“Are you shitting me?”

Of course he’s not. It’s the fucking day before Christmas Eve, there’s a foot of snow on the ground, and I’d probably have to be suicidal to get on a damn plane right now anyways.

Doesn’t mean I’m not still seeing red.

Because I have to get home.

The securities business Kyle and I set up is killing it these days, which is great. But it also means a shitload of traveling, which I kinda hate.

I always get a weird sort of anxiety whenever I’m away from Shelter Harbor these days. It’s been six years since I spoke the vows a second time to the only girl I ever wanted to say them to – six years since we decided to settle down and make our lives right there in that town. But there’s something that’s always stuck with me after I spent eight years away from the place that still held my heart and the only family I ever knew.

I hate when I have to leave it. Especially since now it’s not just Ivy at home waiting for me. Now there’s also Emma, our three-and-a-half-year old, and Nora, our thirteen-month old waiting for Daddy to come home.

Oh, and Lucas, technically. Ivy’s pregnant again – six and a half months, and this time with a boy.

I was starting to feel a little out-numbered in that house.

The house I’m currently being told I won’t be able to get to for the next three days since there’s a perfect storm of being the day before Christmas Eve, the airlines pulling their usual overbooking shit, and literally a storm of snow and ice.

Fucking wonderful.

“There has to be another way into Boston tonight,” I growl, the thought of my two little girls and my pregnant wife beckoning like a beacon in my head. “A private plane, fucking something.”

The guy behind the airline desk gives me the same genuinely sincere apologetic look he’s already given me about a dozen times.

“I’m so sorry, Mr. Hart, but the whole Northeast has been grounded.”

Fuck.

I rub the bridge of my nose with my fingers, grinding my teeth before taking a deep breath.

“Okay, how soon tomorrow morning do you think they could feasibly-”

“How many times you gonna make the guy say no, pal?”

I whirl on the dipshit standing in line behind me with a fury in my eyes I’m willing to bet he wasn’t quite expecting. His eyes go slightly wide as I draw up my full height and jab a finger at his pudgy chest.

“As many fucking times as it takes to figure out how I’m going to get home in time for Christmas for my two little girls. That cool with you?”

He swallows quickly and nods.

“Great, thanks.”

I turn back to the airline clerk, who does a pretty admirable job of hiding a grin.

“If you’d like, Mr. Hart, with your corporate account with us, the airline is more than happy to put you up in deluxe accommodations for the night. We can give you a call first thing tomorrow when we know if conditions have changed.”

I drop my face into my hands and growl as quietly as I can.

“I’m really not getting out of New York tonight, am I?”

He shakes his head, genuinely looking as upset about it as I feel.

“Not on a plane, I’m afraid.”

* * *

“Are you with Santa?”

I smile for the first time in hours at the sound of Emma’s voice on the phone.

“I was earlier, pumpkin.”

“Really!?”

One of the weirdest parts about being a parent is learning when it’s actually okay to lie to your children. Besides, this is more of a story than a lie anyways.

“Yeah, really. But only for a second, because he’s really busy getting ready to bring you and your sister all your toys.”

Emma gasps over the line. “Did you see the reindeer?”

The smile spreads even wider across my face. “I sure did.”

“Mama!” I laugh as I pull the phone away from my ear. “Daddy met the reindeer!”

I grin, imagining Ivy’s rolled eyes.

Emma gets back on the line. “Mama says it’s time for bed.”

“Well Mama’s right!” I lay back in the large hotel bed in the empty dark of the room, thinking of our bright, warm, kitchen back home and my family all there waiting for me.

“I think you should get some sleep, pumpkin.”

“Will Santa come early if I do?”

I laugh. “I don’t think so, but I bet if you’re extra good to your mom tonight, he’ll know.”

Emma gasps again. “Okay, goodnight Daddy!” she says extra quickly.

“Night princess, I love you.”

“I love you!”

There’s a beat before I hear Ivy’s honeyed laugh come over the line.

“Are you bribing our daughter with Santa in order to get her to go to bed?”

“Definitely.”

She laughs again. “You’re terrible.”

“Is it working?’”

“Well she’s manically brushing her teeth while changing into her pajamas, and trying to comb her hair at the same time. So, yes, it’s working.”

I laugh into the empty silence of the room.

“Is the hotel room nice at least?”

I make a face. “No.”

She snorts. “Oh, yeah, I hear the Ritz Carlton has really gone downhill these days.”

Okay, the room is stupidly nice – gold trim, a huge king-sized bed, luxurious furniture, and a bathroom that Ivy would lose her mind over. It’s a room fit for a king, or, say, a CEO of a high-end securities firm that just signed a sweet government sub-contracting job.

I’d trade all of it to be home right now with my girls.

“How’s New York?”

“Loud. Kind of dirty. Huge.” I grin. “You ever miss living here?”

Ivy snorts again. “Nope.”

“Oh, hey, did my presents arrive?”

She hasn’t said anything yet about the two boxes I know have been delivered – one small and one quite large.

“Oh, yeah, it- Emma! No running down the stairs, honey.”

I smile.

“Open it yet?”

I can hear Ivy grin through the phone. “I assumed it was a Christmas present?”

I push my finger through my hair, grinning and feeling my cock stir a little bit at the thought of the presents I got my wife.

“Well, it is, but I’d meant for you to open it early. I mean, ideally with me there, but you should still open it early.”

“I shouldn’t wait until Christmas morning with the girls?”

“It might jump-start some really interesting conversations with our three-year old about the kinds of presents mommies and daddies give each other.”

I can practically see the bloom of red across Ivy’s face through the phone.

“Silas Hart,” she says quietly, breathlessly.

“Yes?” I grin, slipping my hand behind my head.

“Why do I get the impression that you’ve been naughty?”

I groan at her words, my cock actually throbbing in my pants at the word “naughty” dripped from my wife’s sexy, pouty lips.

“Cause I have been.”

I can hear her swallow thickly. “I need to put Emma down, but can I call you after?”

I grin as I stand from the bed. “Take your time. I’m going to rinse off, but call me after you open the small one. And say goodnight to our little munchkin for me.”

* * *

I’m pouring myself a scotch from the mini bar, wrapped in a towel after my shower, when my phone rings from across the room.

“Okay, someone was very naughty.”

I grin. “Does that mean you like it?”

Ivy breathes heavily into the phone. “You know I like it. And you know how much I love this shade of red.”

My wife could wear fucking burlap and look sexy, but the thought of her in the sheer, lacy, wildly expensive red lingerie I got her has my blood pumping in my veins a little quicker.

Ivy whistles lowly. “It’s really hot.”

“It’s going to look even hotter on you.”

She makes a sound.

“What’s up?”

“Silas, it’s gorgeous, I just don’t know if it’ll, I mean-” she sighs. “You do remember that I’m almost seven months pregnant, right?”

“Yeah I thought I recalled something about that.”

She giggles.

“I had it special ordered. It’s maternity lingerie, specifically for six and a half months.”

“Oh?” Her voice perks up.

“Yeah, try it on.”

She giggles again. “Now?”

“Kids asleep?”

“Well, yeah, but-”

“So try it on, gorgeous.”

Her breath comes heavy through the phone.

“Okay.”

I hear her put the phone down, and in the silence, I can imagine her slipping her clothes off and revealing that sweet body, swollen with our child. I imagine that rounded belly, her full, ripe breasts.

The way I know she gets extra wet in the third trimester.

The towel is barely hanging onto my hips at this point with how hard my cock is underneath it, so I toss it aside as I climb onto the bed. I lie back into the pillows, sipping at my scotch as I fantasize about my sexy pregnant wife.

“Okay, um, wow.” Ivy sounds breathless.

“Fit okay?”

“It’s perfect,” she purrs in a way that has my cock pulsing even harder.

“I’d love to see it, you know.”

She laughs seductively. “Oh I bet you would.”

“You know that phone has a camera.”

She laughs again. “Dirty boy.”

“You have no idea.”

“Oh I think I do actually, but I think I’m going to make you wait on this one.”

I groan. “You’re terrible.”

“Awww,” she says it with an exaggerated voice. “Am I being too much of cock tease, baby?”

I groan audibly at the word and she giggles seductively.

“Do me a favor?”

“Yes?” she breathes.

“Say that word again,” I growl.

“Cock,” she husks out.

How the fuck did I get this woman again?

“Fuck, I could hear you say that all day.”

She giggles. “Well maybe I like being a little tease. Besides, if we wait, tomorrow I can be your Christmas present.”

My hand wraps around my cock before I’m even aware of it as I growl into the phone.

“Do I get to unwrap you?”

“Mhmm,” Ivy half-moans into the phone.

“I think you should open the other box now.”

“Silas, it’s huge.”

I grin. “Did the moving guys bring it into the bedroom?”

“Yeah.”

“Go ahead and open it.”

“Okay, hang on.”

There’s the sound of my wife pulling the tape on the large delivery box, and I can feel my blood pumping in anticipation. I was told when ordering the thing that it comes pre-assembled, so all Ivy had to do is pull away the outer shipping box and the actual packaging and it’ll be right there for her.

The swing.

This being our third kid, I’ve become pretty well schooled in how my wife’s body behaves during pregnancy. For one, she’s incredibly horny, especially in that transition from second to third trimester. “Insatiable” actually might be the best word to use there. She’s like a wild animal at times, pouncing on me even before I can get my coat off walking through the front door or straight-up jumping me in the shower.

I’d be a fucking idiot if that were a complaint, by the way.

But the other thing about her being almost seven months is that it gets harder to be, well, adventurous in our love-making. I know Ivy loves to be on top, and loves it when I fuck her from behind. But that gets tough when you’ve got a beach-ball in your belly weighing you down.

Hence, the swing. The sex swing, to be precise - the one specifically built for pregnant women. It’s like a sling of sorts that hangs from a frame that allows some extra support. Hell, I took one look at it on the online store and thought of a million dirty things we could do with it. She could use it to ride me, or lay back in it while I spread her legs and fucked her slow and deep. We could even use it for to bend over in while I take her from behind – something that’s gotten harder and harder to do on a bed.

I got my wife a dirty sex swing for Christmas, and she’s opening it right now.

“Silas, what the heck is-” her words stutter and stop. “Oh.”

I can hear her take a sharp breath as she realizes what she’s looking at, and I grin. I know that sharp breath. That’s the sharp breath of her body sizzling with desire. That’s the sharp breath of her hormones going into overdrive, her skin tingling all over, her nipples growing almost painfully erect, and her sweet pussy flooding with her juices.

I would trade my right fucking leg to be home with her right at that moment.

“Fuck, Silas,” she breathes.

“Like it?”

“I really wish you were home right now,” she husks. Her voice is smoky and raw, and I love that I know how turned on she is right now.

I love that I know how fucking wet she is.

“Me too,” I growl back, my hand wrapping around my cock again and slowly stroking it. I picture her standing there in that hot red lingerie. I picture laying her back in that swing, pulling those lacy sheer panties to the side and dragging my tongue through her slit.

“The kids are asleep,” she says quietly, her voice still heavy with lust.

“Get in that swing, gorgeous,” I say darkly, loving the way she gasps at my directness.

“Hang on, I’m taking this lingerie off.”

I start to protest but she shushes me.

“I want to save it for tomorrow, and besides,” she giggles, the sound like a live-wire right to my rock-hard cock.

“Besides, I want to be totally naked right now.”

“I am,” I growl, and she moans.

“Okay, I’m sitting in it,” she whispers, and that breathiness in her voice gets my cock throbbing.

I groan, picturing her laying back naked in the swing, and I start to stroke my cock.

“Play with your pussy, gorgeous.”

She moans instantly. “I already am.”

“How wet are you.”

She gasps again. “I’m so wet, Silas. I wish you were here to see how wet I was,” she moans.

I growl picturing her laying back in the swing with her legs spread, my name on her lips, and her fingers buried in that pussy.

“Are you hard?”

I groan. “I’ve been hard as a fucking rock ever since you said ‘naughty’.”

She groans. “Stroke it for me, Silas?”

I growl as I jerk my thick shaft up and down, my balls heavy and aching for release already. “I already am.”

Ivy moans. “It’s so comfy in this thing,” she purrs. “God I can’t wait to use this with you.”

Her breath catches, and I know she’s moving her thumb across her swollen clit.

“Tease your nipples for me,” I command, knowing how sensitive they get at this stage in pregnancy.

She gasps loudly. “Uh-huh.” She moans again. “Play with your balls, honey,” she coos out, making me groan and toss my head back as I cup them in one hand. “Pretend it’s my fingers, stroking them.”

My eyes close, as I picture my perfect wife, swollen with child, lying back and playing with that sweet perfect pussy.

We continue like that, our breaths and our dirty words mingling over the phone line.

“Fuck, Silas…”

“Ivy-”

“I’m going to come soon,” she whispers heatedly.

I can feel my blood pounding, and the familiar feeling of the inevitable welling up inside me.

“I want to hear it when you come,” I growl. “I want to hear the sounds you make when you make that tight pussy come for me, baby.”

She cries out softly. “Please come with me! Please stroke that cock and make it come for me!”

I growl, feeling my cum boiling up inside. “Ivy-”

“Oh God, Silas, I’m- oooooh...”

It’s her moans that do it. It’s her moans that always do it.

It’s the sound of her coming, of her shattering like that that pushes me over the edge. My cock lurches in my fist, and I can feel the cum rocketing out. My world spins and my blood roars in my ears. I keep stroking as I listen to my wife orgasm fiercely over the phone, gasping as the hot cum splatters down across my abs.

And the whole time, she’s right there in my ear, coming with me.

We take a second, breathing heavily.

“Mmmm, okay I needed that,” she purrs, giggling quietly.

I chuckle. “Same. But I want you here with me. Or I want to be there, next to you.”

“I know, me too.”

I put her on speaker as I check my phone for any updates from the airline and scowl when I see the big red “grounded” status still on the whole city.

“I can’t miss Christmas with you and the girls,” I mutter sullenly.

“It’s-” she sighs, “it’s not ideal, but they’ll understand.”

“What about you?”

“I’ll understand. I do understand, Silas.”

“It won’t be the same.”

The glow I’ve just experienced starts to fade as the reality of spending Christmas away from my family and my heart, here in this fucking hotel room starts to settle like a gloom.

“We’ll just have it when you get back,” Ivy says brightly.

“Oh, shit-” She pulls away from the phone for a second. “Shit, Nora’s awake, honey. Can I call you later? Or tomorrow?”

I wince, wishing more than ever that I were home. “Go, go, it’s fine. How about I call you tomorrow morning with an update.”

“Sounds good,” she says quietly. “Hey Silas?”

“Yeah?”

“I love you so much.”

I grin widely, my heart soaring right out of my chest.

“I love you too, Ivy.”

* * *

It’s after I hang up, and after I rinse off again in the shower, that something hits me. And it takes me a second to realize what it is that’s nagging at my thoughts until I remember standing there at the airline desk earlier.

“I’m really not getting out of New York tonight, am I?”

“Not on a plane, I’m afraid.”

I’m pulling pants on and stuffing my shit into my bag in a nanosecond.

Fuck this.

I am not missing Christmas with my family, and I am not going to be kept from the home I once fought so hard to get back to.

Not a chance.