Aaron
For a moment, I forget where I am.
The couple’s massage and the newlywed treatment did wonders for my body and Macy’s disposition. Who would’ve thought?
Sitting at one of the bar stools, I watch as she explores the kitchen, looking to make herself a snack.
I offered the watermelon I cut up just a minute ago, but she wanted something else.
As she walks back to the bar stools, I see that something else is a plate of concord grapes.
Out of nowhere, she covers her mouth, trying to hush her sudden burst of laughter.
Her laugh is especially musical, almost angelic, as she tries to hold it in.
Impulsively, I smile at her.
“What’s so funny?” I ask innocently. I’m genuinely fucking interested in what’s making her laugh so randomly.
I mean, laughing at random shit seems to be one thing we enjoy doing together. And even when I don’t know what the random shit is, like now, it’s still damn contagious.
“Oh, I’m remembering what Manuel said. I find it amusing how people can believe in the notion of a ‘perfect other.’” She puts the last two words in air quotes. “It seems so archaic.”
I listen, but I’m distracted by her fingers playing with the grapes on her plate. It’s quickly becoming one of my favorite shows.
“Yeah, it’s just a lot of unrealistic or otherwise just plain ridiculous concepts informing and damaging real lives. But let me tell you, people will always pay to see it,” I respond, amused by her wise proclamations.
“Hah, that’s for sure. I can’t stand the romantic melodramas, especially the contemporary ones. Don’t even get me started on romcoms.”
She winks, knowing damn well they’re my forte.
I curve my mouth in the most exaggerated frown, pretending to be hurt by her obvious dig. But I have the same attitude now that I’ve had since day one. If she wants to have a bit of a laugh at my expense, who the fuck am I to stop her?
Especially when she’s so good at it?
And especially now, when she’s got a serious point to back it up.
I can’t speak for everything that could happen or has happened between two people in the fucking world, but the mass-marketed, Hollywood concept of love and long-term romance is about as real as Middle Earth or the Merry Old Land of Oz.
Though I do love to ironically celebrate monogamy and the atrocity of the wedding industry in my films, some people get it, while others fall immune to the romanticized, fluffy layer. They’re the kinds of films everyone can enjoy.
It’s honestly smart business.
“Ah, romcoms. The most formulaic. Boy meets girl, girl likes boy, boy loses girl and then happily ever after.” I arrogantly laugh, knowing damn well how that formula works.
“You cut off the story before it’s supposed to be over, but I like that version much better than the usual. Girl realizes she doesn’t need boy, even though that’s what everyone keeps fucking telling her, but she finally wises up and stays wise!” She claps her hands to emphasize the latter points.
“Oh no, what do you mean? A woman without a man? Good heavens!” I clutch my chest, fully embracing my inner ham. If only I was wearing a pearl necklace.
Laughing, Macy shakes her head at me. She looks so…comfortable.
Fun.
Carefree.
Hearing and seeing her like this is another surprise this week has brought. The way it makes me feel is also a surprise.
Warm.
I have no fucking idea why, and it’s concerning. It’s not the first time I’ve felt this way, nor recognized this new dynamic and my feelings about it.
This shit has been going on since our date with Harpo, at least. I should probably feel panic realizing that, and I do, for a moment.
Then I’m not. There’s no panic, no concern really. I don’t know why.
All I do know is that I want to make her laugh…more.
“What will become of her? She’ll probably just shrivel up and die. Or she’ll spread her shrew-ness to all women. The horror!” She follows my acting cues, placing the back of her hand on her forehead dramatically.
“What a whore!” I gasp.
“Or she works too hard! She hasn’t realized yet how soft and lovable she could be, or really is, until one day, when that one handsome man—the one who she’s never looked at twice—shows her how lovable she is.”
She walks over to me, in character. Placing her hands on either side of my head.
Continuing her dialogue, “Thank god for that damn attractive man. If it wasn’t for him, she would have died without knowing how truly lovable and happy she could be.”
It’s a very simple pitch, the story’s far from believable, and it was invented and delivered in the spirit of mocking and scorn, but…
Holy shit, what a pitch.
I don’t remember the last time I was so affected by a pitch from anyone. Especially with the type of story I feel nothing but cynicism for.
And for a second, I get caught believing.
Her touch mesmerizes me and makes me fall for our world of make believe.
She lets go, retreating to her fruit plate.
Regaining my consciousness, I continue to play along, not wanting to let this carefree, charming iteration of Macy go.
Maybe it’s not about hooking up with Macy and my precious vacation fling. Maybe this week is really about improvising some scenes with her.
Although I bet we could still fit in a fling, our pretend world is so much fucking fun…
“My favorite are grand gestures. When he tells her that it was always her, that he was so stupid. The hearts and flowers, the huge diamond rings…”
She finishes my sentence by reciting the cheesiest romcom one-liners with a delivery that’s so maudlin and so loud I can barely make out the words.
I enjoy the short show to say the least, though. And I recognize all the references, I think.
Jerry McGuire and Notting Hill are the two she performed the most over-the-top.
I’m impressed, but not surprised–after all, she is a grad student at NYU.
As her monologue ends, she falls quickly out of character, and smiles.
I don’t know if I need to get fitted for contacts, or if I’m dreaming, or if Miguel’s massage techniques have me seeing fucking visions or some shit, but I could swear that Ms. Macy Evans from spring break in St. Maarten is smiling at me.
My breath hitches, and I swallow hard.
She’s fucking stunning.
Her eyes sparkle, and my cock twitches.
I wonder how far into this pitch she’s interested in going?
“The kiss, you can’t forget about the kiss. Most of the time it’s the first kiss that changes everything.” I’m dipping back into my formidable pitch skill set.
“Ugh, right! That’s another terrible cliché. One kiss will not change everything. You don’t just stop hating someone because of one kiss!”
Biting down on a grape, she rolls her eyes.
I can’t look away from her mouth and the sensuous way she eats. Rolling the grape around with her tongue—it’s almost like soft core porn.
Damn, I’m having a fucking great time.
“Oh, but have you ever had that life-changing kiss?” I quiz her, playfully.
“I have to admit, I have not. Unfortunately, I don’t live in the movies.”
She pretends to pout.
She’s fucking adorable. And I never use that word.
Everything about her is irresistible.
I’m screwed, fucking screwed.
“I’ve heard that you haven’t lived until you’ve had that heel-popping, whirlwind of a kiss,” I challenger her, presenting it with a wink and my most enchanting fucking smirk.
To my surprise, she doesn’t relent.
“Well, what’s a damsel in distress to do?”
Walking over to me, she runs her hands up my arms and bats her eyes. She leans closer, pressing her chest against mine. “Will my Prince Charming ever come and save me from my meaningless life?”
She squeezes my biceps, holding me for a moment longer and then letting go.
As I travel further into the scene, she’s staying right there with me. And as much as I’m ready to keep going down this road, I can’t help but pay her a compliment.
“You’re pretty damn good at the damsel in distress thing.”
“Well, I am a girl. We learned how to play that part when we were young. I’m sure you know how to play the ‘hot guy to the rescue’ role just as well.”
Was that a compliment? And did she just call me hot?
Hah! We’re making big strides today.
“It’s one of the main reasons why I work out. I have to make sure I can lift any woman in need of rescue.” I flex my muscles, mimicking the infamous Gaston—the man Belle should’ve ended up with.
“It all makes sense now. What would a woman do without a man, like yourself, and those big, strong muscles?”
She eyes me up and down, biting her lip.
Fuck! She is laying it on thick.
I don’t know where our scene ends and reality begins—until Macy’s face transforms magically back into its usual disposition.
“Ugh, those kisses though—especially the ones during the golden age of Hollywood. They almost look painful.”
I laugh the way only Macy can inspire—with both her words and her adorable delivery.
There’s that fucking word again.
“One thing I know is that they’re not painful. I’ve definitely made sure of that.”
“Oh, really? So how would you direct a kissing scene?”
Is she being serious? I take a moment to decipher what world we’re in now.
I proceed, delicately. “You have to capture the right angle, making sure to highlight the passion.”
She nods, signaling that she understands what I’m saying.
I see her blush.
“How do you capture passion?” She asks innocently, though I see a faint spark in her eyes.
“Let me show you…exactly how the professionals do it.”
“Okay. Like the professionals.”
I reach for her, cradling her head in my hands and capturing her lips to mine. I memorize their details, their fullness.
At first, I refrain from kissing her, merely brushing my lips over hers.
She closes her eyes and opens her mouth, inviting me.
I trace her jaw with my thumb, and tug at her damned bottom lip.
She opens her eyes, curious.
And I kiss her. Softly at first, growing in firmness as our lips find a passionate rhythm.
I move my hand to her lower back, pinning her against me tightly.
The touch and feel of her in my arms is overwhelming. It ignites a heated, tingly sensation that spreads throughout my body. It’s fucking amazing, and I can’t get enough. I crave it even when I have it.
Suddenly, she pushes my chest away, breaking our embrace.
My body immediately aches, and I feel like she punched me in the gut.
I fall back on my heels, struggling to find my ground.
“Okay, interesting. But that’s over,” she says through heavy breathing, walking to the other side of the kitchen.
“Why? What does that mean?”
“Fuck, I knew you’d take this too fucking far, and now you’re pretending we were serious?” She points at me, her voice growing louder by the minute.
I put my hands up in surrender. Fuck, here we go again.
“I wasn’t trying to break the rules, Macy. I was giving you a demonstration, what you asked for.”
“You know what? Fuck it. You’re on a whole different page and you know it. There’s only one thing you’re all about, and you’re full of fucking shit about everything else.”
For fuck’s sake, I’ll just go and be honest. I’m probably going to lose this fight anyway.
“You can’t tell me you didn’t feel that spark, or whatever it is. It felt good.”
She looks like she’s going to explode.
Pacing back and forth, she runs her hands through her hair. “The ground rules have been set, and you agreed to them. You said you would comply. Don’t fuck this up. Don’t think that just because I let my guard down for a second, it means I want you to fuck me.”
“Are you fucking kidding me? That’s not what I thought at all! It was just a fucking kiss!”
“A fucking kiss that shouldn’t have happened. How can I trust you not to take advantage? How can I enjoy myself if you keep forgetting the ground rules?”
I can’t believe she’s fucking saying this. Accusing me yet again of crossing the line.
“Don’t you dare accuse me of that! It was one goddamn kiss. You, no—we were having a fucking blast. Enjoying ourselves and maybe one rule was broken. It’s not a big deal, calm down.”
“Excuse me? Calm down? It’s not a big deal? Fuck you, Aaron!” She turns on her heel and leaves the room, slamming the door shut on her way out.