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The Boy Is Back by Meg Cabot (28)

Summer Hayes        

8:15 AM

Hi, Carly! So, I saw the ad in today’s paper for the benefit tonight, and now I just feel so wretched about what I wrote to you earlier this week, I could scream. I had no idea your in-laws were going through all that!

It’s no wonder your little Bailey has been acting out the way she has. I’m surprised, really, that you all have been holding up as well as you have.

My Britney has been collecting canned goods all month to take up to the Mission Ministries in Indy for Easter Sunday, but when I told her how her friend Courtney’s grandparents are in need, she said she’d much rather give her canned goods to them.

Isn’t that sweet? What time would be good for me to drop them by? Or would it be better for me to bring them directly to the benefit?

You hang in there!

Summer

Britney’s Super Mom!


From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:05:17 AM EST

To: Reed [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Your Parents

Look at today’s Bloomville Herald. Page 7. LOOK AT IT RIGHT NOW.

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs

From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:06:05 AM EST

To: Reed [email protected]; Carly [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGGEE


From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:07:42 AM EST

To: Reed [email protected]; Carly [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

Reed, why did you tell Rhonda that our parents are broke?


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:10:12 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

I didn’t. I swear to God I haven’t spoken to Rhonda since I got here. I have no idea how she could have found out. I’m so, so sorry about this, guys.

But it is kind of awesome, in a way.


From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:14:53 AM EST

To: Reed [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

HOW IS IT AWESOME? How is Summer Hayes wanting to drop canned goods off at my in-laws anything but embarrassing and horrible?

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs

From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:18:17 PM EST

To: Reed [email protected]; Carly [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

He means it’s awesome for him. It’s free press that I’m sure his “people” will be eating up. Didn’t you see the piece on SportsCenter last night about our parents, and how “eccentric” they are? Everyone was making a big deal about how great it is that Reed’s flown here to help them instead of concentrating on improving his swing for the Golden Palm next week.


From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:21:25 AM EST

To: Reed [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

Uh, no, I did not see that, Marshall. I was too busy making dinner, helping Courtney with her homework, drying the feathers on Bailey’s Chief Massasoit costume—which she insists she’s going to wear tomorrow, by the way—getting Taylor to stop braiding the dog’s hair, and trying not to strangle YOUR FATHER as he told me his latest scheme for how he’s going to strike it rich selling his gavel collection online.

How did YOU have so much time to watch it?

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs


From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:23:17 PM EST

To: Reed [email protected]; Carly [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

Uh, never mind. That’s not important right now.

The important thing is, Reed is RICHER THAN EVER.

From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:25:43 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

Look, you guys, can we not fight?

I’ll talk to Rhonda and get her to call it off. I’m sure it’s nothing but a little misunderstanding.


From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:27:04 AM EST

To: Reed [email protected]; Carly [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

Rhonda can’t call it off, Reed. It’s in the paper! Everyone is going to show up at the high school tonight expecting to see Harrison and the Fords play, get their faces painted, donate money to Mom and Dad, and have some pie. It’s Friday night—St. Patrick’s Day—in a small town, not L.A., where people don’t have a lot of different options for their entertainment dollars.


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:30:13 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

OK, fine.

But Rhonda doesn’t have to give the proceeds to Richard and Connie. We can get the Judge to go and give a speech about how much he appreciates everyone’s help on his behalf, but that the charges have been dropped—which they obviously didn’t know when they paid for this ad and organized the benefit—so they need to give the money to someone else. Someone who really needs it.

From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:35:14 AM EST

To: Reed [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

That’s actually not a bad suggestion. I think your brother may have come up with a pretty reasonable solution to the problem, Marshall.

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:37:48 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

See? No harm, no foul.


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 9:40:26 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Cc: Tony [email protected]

Subject: Our Parents

Could someone please explain to me why our former housekeeper is holding a fundraiser to save my parents from financial ruin? And on the same day that the Kiwanis are giving my husband an award for his generous civic contributions to this town?

I thought you people said you were going to handle this problem. I thought you people said you’d TAKE CARE OF IT.

From where I’m sitting, absolutely NOTHING is getting taken care of.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com


From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:42:15 AM EST

To: Reed [email protected]; Carly [email protected]

Subject: Re: Your Parents

Correction, dude: Both harm and foul. As usual, Reed, you spoke too soon.


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:47:03 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Take it easy, Trimble. I’m handling this.


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 9:52:26 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Cc: Tony [email protected]

Subject: Our Parents

“Take it easy, Trimble”? You’re seriously telling me to take it easy?

How dare you come back to this town after years of doing nothing but causing pain for Mommy and Daddy, then tell ME to take it easy?

You’d better be “handling” this. Because you’re the one who caused it.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 9:58:53 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Subject: Re: Our Parents

I didn’t, actually.

But like I said, I’ll handle it.


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 10:06:21 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Cc: Tony [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Oh, really? You didn’t cause this by hiring that ex-girlfriend of yours, whatever her name is, to paw through Mommy’s and Daddy’s things? She’s probably been lying to everyone in town that Daddy is broke.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 10:10:08 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our parents

First of all, her name is Becky, as you know perfectly well.

Second of all, she would never do that. She has the strongest sense of professional ethics of anyone I’ve ever met. Trust me, I know.

And third, it isn’t a lie. The Judge is broke.


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 10:17:28 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Mommy and Daddy may be having cash flow problems at the moment, but in this economy, who isn’t?

And don’t you think it’s a little coincidental that Rhonda is the one throwing this fundraiser, and Rhonda is also the one who was named in the paper as having attended the boycott against Shenanigans that was organized by Becky’s mother?

She obviously heard some things there from Mrs. Flowers, who could only have heard them from Becky. Mrs. Flowers works at Moving Up!

And Becky’s sister, Nicki, or whatever her name is, dates a cop. The fundraiser is being co-sponsored by the Bloomville PD.

How stupid can you people be?

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com


From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 10:20:08 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Sorry, Reed. Trimble’s right. This isn’t looking very good for your girl.


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 10:22:52 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our parents

Sorry to burst your bubble, guys, but it’s not possible. I didn’t mention anything to Becky about Richard and Connie being broke until yesterday, so she couldn’t have told her mom before that.

Rhonda had to have started organizing this fundraiser at least the day before yesterday, even if only to buy the ad space in the newspaper.


From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 10:25:17 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Reed’s right. Marshall, you know we have to reserve ad space in the Herald 48 hours in advance.

And for Rhonda to have reserved the gym at the high school for her event? She had to have done that Tuesday, at the earliest.

And Becky hadn’t even agreed to work for us at that point.

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs

From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 10:31:22 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Well, it had to have come from someone. Who was it?

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 10:36:52 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our parents

Well, I guess we’ll find out tonight when we see Rhonda at the benefit, won’t we? We can just ask her.


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 10:42:27 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Are you joking? I’m not going to that thing.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com

From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 10:45:27 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Trimble, you have to. It’s very kind of Rhonda and the Bloomville Police Department to be doing this. You and Tony and your kids really should go, just for a little while, out of politeness. Marshall and I are going, with Reed and our kids. And of course we’re going to bring your mom and dad.

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 10:49:16 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

I told you, we have a previous engagement. Tony is being honored tonight at an award dinner by the Kiwanis.

And I’m really surprised you would subject Mommy and Daddy to something so tawdry. They’ve been under enough stress this week, don’t you think? Mom just called me, weeping, because of all the things that horrible Flowers girl is making her throw out. I had to console her over the phone.

You really ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com

From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 10:55:08 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Carly [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

You can go to both, Trimble. You can go to the fundraiser, and then go to the dinner.

Try to remember that as a business owner in this town, you have an image to maintain.


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:01:52 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our parents

And that’s interesting about the weepy call you just got from Connie, Trimble, considering the fact that I’m sitting with her right now, and she’s calmly sorting through her cat figurines, deciding which ones are her favorites. She’s allowed to take twenty to the new condo I’m buying her. The rest she’s selling in the new Etsy store that Becky’s sister, Nicole, is setting up for her.

What time, exactly, was this alleged call you had with Connie?


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 11:04:28 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Technically the call came last night after Carly brought Mom and Dad home from dinner, and Daddy discovered that someone had removed all of his newspapers.

Daddy was livid!

He’s been saving those newspapers for years, and that ex-girlfriend of yours had the nerve to throw them away like they were trash.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com


From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 10:45:27 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Newspapers are trash, Trimble. Well, they’re recycling, anyway, especially after they become a few weeks old. Your dad should have let go of them a long time ago.

Did you point out to him that he has that iPad Marshall and I got him for Christmas and he could have looked up any one of those newspapers on it, and read all of the articles there? He has online subscriptions to all of them.

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 11:04:28 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

No, I did not. I agreed with Mom that his rights had been violated. I was too furious on his behalf.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com

From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:07:12 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our parents

I can tell. Is that why you came over here last night and pawed through all my carefully sorted boxes?


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 11:12:08 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Some of those things are mine! Mom and Dad promised them to me after they die. You have no right to sell them or donate them or whatever it is you think you’re doing. I’m executor of their will, you know, not you.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:16:33 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our parents

Trimble, as a lawyer you of all people should know that people who are appointed estate executors are only supposed to handle the affairs of the deceased. Mom and Dad are broke, not dead.

We’re getting rid of those things so we can pay off some of their debt and provide them with income and a new, safer place to live.

What we need to do now is get them to let us give one of us power of attorney. That way we can find out what happened to all their money.

Why is this so difficult for you to understand?


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 11:18:28 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Wow, aren’t you hoity-toity today? Who have you been speaking to about estate law? Your ex-girlfriend, I suppose.

Well, you don’t need to worry about it, because like I said, Mom and Dad aren’t broke. That’s just that girl putting ideas into your head.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com


From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:20:12 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Reed [email protected]; Carly [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our parents

No, Trimble, that was you. You’re the one who found all their past due notices and told us, remember?


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:22:11 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Marshall [email protected]; Carly [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our parents

Which I notice are missing from Dad’s study this morning. Did you take them when you were here last night because you and Tony have decided you want to help out with Richard and Connie after all, Trimble?

From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:25:07 AM EST

To: Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Ha! Good one, Reed!

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 11:28:28 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]ealty.com; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Yes. After we got Mom’s phone call, Tony said we had to do something. He said it would be the right thing to do. So we took those bills to pitch in to help.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com


From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:31:12 AM EST

To: Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Wait. What is happening??? Is Trimble turning over a new leaf?

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs

From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:35:27 AM EST

To: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com; Carly [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Wow. Thank you, Trimble. That’s really kind of you and Tony.


From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:37:24 AM EST

To: Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

What? No. Don’t THANK her. She’s faking it!

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs


From: Trimble [email protected]&Stewart.com

Date: March 17 11:42:02 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

You’re welcome. We all need to work together at a time like this.

Well, keep me posted on what you find out about who is spreading these nasty rumors about Mommy and Daddy being broke. I’ll talk to you later, I guess.

Trimble Stewart-Antonelli

Attorney at Law

Stewart & Stewart, LLC

1911 South Moore Pike

Bloomville, IN 47401

(812) 555-9721

www.stewart&stewart.com

From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:45:25 AM EST

To: Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

That did NOT just happen.

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs


From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:47:48 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Carly, my sister can be kind sometimes. She’s not a witch out of a Disney cartoon, however much you might like to pretend she is.


From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:49:00 AM EST

To: Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Oh, no! She’s fine! She’s great. Have I ever mentioned how much I love your sister? She is just so charming and sweet and in no need of therapy.

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs


From: Reed [email protected]edstewart.com

Date: March 17 11:52:11 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

I have to go.

From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:54:01 AM EST

To: Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

To therapy? Don’t we all.

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 11:57:16 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

No, I have to go. I just saw Becky’s car pull up. Although for some reason she hasn’t gotten out of it.

She was here earlier, Connie said, then left when I got here—said she had some kind of errand to run. Now she’s back, but she’s just sitting in her car.

We had a date last night, and it didn’t go well. Maybe she’s afraid to come inside. Should I go out there?


From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 12:00:22 AM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Yes, Reed, a really good idea would be for you to go out there holding a boom box over your head blaring Peter Gabriel and stare at her longingly.


From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 12:00:27 PM EST

To: Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Marshall, don’t be so mean.

Reed, don’t listen to him. I’m sure she’s on her phone, or going over her notes or something.

Tell me about your date. Why didn’t it go well? What happened?

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs


From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 12:02:26 PM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Nothing happened on our date. Nothing that I’m going to tell you guys about, anyway.

I think she’s sitting there listening to music. I think it’s . . . Beyoncé.


From: Marshall [email protected]

Date: March 17 12:03:22 PM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Oh, bro. You are so screwed.


From: Carly [email protected]

Date: March 17 12:05:54 PM EST

To: Marshall [email protected]; Reed [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Marshall, stop it!

Reed, I’m sure whatever happened last night isn’t as awful as you think it is. Just talk to her.

 

Carly R. Stewart | Accountant | Stewart Realty | 801 South Moore Pike, Bloomville, IN 47401 | phone (812) 555-8722 | Please visit StewartRealty.com for all your realty needs

From: Reed [email protected]

Date: March 17 12:07:46 PM EST

To: Carly [email protected]; Marshall [email protected]

Subject: Re: Our Parents

Fine. I guess I can try.