I headed out and pulled into my driveway, maneuvering around the cars that were still there. I called out for my wife as soon as I got in the door but there was no answer.

I heard movement coming from the backyard and headed back there. I came up short at the sight of

them. They were in the pool enclosure. Kat and the bruiser were in the water and the other three were on loungers.

I guess Kat figured since I told her not to pick up Cody that water was the best place to defy me. She’d probably tell me she was teaching him to swim.

From the way he was chortling and carrying on you’d think I’d kept them apart or some shit. Tina was doing some mess on her phone. These old women are worst than the kids with that internet shit.

“I’ll tell you what; that weed Daniel gave me last night did its thing.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yep, Drake was mad as hell but who cares. He ain’t the one up all night staring at the four walls. I hate taking those sleeping pills. I wake up in the morning feeling like I was in the ring with Tyson, that’s if I can move at all.”

“But this new strain Daniel worked on, I took two hits, jumped Drake and was out. I don’t know if it was the weed or the dick that did it, but I’ma try that combo again tonight.”

“Mom…”

“What? Like you not getting some, look at your belly, the proof is in the pudding.” The three of them hooted and hollered while Kat’s face turned red as a cherry.

This is what the fuck goes on in my house when I’m not here. “I know that’s right. The stuff he gave me for my appetite…El you remember when I got sick a few months back and couldn’t keep nothing down.”

“Well, Daniel worked on something for me and that shit had me eating everything but the siding off the damn house.” Another round of laughter after Char’s little share.

My poor son don’t know what the fuck is going on but he clapped and chortled right along with them. “You two did me too bad though, you could’ve told me what Daniel was doing in my backyard.”

“I snuck out behind him and Cy this morning and followed them to that big bubble thing he has in my damn backyard. Rows and rows of that mess. They have a whole system set up with lights and irrigation and everything.”

“We thought you knew.” Tina laughed and kept scrolling on her phone.

“He told me he was going to be a gentleman farmer.”

“Well he ain’t never lied El. Besides, he’s been helping out Helene, you know with the chemo she has to use a lot. Her guy was ripping her off even though she has the card. Now she says Daniel’s saving her hundreds a month.”

“I know Daniel ain’t selling weed in my backyard.”

“Now come on El, you know better than that, he’s giving it away. He even gave that old nasty man two doors down from you some oil he made for his arthritis.”

“Oh my word, he’s giving it to people on our street?” This fucking guy. How am I supposed to tell my kids to stay off the pipe when he’s dealing?

“Oh look, Daniel told me I should invest in one of these because the rolling isn’t as easy as it used to be.”

“Lemme see what is it?” Char leaned over to look at Tina’s phone.

“Oh that’s adorable.”

“What is it?”

“It’s a pipe with a filter El, look, they have different colors.” They passed the phone around and I have to say my wife was doing a good job of not looking mortified.

“Is that velvet on the handle?”

“Looks like, I’m getting the purple one.”

“Get me one too Tina, I’ll take pink. I’ll pay you later.”

“How you gonna get pink Char? You know that’s my favorite color.”

“Well hell El, put your name on it, you can personalize.”

“I wonder if Daniel could come up with one that works like Viagra.” What the fuck?

“Char, you having problems?”

“No, but every now and then I want a little extra but my guy is getting up there…”

“Listen, I told you all that Colton might come home early. If he comes through that door and hears y’all he’s gonna ban you from coming over again.”

“El, I don’t know how you raised such an old stick in the mud.” Thanks Char.

“Stick in the mud my ass, nine kids.” Tina pointed at my wife, her daughter, and the three of them started their cackling shit again.

I wasn’t sure if I should go out there or head back where the fuck I came from, but then my son saw me and went ape-shit. Kat was the only one looking guilty when the rest of them turned and saw me standing on the top step.

The three culprits called out hellos but I just gave them a look. They put their heads together and started whispering and that was my cue to nope the fuck out. Their laughter followed me into the house.

Kat’s ass came in five minutes later and she looked guilty as shit. “You’re home.” She was so stymied she had the baby on her hip. I reached for him and he fell into my arms.

Poor baby. “Hi big boy, daddy came to rescue you. Hello Kat.” I was trying hard not to laugh at her deer in headlights look. I shifted the kid to my other arm and held the free one out for her.

She fell into my lap and buried her face in my neck. “Looks like you need saving too huh! Are they always like that?”

“Worse, they kept it clean today because of the baby.”

The three of them traipsed their asses into my kitchen fighting back the giggles. “Hello son.”

“Elena!”

“You’re home early.” What the fuck is so funny?

“Well Kat, I guess we’ll get going. I’ll pick you up that brand of cream you said you wanted.” Her mom leaned over to kiss her cheek before herding the other two towards the door.

“Where you three off to?” I don’t know why I asked but I thought I should. From the guilty looks passing back and forth between them I guess I was right.

“Lunch!” They sang that shit like a chorus. I was about to ask Kat if she wanted to go and I’d stay with the kid but she shook her head and cut me off.

I looked at her quizzically but she did some sniffing shit and pointed out back. “Were they just smoking?”

“What do you think? They could hardly wait for me to leave the damn pool.”

She got up and went to get the baby a snack because he was getting antsy, which meant nap time, which meant… My eyes went to Kat’s ass in her bikini.

“When’s his nap?”

“In about five minutes.” He was eating his fiber cookie or whatever the fuck nastiness his mother gave him and nodding off.

It took me five seconds to wipe him down and put him to bed before I went in search of her. “Dammit!” She was already in the shower, which means I wasn’t gonna get the chance to peel her outta that hot as fuck swimsuit.

I started stripping on my way to the bathroom door. By the time I reached her I was butt ass naked. She yelped when I pulled back the glass door and stepped in behind her.

“Don’t turn around. What you jumping for? Who you expecting?” I licked her neck and tasted the salt she had yet to wash off from the pool.

My hands cupped her tummy from behind as my dick bobbed up and down looking for some action. She leaned her neck to the side giving me better access and I lowered my fingers to the deep vee between her thighs.

“Damn why’s your pussy so hot?”

“I don’t know Colton, hurry up.” Horny ass, she knew I was gonna come in here after her. I fingered her hard and deep while sucking her neck and rubbing my cock in her ass.

When her legs got too weak to hold her up I turned her to lean against the wall and got down on my knees in front of her. She was vibrating in my hands when I pulled her towards my mouth.

Two licks with my tongue into her pussy and she started cumming on my tongue, she was primed as

fuck. I don’t even want to know what she and her crew were up to before I came along.

This shit wasn’t working for me so once I got her off with my tongue I hurried her out of the shower, bundled her up in a towel and headed for the bed.

A quick look at the clock told me I had more than enough time before the spawns were let off the damn bus which meant I could take my time.

Her hand went for my dick, stroking up and down with that come fuck me look in her eye. “Fuck!” I didn’t know what I wanted to do first. It had been a while since I got to break one off in the middle of the day with no nosy ass kids running around.

She took the decision out of my hands by licking my cockhead like a lollipop. That shit was leaking pre-cum like a faucet on her tongue as I played in her hair and ran my thumb along her cheek.

She shoved my shoulder until I laid on my back, her moves frantic as she tried to climb on my dick. “Shh, okay-okay, wait.” I got comfortable as she fought to spread her legs over mine.

I held her hip with one hand and helped her straddle me while holding my cock in place with the other. She slid down my pole like she owned that shit and I had to tense up so I didn’t cum before we even fucked.

My eyes were glued to her pussy as it enveloped the head of my dick and my piercings disappeared inside her. She made an umph sound once her pussy was stuffed full of cock and braced her hands on my shoulders.

I looked up at her in surprise as she started fucking herself hard on my cock.

“Kat, you been smoking that shit?”

“No of course not, why would you ask me that?”

“I don’t know, you seem a little frisky to me.” She didn’t stop, in fact her movements got even wilder as she tried to break my dick off. I came home to be used by this freak.

She didn’t even know when I came the first time. Her greedy ass was working on orgasm number three. “Hey stop that!” I pulled her lip from between her teeth before she made it bleed.

“Come!” I had to do some maneuvering in order to take her in my arms and try to calm her ass down. I thought a soft kiss would do the trick; she bit me!

“What the hell got into you?”

“Just shut up and move Colton.” Okay hold the hell up. I flipped her pregnant ass around, being careful not to hurt her of course.

I had her legs as high up on my waist as they would go and went to town on her pussy. She stayed with me stroke for stroke, fucking back at me

Too bad for her ass I’d already nutted inside her so I was in this shit for the long haul. She laughed at my ass like she knew what I was thinking and squeezed her pussy around me.

“Shit…fuck…” She got me! I tried to hang in there but she did gymnastics on my dick and it wasn’t long before my face was buried in her neck and my back went into spasms as I came hard as fuck.