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Bad Santa (Santa Land Book 1) by Kacey Hamford (1)

Eve

December 3rd


Hey, Eve.” Ruby shouted as she walked in through my apartment door.

“In here.” I called back from my office as I frantically typed out the last words to finish off this chapter.

“Where did you disappear to last night?” She wagged her eyebrows at me.

“I circled the room for a bit, got a few offers to go to the playroom. But he wasn’t there.” I sighed as I slumped back in my seat and pouted.

“Well, there was one totally hot guy there.” She smiled as she wound her long dark hair around her finger.

“Oooo, details.” I hit the save key and closed the lid down on my laptop, turning my body towards her.

“Well, he said his name was Comet.” I laughed out loud. Everyone was assigned a name connecting to Christmas. “Oh, you should have heard his voice. Deep and gravelly and he had this tribal tattoo.” My eyes widened as she said this. Did she sleep with the guy I was waiting for? Last year his name was Cupid and if you’re a regular you normally get the same name again. “Down his left leg, covering his butt. His very toned butt I might add.” A sigh of relief escaped me. My guy had a tribal tattoo that covered his left pec and went over his shoulder and slightly up his neck. You wouldn’t know it was there unless he was shirtless.

“Did you fuck?”

“Hell yes!” Ruby had always said she was never one for commitment. She had her heart broken when she was just nineteen and had sworn off relationships ever since then. Ten years of sleeping around and not getting attached is a long time.

I had been single now for two years and I was starting to feel lonely.

“Yo, Evelyn!” My brother shouted at the top of his lungs as he barged in through my front door. I climbed to my feet and stormed out of my office.

“Marcus! How many times have I asked you to call me Eve.” I hated my full name, Evelyn Moira Hades.

“Calm down, little sis.” He laughed as he pulled me in for a hug. That was when I noticed another guy standing by my front door. “Oh, this is my friend Connor. Connor this is my little sister Ev…”

“Eve.” I said cutting my brother off, walking towards Connor and holding out my hand. He gripped my hand and kissed the top. I gasped in surprise at how much that had turned me on, especially from the feel of his stubble. Shit, I needed to get laid. It had obviously been too long for me. “This is my friend Ruby.” I introduced and they said a quick hello.

“Do you guys wanna hang out tonight?” Marcus asked me.

“We can’t. We have plans tonight.” Ruby answered for me.

“We do?” I asked. She nodded, smiling brightly.

“Yes, we do. We’re going to see some male strippers. You’re both more than welcome to join us?” I offered. Marcus spluttered as he shook his head, his blond fringe falling into his eyes.

“Why would we want to go and do that? You two are bat shit crazy. We’re out of here. Come on man.” My brother pounded Connor on the back as he opened my front door.

“It was nice to meet you both,” he said looking straight at me.

“You too.” I smiled shyly. This was the first guy that I had taken any notice of since last Christmas with Cupid.

Once the guys had left my apartment Ruby turned to me and held up her bag.

“Let’s get ready. I’m going with some fishnet tights with my outfit tonight.” She winked.

“Do you think we will get kicked out if they find out that we know each other?” I asked her as I followed her to my bedroom and she began undressing.

“How are they going to find out? We always make sure to take separate taxis.”

“I just don’t want to ruin my chances of finding Cupid again.”

“What are you going to do when you find him? Apart from fuck him senseless?”

“I’m hoping to convince him to give me his number.”

“But that’s against the rules!” Ruby gasped as she pulled on her tights.

“So, you’ll be happy not seeing Comet again?”

“Yeah, we’re just fucking and having fun.”

“Is that why you are making this extra effort tonight?” I found my Christmas underwear and slipped them on. Followed by my freshly washed Santa dress, hat, heels and mask. I decided to plait my hair down my back, if I did find Cupid tonight he could use it to hold onto as he fucked me from behind.

“Ok, I’ve ordered us two taxis. Mine is on the way now. Yours will be here in five minutes. See you there.” She kissed her palm and blew it my way as she rushed out of my apartment door and down the stairs. I glanced outside to see that it was still dry. You never knew what the weather was doing here in Britain, one minute the sun could be shining and the next it could be lashing it down with rain.

Cupid

It was my first night back since last year and this time I planned on staying here in this little town. First, I needed to find my Mrs. Claus. As we all walked out on stage I scanned the crowds of people. It would be difficult to spot her, I had hoped she hadn’t changed her hair colour. There was roughy about thirty blonde women sitting in front of me. I managed to half that by body size, she was very slim and tall. She had killer legs and a holly and ivy tattoo on her right ankle.

We started our routine by strutting out to the front of the stage and dropping down onto our hands and feet and thrusting into the floor. The women went wild, I found it difficult to concentrate. The only reason I came back this year was to find her. I had every intention of giving her my number even though it was against the rules. If I found her and she was interested in more, then I’d never need to come back.

I jumped off the stage and did a few thrusts at women in hopes of finding Candy. Last year she was a stripper here, that’s why I decided to strip this year. I thought that maybe we wouldn’t need our disguises backstage. But I was wrong, as soon as you stepped through that door you had to be suited up.

I straddled a few girls laps and brought their hands over my covered up body before I made my way back to the stage. As I was climbing the stage steps I noticed a blonde woman and dark haired woman sitting at a small table whispering to each other. I scanned over the blonde and bingo, there it was, the small holly and ivy tattoo sitting on her ankle. I threw a wink her way and she nudged her shoulder into the woman she was sitting with.

I got back into the routine quickly and one by one we yanked our red suit jackets open, when I did mine I watched Candy and she screamed and banged her hands on the small table in front of her. I couldn’t stop the laughter from escaping. I looked at her and crooked my finger at her. She pointed to herself and I nodded. We each had a chair with us and we got to pick a woman out of the crowd. She climbed to her feet and I ran over to the edge of the stairs and held my hand out to help her.

“Cupid?” she asked. I nodded my head.

“Good to see you, Candy.” I steered her towards my chair and waved my hand over it telling her to sit. She did and immediately crossed one leg over the other causing her dress to ride higher up her legs. I looked up at the other dancers and they all had a woman in front of them. A new song started and I edged my way over her lap to thrust my hips into her face. I body rolled in front of her, grabbing her hands and placing them on my chest. She explored my body and I went from semi erect to full on hard. Her hand slipped beneath my trousers and she grabbed a hold of me, squeezing me gently. I bent down and growled in her ear, making sure she knew that I liked everything she was doing to me. I stepped out of her grasp and picked her up by the hips and kicked my chair out of the way. I laid her flat on the floor and knelt between her legs, I held onto her hips and pumped my body towards her.

“I need you,” she moaned. I pulled her body towards mine as I stood to my feet and encouraged her to wrap her legs around my waist. I wasted no time and marched to one of the back rooms.

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