Fuck me. I’m going fucking mental thinking about Daphne.

But she’s not fucking here, is she?

Don’t fucking roll you’re eyes at me. I know what you’re thinking. That I’m a fucking wanker and I don’t fucking deserve her.

But I know she’s so much more than a fucking stripper. I know she’s got so much potential.

I’m actually fucking glad she didn’t act like all the other fucking girls and try to jump on my enormous cock right away. I want this to be right. I want to deserve this woman. I want to be worthy of her.

Then why the fuck am I in my Bentley with my mates not two hours after she and I parted ways?

Fuck me. I can’t give you a reason. All I know is that I needed to go out. I needed to clear my fucking head. So I called them up. They’re always down for a night out. Sons of fucking Wall Street titans and Senators and the lot.

I look out the window of the Bentley as it's driving down the street, and see that the line to the fucking club goes nearly one fucking city block.

Jesus Christ, I think. This many people on a Friday night want to go to this spot. Are there that many lonely fucking people out in the world?

It's not like I want to come here. But it gets me out with my mates. It’s a chance to clear my head, like I said, remember? A way to unwind. A place to pick up the sluts so I don't have to do a lot of work to figure out who I'm going to fuck for the night.

That’s right. I’m going to clear my head the only fucking way I know. I’m going to drink and fuck it out.

After all – if that cunt DA presses charges and gets an indictment, this is all gone, isn’t it?

A part of me can’t say I blame the DA for fucking me up the ass like that.

I know I sound like a cocky, arrogant bastard, and I guess if you called me that, I'd look you in the face and tell you that you were absolutely right.

Then, if you were a bloke, I'd beat the shit out of you.

But guess what? Nothing would happen to me.

Because I'm the fucking prince. My father, no matter how much of a wanker he is, is still a head of fucking state. Which means I have something known as diplomatic immunity. There are certain crimes I can commit and there’s very little the police can do about it, because I’m a foreign dignitary.

It's good to be the son of the fucking King. But it’s made me into an asshole. I’m realizing this the more I think about Daphne.

"Stop the car, here," my mate Max instructs the driver.

"Oh come on, mate," I say out loud. "What's the fucking point of having a car drop you off if we're walking the whole fucking block to get to the club?"

Max hems and haws but I know the reason all the blokes are going on with this stupid plan.

It's so we can walk by and have our pick of the ladies.

If these boys were just any old boys, I'd be gone faster than a Thai hooker once she's got your money. But they're my best mates. If we were at war, they'd be having my backs. I'd be having theirs.

I sigh and go along with their plan.

We exit our black stretch-Bentley and the five of us immediately draw looks. People take out their phones to take pictures of us.

That's right. They're taking pictures of me.

My 6 foot plus frame.

The way my jeans are draped down my legs and, with my shirt untucked and unbuttoned, showing off a part of my chest.

I know I have a cut fucking body. The sluts just fucking love to run their hands along my chiseled abs and fucking ripped pecs. They love to run their tongue all over that shit. I don't stop them at all.

I know they're staring at me right now. The way my shirt is tightly wrapped around my ripped body, highlighting what needs to be highlighted. I know they can see the bulge in my pants. The 11 inches of thick cock that I have swinging between my legs. Ready to be unleashed at a moment's notice to fuck the stray female of the herd that crosses my sights.

I know they're staring at my jaw. My royal fucking jawline. With my dimples. My icy blue eyes. My tousled hair.

My mates are doing their best to be the peacock, strutting and swaggering their way up the line, making their way for the fucking door. But I know that of the lot, I’m the only royal alpha male.

"Boys, this looks ridiculous," I tell them. "I’m a fucking Prince – we can get in whenever the fuck we want. It's not a big deal that we're skipping the line. We don't have to make a big show of it. People are going to laugh at us."

I'm just looking out for them. I give fuck all if anyone laughs at me. I'll just screw their wife on their bed while they're laughing at me.

I walk through the doors and look at my mates behind me. The boys didn't listen and I realize that maybe I have it too easy - with my looks, my cash, my title. Because what I thought is ridiculous is actually working. They're picking up a girl or two each, talking and spitting game out at the various ladies that are waiting in line.

I shake my head to myself. These women are dressed as skanky as they can get. Trying to emulate the hookers and the porn stars that they think all the blokes are after. Trying to shuck themselves silly. At least onto me.

I wonder how many of the boys will actually make it into the club and how many will decide to just quit while they're ahead and take these girls home.

Night ending before it even begins.

So much for fucking friendship, huh? After I gave you that giant spiel a few minutes ago about how they have my back and I have theirs, I’m realizing that not all of them may even make it into the club. They just wanted to come with me for the celebrity I afforded them.

Fuck, why am I thinking like this all of a sudden?

I’m just going to enjoy tonight, and try not to fucking think about Daphne. And if at the end of the night I want to fuck, I'm sure there'll be plenty of options.

Not that there aren't already.

Remember how I told you that the plan was working for my mates? Getting out of the Bentley limo early and walking down the street to the club before the bouncer let us in? Well, if they were attracting one or two girls, I've attracted at least five.

A fucking gaggle.

They're cute - I won't deny that. But guess who’s in my head? Fucking right.

I need a drink.

Scotch whiskey for me. I order a bottle. $4,000. Only the top shelf liquor for me. And by top shelf, I mean a shelf high enough that only I can reach.

The girls coo with delight as I order, but all I think is how this means so little to Daphne. She doesn’t give two shits that I’m a fucking Prince.

I mean, I’m fucking global, mate. Heir to a First World European island nation, the financial hub of Western Europe.

My face is splashed across the TV screens, newspapers, and tabloids - looking down on at least 4 billion people.

But that wasn’t enough for Daphne tonight.

I sigh as the girls sit down in the VIP section. I lean back, seeing what they're going to say. Maybe one of these girls will have something smart going on in their heads. Something that distracts me from thinking of the curves on Daphne, or that beautiful smile of hers, or those soft, wide, innocent looking eyes.

"Well, well, well, ladies," I say, putting my arms back on the sofa. "Who may you be?"

"I'm Carrie," the blonde next to me on my right says with a smile.

"I'm Anna," next to her.

"I'm Anya," her friend says.

"I'm Dee," one on my left chimes.

"I'm Candy," the one next to her says. She doesn't hold back either. "I give good head."

Fuck me. Whatever happened to fucking small talk?

I had looked for a night out with my mates to distract myself from Daphne. But all they wanted was for me to get them into the club. And all these birds want now is to tell their friends that they’ve been with me.

Fuck, a little late to discover how fucking shallow this is, isn’t it?

This life isn’t working for me anymore. It isn’t getting thoughts I didn’t want to think of out of my head. I looked at the sluts and expected it would be easy to fuck the feelings out. But I can’t do it. I’m not feeling anything for them.

I need to go.

"Listen, ladies," I say, clearly exasperated. "I'm having a bit of an early night tonight. Have to behave."

"Why?" Carrie asks.

"Don’t want to get in trouble with the law, love," I say, drawn into the hint of a conversation. “Besides, I can’t get the thought of another bird I met out of my head – I’m just not in the mood tonight, I guess.”

"Can I come home with you?" she asks.

And there it goes. Boom. Why would I take back home when I just fucking said I was hung up on another bird and not in the fucking mood? Even if there had been no Daphne, I wasn’t taking her home. Ever.

"No," I say, basically figuring a question like that only deserves a one-word answer.

"Can I?" Anya asks, her face lighting up.

What the fuck? She thinks because I didn't take her friend, she now has a better chance?

I sigh and take a large drink of my scotch.

I know what you're going to say to me, okay? Not every girl is like this. There's some with great personalities. I know what you're going to say. And a few days ago, I would have said that any girl that comes near me with whatever personality and brains is going to want to fuck me and is going to forget everything else.

But then I fucking met Daphne. She’s got more fucking class and sense in her fucking finger than all of these girls combined.

"Do you want to fuck me?" the girl called Anya asks me, batting her eyelashes.

At least Dee is a bit more reserved. She just brings her fist to her mouth and makes a blowjob motion, then smiles at me.

I sigh. Even if I did want to fuck, it wouldn’t do anything for what’s going on in my head. I’d just feel worse. Like I cheated on Daphne. I had come here to forget about her. It wasn’t working.

"Listen, ladies, I'm out," I say. "Help yourself to the booze."

They look at me with sad eyes, but I know, just like real birds, they'll forget about it in the next few moments.

At least I fucking hope so.

Welcome to my fucking fabulous life. Fuck me.

God, I can’t fucking wait to see Daphne again.

* * *

I get home and decide I need a fucking shower.

My cock is hard thinking of Daphne non-stop by the time I walk into my massive shower and turn the gold-plated knobs. Fuck it, I think and grab my cock.

I’m thinking of Daphne as I stroke my pole and it doesn’t take long before I’m coating the walls of my shower with my thick cum.

But the moment I get out, the phone rings. It’s Daphne. At 2 am. Speak of the fucking devil.

“Little late for you, love,” I say into the phone with a smile, falling down on the couch like a fucking lovesick 16-year-old. “Want me to come over?”

If you can hear eyes being rolled, that’s what it sounds like. But after that, she says quite clearly, “I really don’t want to be..uhm…stripping for the rest of my life.” Good. This was fucking progress. “If you can help me, I can help you.”

“Excellent,” I say aloud. This was the happiest I’d been since she’d left.

“But I have some conditions if I’m going to do this,” she says.

Fuck me. Here it comes. Let’s see how much I’m going to have to pay.

“Okay,” I say, bracing myself.

“First,” she begins. Fuck, she’s got a list. “I don’t want you to pay me. But you are going to do some real charity. Not the photo op kind. I get to pick them and I’ll pick the events as well if needed.”

Easy enough.

“Done,” I say.

She moves on. “Secondly, we need to make clear, that I’m not like some mistress of yours,” she says.

“I’m not going to have sex with you,” she repeats.

Fuck me. Is she being serious? She’s going to pass up the opportunity for me?

But more importantly, I’m going to have to do without her?

Fucking hell. But I need to be near her.

“Fine,” I say with a tight voice. I’ll just have to find it elsewhere.

“Thirdly,” she says over the phone and I can see she’s rehearsed this. “You can’t have sex with anyone else.”

What. The. Fuck.

It’s bad enough that she’s going to prance around in that hot fucking body of hers and say I can’t fuck her. But now I can’t fuck anyone else either?

I gulp. All of a sudden, I need a fucking drink.

“Fine,” I croak.

“Great!” she squeals. She doesn’t even want the money. The whole point of this was giving her enough money to not strip.

“And you give up stripping, right love?” I ask. If she’s going to be stripping at the club, then all bets are off.

“Uhm, right. Yes!” she agrees. Fuck me, I’m going mental for this bird.

“Right, then,” I say, trying to draw my mind away from impure thoughts. “Let’s plan on doing something the day after tomorrow then, love. Get us out in front of the cameras. I’ll have Pressly plan something out and you can tell me if it lives up to your standards.”

We trade details and then hang up.

I sigh deeply to myself.