“Uncle Hank, can you get me some castor beans?” This kid, she keeps you on your toes; always up to something. Add the fact that she’s her dad’s carbon copy and well…

“Who are you planning to poison little girl?”

“Who-what? No one, what do you mean? I have to go mommy’s calling me. Coming mommy.” The little sneak hung up as I grinned.

I hung up on my end and called her dad. “Lyon, what did you do to piss off your daughter lately?”

“Which one? The damn place is crawling with them.”

“My girl.”

“Mengele? Nothing why, what did she say?”

“Well, she’s trying to get her hands on castor beans and knowing your kid as I have come to, there can be only one reason for that.”

“Fuck me, Catalina, get in here.” The panic in his voice cracked me the hell up.

“I’ll go and let you take care of that little issue. Call me if she drops any bodies and you need help with clean up. Then again you’re pretty good at that shit yourself.”

“Fuck you, I have to go deal with Hitler’s youth catch you later.” I hung up and went in search of my wife. Her new round tummy is my latest fascination and I’m secretly hoping for a little Catalina of my own.

“Which one of your brothers messed with you?” She came in the room looking like the most innocent thing in the world.

Kat and her fucking daughters are in a race to see which one can do me in fastest. Caitie is a whole new person with lip-gloss and bullshit and always on the damn phone with that boy.

The triplets are sneaky little fucks always lurking around doors with their six month old asses, and this one, she gets worse every damn day.

I’ve been letting her get away with shit for the last little while because of the incident and she’s been milking that shit for all it’s worth.

“Nobody messed with me daddy.” If her eyes got any wider they’d be saucers. I couldn’t tell her that her uncle Hank had ratted her out because she’d make his life a living hell.

The cold war has nothing on this kid when she has a grudge against you. The only one she doesn’t pull that shit with is me and her mother. The pothead bribes her to get her out of her funk, and Elena is still scared of her. Smart woman.

“What is it that you’re doing now?” I waited for whatever half-truth she was gonna tell me. She’s a fucking terror, she wouldn’t outright lie to me, but she still knows how to skirt the truth better than any of those fucks on Capitol Hill.

“An experiment.” Always a fucking experiment with this one. The last one almost took the house to the ground with her shit.

She told me after the smoke had cleared that she was trying to replicate, that was her exact word, somebody called Fat man and Little boy.

I didn’t know what the fuck until I was retelling the story to Logan and he explained that Fat man and Little boy were the nicknames of the first atomic bombs made in the U.S. Now this shit.

“KAT.” I told her to keep an eye on this kid or the next time I’m finding a reform school for her ass. I read all of Kat’s pregnancy shit over the years and nowhere in there did it say I was gonna have to deal with this shit. Where the fuck did this kid come from?

“Daddy stop yelling, mommy just put the kids to sleep, it’s the first sane minute I’ve had all day.”

“Come again.” I hope to fuck she wasn’t planning to off one of the trips.

The others can defend themselves, sort of, even Cody has learned to avoid and evade. But my little girls are so innocent they have no idea their big sister is Rosemary’s Baby. They follow her around all day, now I guess this one has had enough.

“They don’t let me breathe daddy.” What the fuck…

“What do you mean? You’re six years old, you don’t need to breathe.” What the fuck am I saying?

“Daddy, I can’t do stuff with them in the way, can’t we send them to nana’s to live?” She gave me a very hopeful look. I was onto her shit.

She’d tried selling Cody once he started crawling. I’d tanned her ass when I caught her at it, but I guess the shit had worn off and she was ready for another auction.

“Mengele listen to me, I’m through talking to you about this shi…stuff. They live here, you live here and if I catch you doing anything to your sisters or brothers again it’s off to that place in Colorado I told you about.”

She rolled her fucking eyes at me, folded her arms and tapped her foot. “There’re too many people in this house.” Well now, she got a point. The fuck am I thinking?

“Tough, and you still haven’t answered the question. What do you need with castor beans?” Before she could answer the horse she’d conned me into buying her walked into the room.

I’ma fly to Alaska and rip that mother fucking dog breeder a new asshole. That fuck didn’t tell me this shit was gonna get this big this fast.

He walked over to her and I kept my eye on him because this fucking dog thinks he pays the bills. I was afraid I was gonna have to get rid of him when the trips started crawling around.

Something I knew would break my daughter’s heart, but in the end I was wrong. The fucking down herds my kids together better than their mother or I could.

The first time I caught him barking out a warning when one of them toppled over and couldn’t roll, I knew he was a keeper.

I have to admit the dog is a great protector and he loves the fuck outa my kids, especially Mengele. He was already almost as tall as her and still growing.

“What does that dog want?” She had her arm around his neck and from the look she gave me I think she was giving serious thought to threatening me with the damn dog.

I wouldn’t put it past her. The shit she teaches that dog to do would be illegal in most states, but I’m not getting involved. As long as the shit lets me in the door in the evenings when I came home we’re good.

“Daddy, if Bunny bites someone protecting me would they put him down?” Oh fuck! I swallowed hard but didn’t show it.

“I’d never let that happen.” She smiled wide and ran to me. I opened my arms and hugged my baby. She loves that damn dog. “Thanks daddy.”

I watched the two of them leave the room and swear to fuck, when the dog turned his head at the door and gave me a look I’m pretty sure he was saying ‘I’m watching you’.

I had to go find Kat, because I was starting to put the picture together. Either the dog had tried to bite someone, or had scared someone or some fuck and that person threatened to have it put down. Enter the reason for the castor beans.

Yeah, that’s where my head has to go when dealing with Mengele because that’s who the fuck my kid is. Pretty sure it isn’t one of her siblings so that’s a load off.

If one of these asshole neighbors threatened my kid or her dog I’ll let the fuck eat them. Yes I’m that kinda dad. I know what I raised and I have more eyes and ears on my kids than an undercover swat team at a sting.

She was folding baby clothes on our bed, humming some shit about work-work-work-work-work and shaking her fine ass. I forgot what the hell I came in here in for.

She’d found these new shorts somewhere that hugs her ass and shows off her calves and thighs. My dick sniffed the air and I moved in. She didn’t even know I was there until my hands landed on both ass cheeks.

She jumped and yelped, looking over her shoulder in surprise. “Colton, you scared me half to death.” She harsh whispered and turned back around to finish what she was doing. Will she never learn?

I started slow, nibbling on her neck and making my way down to the top of her shoulder while my hands worked on her ass and around to her pussy. She giggled and I felt the slight tremble in her as I lifted her top so I could get my hands on her.

Big heavy milky tits, my favorite. “Colton the kids.”

“I’ll be quick.” I loosened my zipper, released my cock and turned her on her back in seconds. I pushed her back on the shit she was folding and dragged her shorts and underwear down her thighs.

Her eyes were glued to the unlocked door when I slid into her pussy nice and slow. “Hello baby!” I buried my face in her neck and did my best to fuck her back out.

I had to cover her mouth when she got going but when she bit my lip sexily all bets were off. I slammed my cock into her soft heat over and over until I felt that telltale tingle down my spine.

“Cum with me baby.” I found her clit and worked it beneath my thumb while plowing my cock home, hitting her deep with each stroke. She damn near choked on my tongue.

I liked the way that made her pussy tighten around my dick so I used my hand around her throat to cut off her air, choking her while we fucked. One of the best fucking feelings in the world.

Her pussy sprung a leak and my dick got harder. I choked and released her over and over until she thrashed around beneath me and her cunt went on lockdown.

I fucked her long, short, deep, fast, every and any combination, until I was up on my toes as I laid on top of her, fucking her into the bed with each powerful thrust.

I wanted to see her face when I emptied my balls inside her so I let go of her mouth and leaned back. My hand was still around her throat when I looked down between us at my red angry cock covered in cunt juice and cock snot as it went in and out of her gash.

Her pussy made those swishing sounds I love when I’m inside her and I could feel my piercings scrape against her pussy walls as they throbbed and tried to syphon my shit.

She wrapped her legs higher around me, pulling me into her like she wasn’t getting fucked hard enough. “Spread ‘em.” Her legs went out and away from my body and she held them at the ankles, opening her cunt for me to pump her.

“Colton cum on my tummy, I’m….” Before she could get the rest of that shit out my cock had taken over. The first shot went into her womb and I watched her eyes roll back in her head.

I choked her and her body bucked beneath me while her pussy massaged the rest of my seed from my dick. “Uh-oh!” Her eyes widened on mine at my words.

She swore at me even though her pussy refused to let go. I had to hold my dick still inside her because her greedy ass was having one of her marathon climaxes. The shits that go on forever.

“Dammit Colton!” She pushed me off her and jumped up from the bed to head for the bathroom, grumbling all the way. “You don’t wanna get fucked don’t wear those shorts.”

I think I fell asleep because the next thing I knew she was pulling the clothes from beneath me and complaining that she had to rewash them. I don’t see why, I never leak outside of her.

I watched her ass in those shorts as she headed out the room for the laundry. I’ma hit that again tonight as soon as my nosy ass kids go down for the night. I rubbed my gut and settled in for a nice nap. Life is good!