Jennifer:

Welcome to Good Day USA. I'm your host, Jennifer Long.

Jan:

And I'm your co-host, Susan Duran.

Jennifer:

We're starting off today with major breaking news that's got the city talking. So shocking that we're advising all our viewers to be sitting down and not operating heavy machinery when they hear or see this broadcast.

Susan:

That's because what New York City has been waiting for has finally happened. Eliza Seymour has lived up to the reputation that she's known for.

Jennifer:

Media outlets around the city were tipped off late last night through anonymous sources that the heiress has been carrying on a romantic relationship with both Derek Stackford and Carter Blake.

Susan:

That's right Nicky. Sources indicate that Ms. Seymour not only has an intimate relationship with both her stepfathers, but may have had sexual encounters with both men simultaneously.

Jennifer:

A threesome?

Susan:

The best kind. It looks like Eliza Seymour really hasn't changed much. Just learned to hide it better.

Jennifer:

Was there ever really any doubt that she had changed? Did we all expect that she went to Paris and then just because her father died she came back as a nun?

Susan:

Critics are charging that there is an added level of depravity in this situation because Ms. Seymour is sleeping with both of her stepfathers at the same time. The relationship has a faint taboo nature to it, they say.

Jennifer:

It has a very strong taboo nature to it. But there really isn't anything very wrong with it on paper. Neither of the men are her biological father. Neither of the men has actually forced themselves on her. And neither of the men knew her in any way before she had turned 18 years old.

Susan:

It's a deliciously dirty situation to be in, for sure. But many of you may be wondering what the reaction of the elder Mrs. Wanda Seymour has been to all this.

Jennifer:

And that's the interesting part. So far the reaction has been zero. Complete and utter radio silence. Nothing at all.

Susan:

We know that Wanda and her stepdaughter are not the best of friends. There is very little love lost in that relationship. And usually in a situation like this, you would think that the other party would take a moment to gloat.

Jennifer:

It could be that Wanda Seymour isn't basking in triumph now, because she's waiting for something even bigger to happen.

Susan:

Such as?

Jennifer:

If this leads to the end of Eliza Seymour keeping control of her family's finances, then Wanda Seymour would give up making any mention of anything right about now. She'd be biding her time. Letting her stepdaughter do all the self-destruction right in front of her.

Susan:

Scary thoughts. Thank you, Jennifer. Unfortunately, that's all the time we have today.

Jennifer:

Right. When we come back, stay tuned for exclusive coverage from Senator Parker Trask as he highlights his transition from hard partying playboy to champion of the common man in the Senate! All after these commercial messages!