Donna:

Hello and welcome to Good Day USA. I’m your host today, Donna Gomez-Rivera.

Jamie:

And I’m also your host, Jamie Buchanan.

Our top story today is discussing the main topic of conversation on the minds of millions of New Yorkers.

Donna:

That’s right. And that question, quite simply is who is Eliza Seymour fuc—

Jamie:

I think you meant to ask, who is Eliza Seymour dating right now!

Donna:

Err … right. That’s exactly what I meant to say. I forgot for a second we’re on television. So the question is more than dating, because let's not forget that this is Eliza Seymour we’re talking about.

Jamie:

That’s right. This man-eater doesn't waste her time. She’s probably not looking for love. She’s said so many, many times before. But that was before she left for Paris. Maybe she’s changed? Who knows, but one thing has to stay true. Someone like Eliza doesn’t go this long without sex.

Donna:

So that only means that there is a lucky guy out there in New York City who is having his way with Eliza.

Jamie:

Or two.

Donna:

That’s right. This is Eliza we’re talking about. So there very well could be more than one man who is pumping his love stick into Eliza Seymour. We never know with her. But what we do know is that had this been the same heiress before she left for Paris, it would've been splashed all across the front pages of every tabloid in the city.

Jamie:

Everything would be captured. All the way up to the very last intimate sexual detail of what went on in the bedroom. But that's not the case this year. Dare I say that darling Eliza is now a bit more refined and mature in her dealings with men?

Donna:

She’s probably still the same freaky girl behind closed doors, but it looks like at this point in time, she’s no longer parading herself in front of the press.

Jamie:

Which makes us sad. Our ratings are definitely better when the cameras catch her on her knees.

Donna:

Nevertheless, what we know is this. Eliza has to be doing someone. Whether it’s multiple people or not, we simply don’t know. That by itself is a big thing because normally by now, we’d be all over the story. Which means that she's playing everything closer to the vest.

Jamie:

It could be that she’s being more cautious considering that she’s trying to demonstrate that she has the ability and temperament to be custodian of her family fortune.

Donna:

Which would make her very responsible and grown up.

Jamie:

Exactly. Something you don’t normally associate with Eliza Seymour. You know what that means?

Donna:

I do. That just means that whatever is being hidden is probably juicy, juicy, juicy. Something scandalous and taboo!

Jamie:

Which means, viewers, you can rest assured that we’re not going to stop until we figure it out and can bring it to you!

Donna:

We won’t let you down. But sadly, that’s our Operation Eliza Watch segment for today. We’re cutting to commercial break, but when we come back, stay tuned as we chat with Aidan Stone and the remarkable career transformation of this one time romance cover model and his 12 Inches!