Nicole F |
9:02 AM |
Don’t even try to pretend like Reed didn’t spend the night last night. Mom and I both saw his car.
I expect a full report later.
Nicole F |
9:05 AM |
That was fun at his sister’s house, but what a byotch! Someone should fully report her to Adult Protective Services. Or maybe Child Protective Services.
Nicole F |
9:10 AM |
And if later you hear from her (Trimble) that her life-size Dalmatian statue is missing from her yard, it totally wasn’t me who took it.
Nicole F |
9:14 AM |
OK, I might have decided to liberate it. Someone like her doesn’t deserve a thing of such beauty.
PLEASE don’t tell your new boyfriend that I stole his sister’s Dalmatian statue.
Nicole F |
9:17 AM |
Ha, I guess he’s not your new boyfriend, right? He’s your new old boyfriend!
Anyway, way to go. He’s sooooo much better than the lumbersexual cheesemonger.
Aren’t you glad I told you to cliiiiiiiiiiiick that story in the Herald????
Mom |
9:35 AM |
Honey, I’m just so happy about you and Reed. You know I’ve always liked him so much.
Now, I know you two probably want to spend some time alone, but just in case you’re free for dinner, what’s his favorite food? Because I’ll make it. Is it chicken? Because I managed to get Rhonda Jenkins’s recipe for baked chicken and I was thinking of trying it out tonight.
Let me know. Bye now.
Reed |
10:20 AM |
What if I don’t want to go to lunch with your friend Leeanne? What if I just want to stay in your bed and ravage you instead?
Becky |
10:20 AM |
I think we’ve done enough ravaging of one another in my bed for one morning.
Reed |
10:20 AM |
There can never be enough ravaging where you’re concerned.
Becky |
10:20 AM |
I haven’t seen her in months.
Reed |
10:21 AM |
I haven’t seen you in ten years.
Becky |
10:21 AM |
You saw me naked all night long.
Reed |
10:21 AM |
A thousand nights will never be enough.
Becky |
10:21 AM |
Stop sexting me in front of your niece while she does her Indian war dance.
Reed |
10:21 AM |
I’ll sext you in front of anyone I want. You’re mine now, and I’m never letting you get away again.
Becky |
10:22 AM |
It would be unwise of you to do so, since I know all of your family’s darkest secrets.
Reed |
10:22 AM |
You don’t know my darkest secret.
Becky |
10:22 AM |
Um, I believe I’ve known it for quite some time. It involves a certain part of your anatomy.
Reed |
10:22 AM |
Not that one. The other one.
Becky |
10:22 AM |
Which one is that?
Reed |
10:22 AM |
That I love you. I’ve always loved you. I’ll never stop loving you.
Becky |
10:22 AM |
Oh, THAT one.
No, I think you need to say it a few more times.