topic. I couldn’t be less qualified to write it.

Which is one of the reasons my sexual repression is weighing so freaking heavily on me.

I want to do well on this paper. I need to do well on this paper. My entire future is pretty much hanging in the balance.

“Sounds fancy,” Cooper says, bringing me back to reality.

“Very.” Our eyes meet and I wonder what he’s thinking. He got drafted right out of high school, and never went to college. “Big year for both of us, right? I’m finishing my degree and you’re going to be a free agent come December.”

Cooper grins. “You read about me?”

I shrug, clicking on the browser. “Maybe....”

I don’t say anything more because I’m pretty much mortified by what pulls up.

I know that I googled daisy chains and fudge swirls (Which, no, that’s not actually a sex thing. It’s a flavor of ice cream.) ... but I don’t need Cooper knowing that.

“What do we have here?” he says, grabbing the laptop from my hands. I close my eyes, shaking my head as he begins to read. “Kinky Resolutions for The Sex Kitten Within. Have you ever wanted to make this year the most memorable yet? Look no further, because this list will revolutionize your sex life.”

He stops reading and looks over at me, but I can only see him through my fingers since I’m covering my face with my hands. He seems to find this incredibly funny.

“Stop,” I moan.

“Gracie, I just had no idea. I was wrong about you. Maybe this entire time we've been hallmates you’ve been doing devious things when you leave this apartment.” He pulls my hands from my face. “So where did you really go last night?”

I smile, laughing at the truth. “To a sex party.”

Cooper's eyes narrow. “For reals?”

“For reals.” I leap for my desk, grabbing my actual resolutions list before he gets all riled up. “But the party actually solidified a few key things for me. One, I need to stop letting Bridget plan our nights out, and two, I need to become less ... prudish. I mean, you’re right. I’m all vanilla and I think it’s time I got fudged.”

“Fudged?”

“Well. Whatever you wanna call it. Being an adult is fine,” I say, looking around my magazine-spread-worthy apartment. “But I’m a woman’s studies major for goodness sakes and I’ve never even had a proper orgasm. Let alone had sex.” I shake my head flustered, not daring to look at him as he processes the fact that I’m a virgin. “So, I made this list.” Taking a risk, I hand it to him.

He looks it over, frowning. “I don’t get it. You read this blog post and ended up with this? Your list is about as vanilla as it gets. I mean, I get it, if you’ve never been with a man this is a good step. But if you want to be a sex kitten it’s gonna need to be more adventurous than this.”

I huff. “What do you mean? Number four is pretty sexy. And I mean, considering I’ll be starting with zero experience … I want to be realistic.”

He laughs. “Have sex with the lights on?”

“It’s a start,” I say defensively. “Look. Whatever. I have no idea why we’re talking about this. You are clearly not the person I should be getting advice from.” I grab my list from his hands, but he’s not letting go.

“First, Gracie, I’m the exact person you should be getting advice from. I’m the player, remember?”

“And secondly?” I sit back down on the couch feeling vulnerable but also sort of relieved that he isn’t making fun of me or judging me. He is looking my list over and then consulting the website I was on.

“Secondly,” he says. “I need a pencil. I’m gonna help you with this list.”

Cooper begins scratching things out and making notes. Anal beads. Butt plugs. Pearl necklace.

“Cooper,” I say, scrunching up my face. “Don’t get carried away.”

He faces me, looking me over, but not in scrutiny. With consideration. “You want your sex life to be more exciting than Bridget’s?”

“Maybe not more. I mean, Bridget’s one step away from Craigslisting her next hook-up.”

“But you want to try new things, you want to push yourself? You no longer want to be a virgin?”

“It’s not that I haven’t wanted to have sex … it’s just never happened. And now there’s too much pressure on it being perfect.I just want it to happen,” I admit, my fingers twisting the tassel on the pillow in my lap. “Do you ever just feel sort of stuck?”

Cooper draws in a long breath. “Yeah. I do.” He hands me the revised list. “This is going to give you a year you’ll never forget.”

I look down at what he’s written. He’s scratched out New Year’s and replaced it with KINKY.

My list of Kinky Resolutions.

“Seven things?”

He shrugs. “Not impossible. Besides,” he grins again as if he knows something I don’t, “some of them are going to uh, stretch you in more ways than one.”

I push him playfully in the arm. “You are so bad.”

He holds my elbow, not letting me go, and for a split second, I swear he’s going to kiss me. But then he lets go, and we both sink into the couch.

I bite my bottom lip considering this potentially grandiose sexual awakening. Suddenly it feels crazy hot in here. I may have taken a dozen AP classes in high school, taken every advanced level course I could in college –– but this list is the most daunting syllabus I’ve ever seen.

“Most people make a grand list of resolutions,” Cooper says. “And then forget about them a few weeks later. But you’re not most people, Gracie. You’ve got this.”

I sigh, shaking my head. “It’s not the actual list that terrifies me. It’s the dating that it requires. I mean, some of this stuff is pretty ... intimate.” I point to number five in particular. “It seems kinda scary to do all this with people I don’t know. Especially for my first time.”

Cooper closes my laptop, then leans back on the couch, stretching his arms overhead. The hem of his t-shirt raises just enough that I can see a glimpse of his abs.

“I could help,” he says, not meeting my eyes.

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, I could do this list with you.”

“What are you talking about? You’ve probably done all these things already.”

Cooper sits up straighter, this time meeting my eyes. “That’s not the point. I don’t want you asking random guys to help with, say, number two. But especially your first time. I know you say it’s not this being deal, but you will always remember it.”

“Oh, you so you’re saying you care about what guys I date?”

Cooper shakes his head, almost too quickly. “No, date whomever you want, of course. I just meant ... I could do this list with you if it made you feel less ... sketchy.”

“If we did number seven you’d never look at me the same way again,” I tell him.

“True.” Cooper laughs, that smile of his lighting up the room. “But then again, I’m never going to look at you the same way again, regardless. Now that I know what kinky things you’re dreaming of.”

I swallow, knowing that if I was ever going to have a chance to really go all in ... this was my time. Cooper Beckett, Mr. Yankee, was literally offering me a year of his sex-pertise. I’d be insane to say no.

“Maybe this whole thing is stupid,” I say, not wanting to appear too eager.

“Or maybe it’s fucking amazing.”

I nod, laughing, appreciating that Cooper isn’t making this awkward.

“You have nothing to lose, Gracie. And a hell of a lot to gain.” He grabs his groin and lifts his eyebrows suggestively. “Well, except you’r virginity, you’ll loose that soon.”

“You’re such a guy, Cooper.”

“True. But for the next year, I am also your sex-god. Feel free to get on your knees and bow down whenever you want.”

“If we’re doing this, we need some ground rules. No booty calls. No worshipping your whatever ... we’d be sticking to this list.”

Cooper nods with mock-seriousness. “Understood.”

“We’d methodically be going through this list, one by one, and no funny business.”

“Well, number six might be kind of funny.”

I scowl, wagging my finger. “No funny business.”

“In that case.” Cooper takes the list from me and pulls out his phone. He takes a picture of it before I can tear it away. “I’m in charge.”

“You don’t get to be in charge.” I cross my arms, knowing how childish I sound ... but the truth is ... being in charge is one of the hallmarks of my existence.

“Then no deal.”

“You’re playing hardball?”

“Are you seriously going to use baseball metaphors on me?”

A laugh escapes me again, and I wonder when Cooper and I became so friendly. I guess it’s all been building up to this for three years.

“No sports metaphors,” I tell him, raising my hands in defeat.

“And no asking questions about the when and the where and the how.”

“Umm…. ok… I can’t believe I am doing this...”

“Deal?” He offers me his hand and we shake, officially agreeing to complete my Kinky Resolutions. Together.

“Now what?” I ask. “Do we just start with number one? Do we just have sex?”

Cooper shakes his head, pulling open the laptop. “Not today, besides you don’t get to know the order in which the lessons occur. These things take time, young grasshopper. And right now, I’ve got a sink to fix.”