She could still taste him.

“Come on, I’ll walk you home.”

Right now, she wasn’t sure if she should go anywhere with this man, much less home. She wiped the back of her hand over her mouth, amazed that the tingle in her lips could transfer so easily to the skin in her hand. It was like touching poison ivy.

“Um, okay,” she replied warily. Research, remember? That’s all it was and all it ever would be. Even if he was the most attractive man she’d ever met, she had no place getting involved with someone who wasn’t in it for the long haul.

“You ready?” Max grabbed his legal pad and headed for the library doors.

“Have a good evening!” the librarian chirped as they passed the desk.

Sophy could feel her face getting hotter and hotter and she turned her head away from the circulation desk, pretending to be utterly fascinated in a large poster announcing upcoming adult literacy classes. The ten seconds it took her to walk from the table to the door were the longest of her life.

Well, except for when he had kissed her—time had stood still for that.

He waited outside on the stone steps, appearing as though he didn’t have a care in the world. She watched him flick a piece of lint from his blazer, then strode up to him and jabbed him in the chest with her index finger.

“You kissed me!”

He glanced up absently. “Should I have grabbed you and slapped my hand over your mouth instead?”

Sophy’s gaze flickered down to his lean brown hand, taking in the long tapered fingers and the dusting of dark hair near his thick wrist. A tendon flexed under the smooth skin and she swallowed. Okay, so maybe the alternative wasn’t so bad either.

“Okay, I’m sorry I kissed you,” he offered.

She stared at him, unsure what to say. Which was worse—being kissed without her permission, or being apologized to for that kiss? That spontaneous, heart-stopping, rollercoaster of a kiss... Really, it bothered her that it bothered her so much.

Heading down the stairs, she bit out between grinding teeth, “Don’t worry about it,” she said again. She got about three steps down when his hand clamped onto her wrist.

“No, wait a second.”

She turned around and looked up at him. He stood a few steps above, towering over her. His hair ruffled slightly in the spring breeze, and a muscle clenched in his jaw.

“Forget my apology, or forget I kissed you?”

She shot a warning glance at his fingers wrapped around her wrist. “Both.”

The expression in his eyes hardened as she forced herself not to look away first, and she shivered. Then he dropped her arm. “Okay,” he said simply, but a twinkle came into his eye. “Not heroic enough, huh?”

“What?”

“My kissing. Not heroic enough.”

Now she was really at a loss for words. The last thing she wanted to do was to inflate his ego, but she couldn’t lie. “It was fine,” she stammered.

Max shoved his hands in his pockets and jumped down a step towards her. The twinkle turned into a gleam. “Not earth-shattering, huh? Damn.” The corners of his mouth turned down into a pout.

“Okay, it was better than fine. Satisfied?”

He moved down to the next step, and another, until he was at eye level with her. “I should be asking you that. What do I need to work on?”

“Excuse me?” This conversation was getting a little weird. She hadn’t met many men who welcomed feedback on their kissing techniques. Then again, she hadn’t kissed a whole lot of men either.

“To be more heroic,” he explained. “That’s what you’re looking for, right?”

Sophy shifted her bag to her other shoulder. “I don’t know. More romance, maybe.” She wasn’t even sure what she meant, but it came out of her mouth automatically.

“Romance?” The gleam in his eye turned to puzzlement. “Isn’t kissing romantic enough by itself?”

Her lips curved at his question. Men. And they wonder why we have ‘headaches’. “Did you feel romantic when you kissed me?” she asked.

“What is a romantic feeling, other than lust?” he challenged.

She shrugged and resisted the urge to smooth the frown from her own forehead.

He shook his head. “No, just hormones.”

“Hormones?” she echoed. This is getting worse by the minute, Sophy thought. She wished they could go back to the part where he just did it to shut her up.

“You know, a secretion by the pituitary gland—”

The left side of her lip curled, and if she weren’t wearing her big girl panties, she would have stamped her foot in frustration. “I know what hormones are!” And if he didn’t start making sense soon, her knee would connect with a delicate part of his anatomy where many of them were active.

“And logistics,” he added. Sophy looked at him blankly. “It was the most logical way to shut you up.”

She gritted her teeth together. One afternoon with the man and her jaw was already aching; her dentist was going to kill her. “You could have asked me to be quiet.”

“I tried that, remember?” He shrugged, as though it wasn’t his fault that he had kissed her. She was collateral damage, a casualty of war.

“All right, fine. Let’s just drop the whole thing, shall we?” She darted to the left and continued down the steps. “You obviously don’t understand romance.”

“But you said that’s what I need your help with!” Max’s voice rose in the late afternoon air. “You promised!”

Sophy inhaled slowly. The air was heavy with pungent blossoms and freshly cut grass—the smells of spring. Sighing, she turned back. Damn, she had promised. And god knows she needed his help, however unheroic he might be. She was a writer, wasn’t she? She could be creative with his character, right?

The wind picked up and she pushed her hair out of her face. Eyeing him carefully, the proverbial lightbulb went on in her head. What if she really could turn him into a hero?

Not Dr. Max Wright, anal-retentive psychology professor, but Max Wright, sensitive but demanding lover. Wooer of ladies, friend to small animals and children. He looked the part, so why couldn’t he be trained to act the part? This could be a challenge...

She smiled. This could be fun. An evil kind of fun. “Okay. You want romance, we’ll do romance.”

He marched down the last few steps towards her. “In the interest of science, I thank you.” He lifted her hand gently, his lips grazing her knuckles as he blinked owlishly at her.

“Not bad. Better,” she murmured grudgingly and tugged her hand away from his light grasp. That tingling was spreading. She wondered if she was coming down with something. Leprosy, for instance.

He rocked back on his heels and shoved his hands in his pockets again. “Okay, where do we start?”

* * *

“You’re kidding me, right?”

“Nope.” Sophy beamed. This was going to be interesting. Max’s eyes were nearly bugging out of his head as he surveyed the costume she brandished. “Just be thankful I don’t write pirate romances,” she reminded him.

“At least I’d have a sword,” he muttered. The flash in his eyes didn’t appear to be gratitude, and Sophy took a halting step backwards.

“Don’t worry, this won’t take long,” she promised. “They should be locking everything up soon, so we don’t have much time anyway.”

She glanced around the wardrobe room. The college’s drama department was well stocked with all sorts of period costumes, and she had “borrowed” them once or twice during the last couple of years for research and inspiration. They were beautifully made, with an attention to historical detail that had made Sophy sigh when she first saw them. She sighed now, but not in admiration.

“At least I’m not asking you to put on historically accurate underwear.” She raised an eyebrow, curious if he even knew that would have entailed.

Max glared at her, as if to say that he’d like to see her try it.

She hung the suit back on the rack and walked towards the door. “The faster you put it on, the faster you can take it off,” she told him. The sudden vision of him peeling the breeches from his legs made her swallow tightly, and she strode out the door before he could see her blush. “I’ll just, uh, wait out in the hallway.” In the dark, behind the stage. Research, remember?

Her ears pricked up at the sound of Max unzipping his pants and the muffled whoosh as they fell to the floor. Resisting the urge to clap her hands over her ears, Sophy hummed softly to herself, hoping that it would drown out the hushed sound of the material rasping over his skin and the soft sighs of exasperation bursting forth from Max’s lips as he clearly struggled with the costume.

Soon the sound of his boot-clad feet stalking towards the door interrupted her mid-chorus, and she straightened from her leaning position against the wall. The door opened and the light from the wardrobe room streamed out into the dark hallway.

“Well?”

She squinted at him. Half his body was cast in shadow. “Let’s go out on stage where there’s better light,” she suggested.

He pulled the cravat away from his neck in obvious discomfort.

“Don’t worry,” she said, pointing towards the badly tied neckcloth. “I’ll fix that in a minute.”

“Oh, great,” he replied dully.

She maneuvered through the curtains and frog-marched him to centre stage. She had asked a tech earlier to throw on the lights for her, and a warm glow now enveloped the scuffed black platform punctuated with different colors of tape.

Reaching up, she gently slapped his hands away as he tugged at the cravat again.

“Alright, alright,” he grumbled.

She retied the cloth into a perfect knot, definitely not noticing how his Adam’s apple pressed against it. Or how his throat looked when he swallowed. Or the scent of his… whatever it was. Splaying her fingers over his shoulders, she smoothed his coat down and flicked some dust from the soft wool.

She stepped back a couple of feet and took in the effect of his powerful figure in the Regency costume. It was pretty impressive.

The tan cutaway coat hugged his broad shoulders and shifted subtly with every frustrated sigh. She circled him slowly, her pulse leaping in tandem with the twitching of his shoulder blades underneath the linen shirt, waistcoat, and coat.

While she was behind him, her gaze dragged down his back to admire the fit of the buckskin breeches. They dripped down his body like melted butter, revealing every muscular curve and the lean line of his legs.

His backside wasn’t so bad either, she realized as she gently lifted the coat tails. Although it was always disconcerting to meet a man whose derriere appeared smaller and tighter than her own.

“Hey, what are you doing under there?” His torso twisted a little.

She dropped the tails and scooted away quickly. “Research.”

His leather boots tapped an impatient tattoo on the stage and as he crossed his arms over his chest, the coat pulled over the breadth of his back.

“Damn, this is tight,” Max grumbled.

“Of course. That was the style then.” She moved around to face his scowl. “I just want to take a few pictures, and then we’ll be done. Just remember how happy you should be to be born in this era.” Sometimes she wished the opposite, wondering if her old-fashioned nature would be better suited to a time before… well, everything now.

“I think I would have preferred the pirate costume.”

She grinned and pointed her phone at him. “Don’t be too sure,” she said. “It comes with an eyepatch and a stuffed parrot pinned to your shoulder. Can you move a little more upstage? The light’s better. Yeah, just there. Perfect.”

“How is this romantic?” Max flicked the silk cravat with his forefinger disdainfully.

“It’s from a different era, where women were elegant and men were gentlemen.”

“And uncomfortable. I’m surprised they could breathe in this get-up, much less seduce anyone. Seriously, what’s so great about this?”

Sophy eyed the costume embracing his body. Suddenly her light silk sweater was feeling very very heavy. “It makes you look powerful.” She shrugged.

“Powerful?”

“Hmmm.”

“You almost done? I’ve got a wine and cheese to get to.” He sounded positively thrilled about it.

“Almost,” she promised. “Need a date?” What? She’d said what?

“Sure, why not,” he said, shocking her. “At least it won’t be boring then.”

Was that a compliment or an insult? She couldn’t tell. “Hey, why did you go into psychology?” She hoped that by talking about himself she could get him to relax a little, so he wouldn’t look so stiff and uncomfortable. But the drama department had only provided the clothes, not the stick up his backside as well. Apparently he came armed with that already.

“To find out what makes people like you tick. And then institutionalize you,” he muttered under his breath.

Sophy rolled her eyes. How flattering. She was beginning to get the feeling he thought she was a complete fruitcake. It didn’t matter, though—it kept him on his toes. She lowered the phone and smiled politely. “No, really.”

“Really? I’m not sure. I was always interested in it, even when I was a kid. Remember Linus’s psychiatry booth in Peanuts?”

“It was Lucy,” Sophy corrected.

“Okay. But you know what I’m talking about, right?”

She nodded.

“I thought that was a great idea, and when I was eight I put my own booth up on our front lawn. I was more of an entrepreneur than—”

“Lucy.”

“Right. I charged a buck a session instead of five cents.”

She could just imagine an earnest young Max trying to convince neighbors that they were in need of psychiatric help. “Any customers?”

He frowned. “No, not really. But a few people brought their pets to me. I spent six hours a day trying to analyze them until I realized I had just become a dogsitting service.”

“Did you quit?”

“No, I started charging more.”

She raised her phone again, turning off the auto flash. Did she dare try a selfie with him in costume? “Did you have a picture of, uh, Freud in your locker at school?”

“Jung,” Max replied absently, seemingly lost in his trip down amnesia lane and his previous life as Doctor Doolittle.

Hmmm. Could her noble hero be a hot nerd? Sophy stepped around him and aimed the camera at his backside. Hey, it couldn’t hurt, she told herself.

“Uh, Sophy?

“Hmmm?” Her brow furrowed in concentration as she kneeled to capture his calf muscle.

“I think these clothes are cutting off my circulation.”

“Oh.” She put her phone down and stood up to see a distinctly uncomfortable expression on his face. “Okay, I’m done.”

His shoulders slumped in the tight jacket, his relief evident.

She stooped to retrieve her phone, her long flowered skirt billowing around her. When Max bent over beside her to tug on his pant leg, she put a hand on his arm and stopped him. “You’d better not do that,” she suggested.

He frowned. “Why?”

Sophy avoided his gaze and tried desperately not to blush. “You might split those breeches. They are pretty tight.”

“Oh.” Max shot up, holding himself ramrod straight while she tried to hold in a giggle. “I’ll just go get changed,” he said stiffly.

“Let me know if you need any help,” she called out after him. “I’m great at undoing buttons,” she murmured to the empty stage.

She scrolled through the pictures. There were some great shots, and two that she knew would soon be wallpaper for inspiration. And maybe on Tumblr.

Staring at her phone, she made her way backstage towards the wardrobe room.

She didn’t see Max until she walked straight into him.

His arms automatically flew up to steady her and his warm breath caressed her forehead. She felt the swift rise and fall of his chest and breathed in the spicy scent of his skin.

“What’s wrong?” she asked.

His voice was low and dangerous in the shadows. “The wardrobe room is locked,” he ground out.

She inhaled sharply. “Oh.” Her arms fell from their light hold on his waist. “I guess they locked everything up when we were out on the stage.”

“My clothes are in there, Sophy.” His voice nearly cracked in the darkness and she peered up at him, her heart sinking. Uh oh.

“Ah, right.”

“Right.”

Max’s grasp on her shoulders tightened and she looked up at him, trying not to laugh. “Uh, what about that wine and cheese?”

* * *

He was going to kill her. That was all there was to it. It wouldn’t take much, just a swift twist of his hands around her neck. It was Friday—they probably wouldn’t even discover her body until Monday morning. And by that time he could be over at least three state lines. It was a tempting thought.

Sophy bent over, her arms wrapped around her stomach. Her body shook with silent laughter and her head bobbed near his groin.

“This isn’t funny,” he told her.

She nodded wordlessly and sniffed in the darkness. Then burst into a giggle fit.

Max wasn’t amused. He was already late for the compulsory department reception, and he looked like a stranded extra from Pride and Prejudice.

“Are you done?” he asked.

She nodded. “Do you have time to go home and change?” she asked, swiping at the corner of her eyes.

“No. I’m late as it is.” Then he realized something. “I think I have an extra jacket in my office. We’ll go there first.” Her pulse thudded beneath his fingers as he wrapped them around her wrist, and tugged on her arm. “Let’s go.”

She tugged back. “Uh, maybe it would be better if I didn’t…”

“No way, Miss Honeypot.” He took her hand and pressed it against his ridiculous brass-buttoned chest. “If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me.”

* * *

It only took them seven minutes to mince across campus to his office. It would have taken less, but Max’s skintight outfit slowed him down, and Sophy’s wedge sandals weren’t built for footraces.

Thankfully the building wasn’t closed yet and they took the elevator up. He didn’t trust these stupid pants not to split if he tried to vault up the stairs. When they reached the Psychology department, he paused and pulled her back.

“Wait a minute,” he ordered in a low voice. If any of his colleagues were around, he wasn’t taking any chances of them seeing him like this. Flattening himself against the wall, he dragged his hand through his hair nervously and tilted his head back.

He poked his head around the corner and surveyed the empty corridor. “Okay.” Interlocking his fingers with hers, he pulled her down the hallway to his cubbyhole of an office. Only when he shut the door behind them did he exhale in relief.

“Where’s the jacket?” she asked.

“You don’t need to whisper now.” He glanced towards the corner. “And it’s right over there.” He let go of her hand and walked over to the coat rack. He tugged impatiently at the buttons on the costume and swore softly.

“Here, let me help.” Sophy stepped towards him. Her small fingers moved nimbly over the buttons and Max hoped that she couldn’t feel his heart careening wildly in his chest. It was probably just protesting the restraints on his circulation. “There, all done.” She pulled back the lapels of the jacket and helped him out of it.

The knock at the door startled them both.

“You in there, Wright?”

Max put a finger over Sophy’s lips and shot her a warning look. “Yes, sir.”

“You’re coming to the wine and cheese, right?” Dr. Chapaty asked.

“Yes, sir.” Max glanced down at Sophy, who glared at him in silent protest at his hand clamped over her mouth. He suddenly realized he had another good opportunity to kiss her, but then he wouldn’t be able to answer Chapaty. “I’m even bringing a date,” he called out.

“Excellent.”

“We’ll be along in a minute, sir.”

“Excellent, excellent.” Chapaty’s footsteps faded as he walked away, and Max dropped his hand from Sophy’s mouth. She grinned at him and he opened his mouth to say something, then closed it rapidly.

Max turned his back on her as he shrugged off the coat and reached for the old tweed jacket hanging on the rack. It was a total cliché but for some reason he was attached to it. The elbow patches were softened with age, and the wool was slightly musty. He got it as a lame, last-minute Halloween costume and now it was his “emergency” jacket, stashed in his office. If this didn’t count as an emergency, he didn’t know what would.

He wished that he could just skip the wine and cheese, but Dr. Chapaty was expecting them, and although the requisite schmoozing turned Max’s stomach, he had to do it if he wanted to get along with anybody in the department.

He buttoned up the blazer and reached inside to smooth the linen blouse down over his chest and shoulders. Turning back to Sophy, he raised an eyebrow. “How do I look?”

Her gaze swept over his body and if he had the time, he would have been embarrassed by the intensity in her eyes.

“Fine,” she finally said, her eyes fixed to the breeches hugging his lower body. “You just look like an English country gentleman, out riding or something.”

“Well, there’s not much we can do about it now,” Max remarked wryly. “You owe me big time.”

She nodded. “I know.”

He stepped towards her and her gaze flew up to meet his. “Don’t think I won’t forget,” he warned, his imagination momentarily drifting of ways she could repay him. Not now.

When they walked into the function room, half a dozen heads swivelled to stare at him. The department secretary, positioned near the door, grinned and curtsied gracefully.

“My lord.”

Max shot her a threatening look, then glanced at Sophy. Her lips twitched but she focused straight ahead at the crowd in front of them.

“Ah, Dr. Wright.” Chapaty sauntered toward them, a slender dark-haired woman in tow. “I’d like you to meet my wife. Anita, this is the new professor I was telling you about.”

She stuck out her hand and smiled brilliantly. “You’re doing the romance study.”

“Yes, I am.”

Anita Chapaty shifted her smile to take in Sophy, standing silently beside Max. “And this must be the reason,” she said.

“Not exactly.” Damn, how was he going to do this? “Dr. Chapaty, Mrs. Chapaty, I’d like you to meet Sophy Hadden.”

Sophy shook their respective hands and smiled politely. “Pleased to meet you.”

Anita’s kohl-rimmed eyes widened. “My god, you’re Violet Honeypot. I just saw your Facebook ad!”

Her husband frowned. Max’s heart sank into his stomach. So much for a low profile.

Sophy’s smile softened. “Yes, I am.”

Anita pumped her hand up and down again, and Max saw Sophy wince out of the corner of his eyes. “I had no idea you lived here! I’ve read all your books.”

“I’ve only written a couple.” Sophy tried to extricate her hand, beginning to look embarrassed. Max grinned at her discomfort. “It’s been lovely meeting you, but we should really mingle some more.” She turned to Max.

“Huh?” He was enjoying this.

Sophy shifted her weight to her other hip and suddenly Max felt a stabbing pain in his foot. She beamed at him solicitously. “Shouldn’t we?” She ground her heel into his toes again and he winced.

“Oh, yeah. Sure. You’ll excuse us?” He laced his fingers through Sophy’s and pulled her away, limping towards the cheese table.

“I’ll get you for that.”

She nodded and smiled at a nearby colleague of his. Her lips barely moved as she replied under her breath, “I’m terrified. What about wine?” she asked.

“I don’t even want to imagine what damage you could do to my reputation if you’ve been drinking.” He snorted.

“Hey!”

Max dropped her hand so that he could load a cracker with cheese. As he replaced the knife on the table, his coat sleeve brushed against the tray of assorted crackers and a few skidded off the table and onto the floor. He bent over quickly to retrieve them...

“Max, wait!” hissed Sophy.

It was too late. The stark and unmistakable sound of fabric ripping echoed in his ears. He felt a sudden draft on his backside.

What he had neglected to tell Sophy before was that the pile of clothes currently locked in the wardrobe room included his underwear. There was no way he could put on breeches this tight with his boxer shorts on, so he had removed them.

He had never regretted anything more in his life at that moment.

Except possibly asking Sophy for her help. Somehow he was getting the feeling that she was benefiting more from their little arrangement than he was. Especially right now. At the very least, she was probably getting a good view of his heroic attributes.

His thighs were starting to throb from the awkward position, and he pivoted on one heel so that his back was against a wall, and slowly slid up it to a standing position. Sophy stared at him, her expression unreadable.

“Don’t even think about laughing. Or making me laugh,” he warned her.

She bit her lip and blinked. “Is it that bad?”

Max flinched as cool air rushed through the split in the breeches. Clenching his jaw, he replied, “Yes.”

“Have you ever seen Bringing Up Baby?”

“What?”

“Old movie. Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn. 1938.” He looked blankly at her and she nodded solemnly. “Great movie,” she assured him.

“What?” She was nuts. Certifiable.

Sophy stepped towards him and grabbed his arms. Turning him slightly, she moved close to him and suctioned herself to his back. Wrapping her arms around his waist, she spoke into his tweed-covered back. “When I say go, head for the door.”

He tensed in anticipation, and at the feel of her body pressed against his. Her fingers squeezed his hips and he swallowed tightly. It wasn’t just his backside that might attract attention now, but also his front.

“Okay, go!”

They marched together in perfect sync, and made it to the door fifteen feet away. As they passed the Chapatys, Max heard his boss mutter, “I always thought writers were weird.”