CHAPTER 20
Sophie
Stopping at yet another magazine stand and grabbing everything that has me on it, I hand the vendor some cash and proceed to throw them in the nearest trash can.
“Soph you can’t do this everywhere we go. You do realize they’re everywhere, not just in Vegas, right?”
“I know this Ash but… I don’t know what else to do. I’m so humiliated at how I acted.”
“Savvy you have to show her.”
“Bitch! No, I don’t!”
“Look at her. Either you show her or I fucking will.”
“Fine!” Savvy pulls out her phone and plays around with it for a moment. Then she places it in my face and I can’t help but laugh.
“Is he?”
“NO! Zander is most certainly not fingering me on the red carpet nor is his finger anywhere near my asshole like those dickheads wrote. I’m showing you this against my will in solidarity. I’ve been there girl. You may not believe it now but it does get better.”
“God, I hope so. It’s just been one thing after another since we got here and I haven’t seen Gabe in over a day…” My lip starts to quiver as it all starts to hit me.
Sav and Ash pull me in for hugs as they try to reassure me that it’s not that bad. “I’m singing about dildos all over the internet! What if Gabe see’s it one day?”
“By the time he’s searching for porn on the internet that’ll be long gone.”
“Gross. Fine, I’ll try to forget about it for today because I’m too excited! Did you guys really get tickets to see…” I look around to make sure no one can hear me. “The Magic Mike show?”
“That we did little Sophie, that we did.” Ash looks at her phone. “Shit, we have to get over there. We’ve been so sidetracked by all these newsstands we’re a little behind schedule.” She laughs.
“And remember…” Savvy points at me and Ash. “The guys know nothing and it’ll stay that way. Zander will kill me if he knows I went to see half-naked men dancing on stage.”
“Ditto for Josh.” Ash states.
“I don’t think Kyle would care.”
“Are you kidding me? He’d probably be worse than Josh and Zander combined!”
“Definitely.” Savvy agrees and at that moment all of our phones start blowing up with text messages.
“Uh oh.” Ashlyn laughs.
“Threats to spank your ass?” Savvy asks.
“Yup and to tie me to the bed.” But Ashlyn’s face lights up with excitement when she talks about being tied up making me laugh.
I look down at my own phone and see three simultaneous texts from Kyle.
Kyle: Ash wasn’t as stealthy as she thought about buying those tickets. I can’t believe you girls were going to sneak a Chippendales show in!
Kyle: Baby, if I find out you were anywhere near naked men you’ll end up with a red ass.
Kyle: I’m not kidding Soph.
“Busted! Let’s do this!”
We all cheer and decide to see the show we planned on, punishments be damned. We’re banking on the fact that no matter what it’ll end with an orgasm and that’s just fine by us.
On our drive over to the venue we shut our phones off because the guys were seriously getting pissed off. Don’t even tell me they haven’t been to a strip club? It’s the same thing except we’ll be in a huge crowd. It’s not like we’ll be fondling balls and rubbing some peen. Give me a freaking break.
“I know you’re probably second guessing going to this show from the looks on your faces. But I need this. Take one for the team!”
“No worries Soph, we weren’t planning on backing out.” Savvy winks at me and I sigh in relief. I should know better than to think their men run their lives. It’s probably the opposite and that thought makes me chuckle.
We pull up to the building and jump out ready for a good time. When Ash hands over the tickets we’re ushered to the front row and that’s when I start to get nervous. If we were in the back there would be no problem but front row center we could garner some attention. Savvy with her platinum blonde hair and tight little body, Ash and her chocolate colored hair that falls in waves down her back and her long ass legs. How someone so short has legs like that makes me want to smack her.
“I hate you guys.” I yell after my second margarita by the yard. “How do you look so fucking good after kids yet I look like frumpy McGee.”
“Are you shitting me?” Ash asks. “I’d kill for your tits and don’t even get me started on your ass! I do lunges every fucking day to get an ass like that and I’m stuck with a booty that’s as flat as a damn board. Own it girl, your hot shit!”
“To MILFS!” Savvy raises her drink in salute as me and Ash follow suit.
Music starts to blare from the stage as the lights go out and we wait in anxious anticipation. I’ve never been to one of these before and I don’t know what to expect.
Halfway through the show one of the half-naked cowboys on stage takes the mic and looks at the three of us. “Ladies, it seems we have some special guests in the audience.”
“Fuck.” The three of us say together as we sink further into our seats trying to hide.
“I told you to use a fake last name bitch.” Savvy yells at Ash.
“Are you all familiar with a fighter by the name of Kyle Cage?” The cowboy asks and the girls go crazy! “How about Zander Cage?” Same response and we know Josh’s introduction’s coming. “How about the Josh Cage? Do you all love the Cage brothers?” The girls go even more insane and I’m hoping this isn’t going where I think it is.
“Their ladies are in the audience, should we have a little fun with them?”
The three of us are shouting no as everyone else cheers on. A spotlight’s set upon us and I’m ready to puke. After my little blunder last night my main objective is to stay out of the freaking spotlight.
“Can you ladies join us up on stage pretty please?” He’s pouting.
“Fuck, how can I resist a begging cowboy?” Ash gets up pulling Savvy who pulls me. We’re a chain making our way to the stage and my legs shake the whole way. Right before we take a step up on stage Savvy pulls Ash’s hand so we’re all facing each other.
“Ladies, whatever happens it will be totally worth it. Got it?”
“Got it.” We repeat back.
There are three chairs on stage and we’re each escorted to one. I’m laughing my ass off having the time of my life as a firefighter comes out and starts grinding on me. When he lifts my chair clear in the air halfway through the song and drops it while holding me up. That’s where things turn uncomfortable. His head is in my vagina and he’s motorboating me. What the fuck? I look over and Savvy and Ash have surprised looks on their faces but their asses ARE STILL IN THEIR CHAIRS!
I tap the firefighters head. “Excuse me kind sir. Can you put me back down, my boyfriend really won’t like this.”
“Sorry, I got carried away with a beautiful woman.” He smiles at me and places me back in my chair.
“That was a blasty blast!” Savvy exclaims.
“You didn’t have a guy sniffing your naughty bits.”
“Fuck, if Kyle sees that he’s gonna flip out!” Ash yells and I hope that no one got that on video but I know after last night that’s too much to ask.
“You’re my witnesses. It was against my will!” I quickly pull out my phone and shoot a text saying as much to Kyle. He’ll believe me.
Kyle: I can’t wait until you get home babe
He adds the devil emoji and a shiver runs up my spine. Oh shit!